Got bombed at BSU last night with 4 of my old poker buddies. The one that was driving decided to take the most fucked up route possible on our way to get the decliciousness of Sunshine Cafe (Carters and Greeks were not out WTF). Somehow we end up over by the Noyer parking garage and the road is blocked off with several parking barricades.
"Fuck, which way do i go?"
"Straight dude."
"Theres barriers there man."
"Fuck it, go through 'em."
"Sittinondubs, if we get pulled over for this shit, you gotta work your magic of getting us outta shit."
"Of course."
"If the federale says its OK, fuck it!"
He then proceeds to plow through the parking barriers and we devour some breakfast.
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