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Originally Posted by PassingFad
Man like pirates are so full of crap! Niger Angelus isn't even a pirate and he just wants to be one so bad. Well here's a tip dummy, be a ninja instead. To train to be a ninja, just do one of the following things.
1. Go to a park and try to find a mother and her baby in a crib. Then, when mom isn't looking, French the baby. Then, friggin' book!
2. Go to a restaurant and try to find the hungriest man there. When he gets his food and is about to take a bite, grab it all and then friggin' book!
3. Go to the zoo and find the meanest craziest looking gorilla and bring a friggin' huge squirt gun and just squirt it in the face until it flips out. Then, throw a ladder in his cage and don't just stand there but friggin' book!
4. Go to a park and find a guy reading or writing a poetry or something. Then try to be really stealthy and put one of his fingers totally into your mouth all the way without him noticing. Then friggin' book!
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It might be that its 6:30 in the morning and I havent slept yet, but I laughed my ass off at this.