You fucking losers can gang up on me all you want to try and make fun of me, but it really doesn't bother me at all. I mean, you say I'm the baddest mother fucker only behind a keyboard, yet I could say the same thing about all you fucks. The only thing you really have to work with is my long, puffy hair which no longer exists, which isn't very much.
And even though I really feel like I have absolutely nothing to prove to any of you fucking losers, I'll set a few things straight.
First off, I'm about 5' 8", which isn't very tall, but I'd consider myself average height. I guess I'm confident enough with myself not to have to measure how big my chest is to make myself feel good, so I don't really care much about that. I'd also like to comment on how good of shape I'm actually in, even though you apparently can't tell in the picture. I can run a sub 5 minute mile, bench press 215 lbs. and curl 75 lbs 21 times, and I only weigh 135. I know I'm not the biggest person in the world, but I could hold my own against any of you fucking cocksuckers, and I don't even know ju jitsu.
Finally I'd just like to explain how much better I am than all of you losers. First off, I go to college, majoring in biomedical engineering, and I have a 3.5 gpa. Secondly, I live in a big house with a huge backyard. I drive a $20k truck that's an 01 model. I have everything I want, including free time, and I'm smarter than every one of you losers.
So, even though I'm already more sucessful than you bitches will ever be, I'll be even moreso in about 2 years.
And I know that there'll probably be about 15 replies to this post, with each one of you losers attempting to trash talk me with a one line joke, but I don't care. Why don't I care? because I'll always have the comfort of knowing that I'm already better than all of you and I haven't even gotten out of school yet. If I were you guys, I would hate myself and commit suicide.
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