Lil' jonny is out on a fishing trip with his grandad. In the middle of the lake after about 30 mins, grandad pulls out a cigar. Lil' Jonny says "Can I Have One Of Those Grandad?!"
Grandad says "Can You Touch Your Own Asshole With Your Dick?!"
to which lil' jonny replies "No!",
"Well then you can't have one then, you're not old enough!" said grandad
A couple of minutes later grandad pulls out a bottle of whiskey and starts to drink, when johnny asks for a drink. Grandad says "Can You Touch Your Own Asshole With Your Dick?!"
to which lil' jonny replies "No!",
"Well then you can't have one then, you're not old enough!" said grandad
As the day goes on, it finally reaches lunch time, so lil' jonny pulls out some cookies.
"Ohhh they look nice, can i have one?" asked grandad
"Can You touch your own asshole with your dick?" inquired lil' jonny
"I most definatly can!" said grandad
to which lil' jonny replied
"Well Go Fuck Yourself These Are Mine!!"
[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited November 03, 2002).]
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