I'll be the first to admit that I've done much better work...but I haven't submitted one for awhile, so here's me fucking with an anonymous person via ICQ.
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ICQ History Log For:
85520230 Odd
Started on Thu Jun 26 01:37:36 2003
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Odd 6/25/200 11:58 PM hello!!!
a Pirate 6/25/200 11:59 PM hey!
Odd 6/25/200 11:59 PM what time is there?
a Pirate 6/25/200 11:59 PM 6 am
Odd 6/26/200 12:00 AM its really early, arenīt you sleepy?
a Pirate 6/26/200 12:00 AM no odd, i'm ethiopian...
Odd 6/26/200 12:00 AM so?
Odd 6/26/200 12:02 AM how old are you?
a Pirate 6/26/200 12:02 AM 12
Odd 6/26/200 12:03 AM 12??? you are young, what languaje do u speak
there?
a Pirate 6/26/200 12:03 AM adjazerbian
Odd 6/26/200 12:04 AM ok, your english is good
a Pirate 6/26/200 12:04 AM thanks, odd
Odd 6/26/200 12:04 AM how is there? is it cool?
a Pirate 6/26/200 12:04 AM very hot
i cook my breakfast on the sidewalk
Odd 6/26/200 12:05 AM hahaha, are u on vacations now? or you are in
school?
a Pirate 6/26/200 12:06 AM vacation, odd, vacation
Odd 6/26/200 12:07 AM ok, well i am from mexico
a Pirate 6/26/200 12:07 AM alright, odd
Odd 6/26/200 12:08 AM do you know something about mexico?
a Pirate 6/26/200 12:08 AM i know everything about mexico, odd
Odd 6/26/200 12:09 AM like what?
a Pirate 6/26/200 12:09 AM everything
ask me anything
Odd 6/26/200 12:10 AM well, i dont know, tell me the name of some
ancient culture
a Pirate 6/26/200 12:10 AM aztec, odd, aztec
ask me something else
Odd 6/26/200 12:11 AM well... the name of one president
a Pirate 6/26/200 12:11 AM santa anna, odd, santa anna
Odd 6/26/200 12:12 AM why you know about mexico?
a Pirate 6/26/200 12:12 AM odd, i know about everything
ask me anything about anything
Odd 6/26/200 12:13 AM but why you know, you learn in school or what?
a Pirate 6/26/200 12:14 AM no odd, I have a disease where I collect
knowledge while I sleep
I just keep my tv on and I remember everything
while I sleep
it's very rare, only 1:100,000 people have
it...
because of it, i just leave the tv on
educational channels all night
Odd 6/26/200 12:16 AM is it difficult to have that disease?
a Pirate 6/26/200 12:17 AM not at all...because it doesn't change the way
I sleep, it just makes me very smart
honestly, ask me any question, odd
Odd 6/26/200 12:17 AM the capital of mongolia
a Pirate 6/26/200 12:18 AM Ulaanbaatar
Odd 6/26/200 12:20 AM ok, well, what do you want to talk about?,
where didi you learn english?
a Pirate 6/26/200 12:21 AM I learned english by listened to a tape while
I slept
my parents used to play it for me when I was
3, i learned all the english that I know now
in 2 months worth of sleeping...6 hours a
night each night
Odd 6/26/200 12:21 AM do you know spanish?
a Pirate 6/26/200 12:23 AM I'm learning now, actually
I've listened to the "teach yourself spanish"
tape for 3 nights now...
I almost know enough to speak it
normally...not quite though
i could try if you wanted to, but it'd be very
broken
Odd 6/26/200 12:26 AM do u still there?
a Pirate 6/26/200 12:26 AM what?
Odd 6/26/200 12:26 AM well, tell me about your life
a Pirate 6/26/200 12:27 AM I normally just spend my days sitting
around...and my nights sleeping & listening to
tapes and television
I get money by being on the Ethiopian
Question-Answering Team
we're a group of 5 people who travel around
and answer trivia questions against other
national Question-Answering teams
my team is ranked 2nd overall, behind those
damned Russians
Odd 6/26/200 12:28 AM what do you like to do?
a Pirate 6/26/200 12:29 AM I like to bake pies
Odd 6/26/200 12:45 AM tellme about something
a Pirate 6/26/200 12:46 AM Female rattlesnakes have a small "penis" that
grows near their vagina. Right now, the penis
is not functional; however, scientists believe
that it's the product of a slow evolution of
the rattlesnake becoming a
hermaphrodite...and, eventually, being able to
spread itself around the world very easily
At this point in the game, they stopped responding.
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