The Compton Welfare Monkey scares the shit out of me. While it may give off the image of subservience, they have been known to become hostile. When it hears certain words that start with "N" or is denied fried chicken and collared greens, the shit hits the fan. Always approach with caution, possibly a whip, and avoid them in the dark, where they remain invisible until they are ready to bite.
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