A White Guy, A Black Guy, and a Mexican where all rummaging through an attic until they stubbled upon a lamp. The decided to polish up the ol' sex-bear just for old-times sake. As they started to rub the lamp, lo-and-behold, a genie popped out of it.
The genie was allowed to grant three wishes, and seeing how there were three guys there, he decided to divide the three wishes evenly, one wish for each man.
The genie asked the Black Guy, "What is your wish"? The Black Guy responded, "I wish that me, and all of my African-American folk could just go back to Africa and live a nice, peaceful life." So the genie granted his wish, and returned all the Blacks to Africa
The genie then turned to the Mexican Guy and asked him, "What is your wish"? After hearing the Black Man's wish, the Mexican decided to wish the same thing for his people, so he said, "Genie, I wish that me, and all of my Mexican kindred could just go back to Mexico and live a nice, peaceful life." So the genie granted his wish, and sent all the Mexicans back to Mexico.
Now, it was the White Man's turn. The genie asked him, "What is your wish"? The white man first asked the genie a question, he said, "Lemme get this straight, all the Black's are back in Africa?" The genie responded with a nod. "And all the Mexican's are back in Mexico?" The genie again confirms the white man's statement. So after giving it some thought, the White-Man turns to the genie and says, "....alright, I'll have a Coke."
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