Dear THEINCREDIBLEdork,
You are the shit at computer games. You pwn noobs all the time. You are fucking clutch, man. Bitches hang from your nuts because you rule so much. Being the undisputed King of the Arcade demands respect. And an e-athlete of your stature gets just that. Theres just one thing I've been worrying about though, you really need to start wearing protection while your fucking all those bitches that go nut crazy about all your amazing headshots, highscores, and greatness.
Take care and shoot face old friend,
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