An angel walks into a bar and approaches three men enjoying their drinks. To the first, the angel says "if you believe in me enough to give me $20, I can promise you eternal life without death."
The first guy replies "my name is mr. Blonde and I'm a militant atheist. I don't believe in angels." blonde gets up and leaves.
The second guy says "I'm jared and I'm agnostic and I'm not sure if I believe in you or not, but here's $20 just in case."
The angel approaches the third man. "I'm Joel Osteen and I saw what you did. I don't care if you're an angel or not --just show me the trick how you got $20 out of the agnostic and I'll give you fifty bucks."
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