lol. my life is so mediocre as compared to a kid who works for his daddy, tries to fuck chicks but never can close the deal...and has to finally get a porn whore to supposedly have sex with.
of course, she definitely didn't fuck the dirty Balurusan and his ho...LMAO. But then again, I;m sure you're glad he did tap it. It probably added the flavor you were looking for the next day.
You're right, it could never happen to me becaues I wouldn't fuck a porn whore. I don't want the High 5., warts, VD or anything else. I stop at strippers.
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