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Titan · 11-20-2002, 09:51 PM

So this guy just bought a new motorcycle, harley davidson if you will, very classy. The guy at the shop tells him to not leave it out in the rain, but if he does, to use Vasoline to protect it (bare with me here).

So anyway, having established that, the guy with the new bike is planning on having dinner at his girlfriend's house. He goes to his girlfriend's house and she takes him to the side and tells him she has to warn him of something.
"Okay, my family is kind of strange. There is this tradition at supper where, whoever talks first, has to do the dishes. And... they're really tight about it... so don't be surprised if there isn't much conversation."
The boyfriends does think it's a bit odd, but not too strange, he can deal with it.
So they go in to eat dinner... about a half an hour passes and no one has said anything...
Now it may have been the food... or the sheer boredom, but the boyfriend starts getting all these strange ideas.
'I wonder what i could get away with...' he thinks to himself...
So he leans over, and french kisses his girlfriend.
The parents look at him with puzzled expressions on their faces, but don't say anything.
So the boyfriend decides to take a bigger risk... He grabs his girlfriend, plops her up on the table, and starts screwing her right there in front of her parents!
The parents are a bit agitated now obviously... but still... no one says anything...
The boyfriend's thinking 'what the hell is with her parents?? i just screwed their daughter right in front of them!'
So for the boyfriend's next move... he does the same thing again... with his girlfriend's younger sister. He gets done a bit quicker this time and checks to see what the parents are going to do now... surely something........
Nope. No one says a word. While the mother has a frightened look on her face, the father looks about ready to break out his shotgun on this poor guy.
'That's it.' the boyfriend thinks to himself.
He grabs his girlfriend's mom, swings her up onto the table and fucks the living crap out of her.
By this point, as you can all guess, the father literally has steam coming out of his ears, and he's about to pass out from sheer anger. But being the stubborn man that he is, refuses to say anything.

All of a sudden a huge thundering is heard outside and it starts to rain. the boyfriend thinks to himself 'oh shit! my harley's outside!'
So he whips out his jar of Vasoline and the father shouts "ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! I'LL DO THE DISHES!!!"

[This message has been edited by Titan (edited November 20, 2002).]

11-20-2002, 09:51 PM	#67 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	So this guy just bought a new motorcycle, harley davidson if you will, very classy. The guy at the shop tells him to not leave it out in the rain, but if he does, to use Vasoline to protect it (bare with me here). So anyway, having established that, the guy with the new bike is planning on having dinner at his girlfriend's house. He goes to his girlfriend's house and she takes him to the side and tells him she has to warn him of something. "Okay, my family is kind of strange. There is this tradition at supper where, whoever talks first, has to do the dishes. And... they're really tight about it... so don't be surprised if there isn't much conversation." The boyfriends does think it's a bit odd, but not too strange, he can deal with it. So they go in to eat dinner... about a half an hour passes and no one has said anything... Now it may have been the food... or the sheer boredom, but the boyfriend starts getting all these strange ideas. 'I wonder what i could get away with...' he thinks to himself... So he leans over, and french kisses his girlfriend. The parents look at him with puzzled expressions on their faces, but don't say anything. So the boyfriend decides to take a bigger risk... He grabs his girlfriend, plops her up on the table, and starts screwing her right there in front of her parents! The parents are a bit agitated now obviously... but still... no one says anything... The boyfriend's thinking 'what the hell is with her parents?? i just screwed their daughter right in front of them!' So for the boyfriend's next move... he does the same thing again... with his girlfriend's younger sister. He gets done a bit quicker this time and checks to see what the parents are going to do now... surely something........ Nope. No one says a word. While the mother has a frightened look on her face, the father looks about ready to break out his shotgun on this poor guy. 'That's it.' the boyfriend thinks to himself. He grabs his girlfriend's mom, swings her up onto the table and fucks the living crap out of her. By this point, as you can all guess, the father literally has steam coming out of his ears, and he's about to pass out from sheer anger. But being the stubborn man that he is, refuses to say anything. All of a sudden a huge thundering is heard outside and it starts to rain. the boyfriend thinks to himself 'oh shit! my harley's outside!' So he whips out his jar of Vasoline and the father shouts "ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! I'LL DO THE DISHES!!!" [This message has been edited by Titan (edited November 20, 2002).]