A father and his son went hunting for the first time. The father said,” son, whatever you do don't scream." Stay here while I go around to check the field. About ten minutes later the father heard his son scream. The father ran over and said," why did you scream?" His son said,” a skunk walked by my feet but I didn’t scream. Then a snake was crawling around my neck, but I didn’t scream cause you told me not to. Then two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and said,” should we eat them now or take them with us?"
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