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underwater · 06-16-2004, 02:10 AM

yeah, i just didn't want to dirty the halo thread with any more blowjob talk so i decided to create the subject's own thread...

Quote:

Originally posted by jubblies:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by underwater:
besides, i'm not a big fan of blowjobs

I wonder if that statement has anything to do with the "almost barfing" incident? lol.

Ha, blow jobs. For some reason, guys love um...and we only want to make them happy, right?[/quote]we discussed this last night, jubblies. i don't remember the "almost barfing" incident that you speak of, but i'm sure you do remember the "i feel like i have a cold" statements. and... other things. and yes, we only want to make them happy. and i would if i could. but i suck. (no pun intended, obviously)

Quote:

Originally posted by Shaw:
Blow Jobs are okay..but i would be okay with a great hand job as long as i could relieve myself on the girls face!!!

gross. just fucking gross. if anyone ever tried to blow their load on my face, i would bite off their dick.

[ June 16, 2004, 12:11 AM: Message edited by: underwater ]

f3lix · 06-16-2004, 03:53 PM

Underwater, why do your threads always suck?

Cocktooth · 06-16-2004, 06:55 PM

i dont know you but maybe a little sludge would help your face out..just a thought

underwater · 06-17-2004, 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by f3lix:
Underwater, why do your threads always suck?

because you're a fuck.

Quote:

Originally posted by Shaw:
i dont know you but maybe a little sludge would help your face out..just a thought

and you know from experience? how often DOES mr. f3lix here jizz all over your face?

Cocktooth · 06-18-2004, 12:39 PM

Ah no previous experiance with anything on my face but i have pelted some semen porno style on some ladies....Feels nice to be Ron Jermey occasionally!!

Niger Angelus · 06-18-2004, 01:01 PM

Haha, it is nice when it gets in the eyes, or better yet; up the nose.

underwater · 06-18-2004, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by underwater:
gross. just fucking gross. if anyone ever tried to blow their load on my face, i would bite off their dick.

Cocktooth · 06-18-2004, 03:43 PM

Dont knock it until you try it..you would be surprised.

Mr. Blonde · 06-18-2004, 07:57 PM

Yeah, i'm a douchebag.

[ June 18, 2004, 05:58 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

underwater · 06-19-2004, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
SCTotD: I want to slap Underwater for editing and putting nothing in for her small confession of the day; quit being a pussy.

I want to slap Mr. Blonde for editing and putting "Yeah, i'm a douchebag." in for this last post; quit being a pussy.

[img]smile.gif[/img]

Niger Angelus · 06-19-2004, 02:48 AM

I want a blowjob.

Mr. Blonde · 06-19-2004, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by underwater:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
SCTotD: I want to slap Underwater for editing and putting nothing in for her small confession of the day; quit being a pussy.

I want to slap Mr. Blonde for editing and putting "Yeah, i'm a douchebag." in for this last post; quit being a pussy.

[img]smile.gif[/img] [/quote]Hey, whore, I'll slit on your throat and piss on your dead body. At least I said something about me being retarded, instead of just putting nothing, so do me a favor and get hit by a car.

farawayfromhere · 06-19-2004, 05:50 PM

You guys are assholes.

VOL · 06-20-2004, 03:57 PM

No, just Mr. Blonde. Funny though, he's starting to grow on me.

Fruitacious B · 06-20-2004, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VOL:
he's starting to grow on me.

Really now?

jubblies · 06-23-2004, 12:48 AM

I like how we have an entire thread about blow jobs going on, yet no one has said jack squat about actual blow jobs. Ha. Here, I'll get us back on track here...do you think it's more work to do a girl...or a guy????

I'm a girl by the way.

Mr. Blonde · 06-23-2004, 01:35 AM

Well you havent given us your opinion as a girl yet, and seeing as how most of us guys on here are not gay, we would automatically say its more work to "do" a girl.

Don't you still have some tit shots you need to send us? You might want to get on that.

Cocktooth · 06-23-2004, 01:38 AM

hey i love giving oral to a girl....shit i might love that more then getting a blow job..the girl grabbing my arms...screaming....OH THE JOYS!!!!

underwater · 06-23-2004, 03:41 AM

i would say it's more work giving oral to a guy.. cuz you have to stick the thing in your mouth, and if it's big it's even worse. there are no size problems with giving a girl oral. you just lick. woop-de-do.

jubblies · 06-23-2004, 03:00 PM

Well, as a female, I must say that I throughouly enjoy all of the pleasures of a guy venturing down yonder. I came to learn that I am indeed a hair puller. lol. But I think that it's fairly easy to get a guy off orally. It doesn't take a whole lot and they pretty much love anything you do to them, so that's a plus. I think that it's probably harder to do a girl just for the fact it's not the easiest space to get to.

jubblies · 06-23-2004, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by underwater:
you just lick. woop-de-do.

ha ha.

Niger Angelus · 06-23-2004, 11:22 PM

Girls take talent to get off.

Guys, well; just go fast and make it sloppy and it should do.

Conclusion, girls are harder.

FYI: Ladies, shave your shizzle too. Makes it more inviting.

Cocktooth · 06-24-2004, 12:20 AM

Girls are defintely harder to get off...but thats what makes it so great!!!! The challenge... Of course then when we get done we expect an amazing oral in return which few girls provide without either scraping or just flat out being uncoordianted...but there are a few angels out there who just know how to handle a penis....you might call them whores....i call them pros..

underwater · 06-24-2004, 12:21 AM

alright, you two (jubblies and niger) have good points. i don't know what my deal is with putting a penis in my mouth... must be something wrong with me. and niger, you are very correct in saying that it takes more technique to get a girl off than it does a guy. i still have yet to experience that...

jubblies, i realized tonight that i, too, am a hair-puller.

Cocktooth · 06-24-2004, 11:08 AM

well if you need assistance in gettin off orally.....your in luck..im here!!!!!

06-16-2004, 06:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	i dont know you but maybe a little sludge would help your face out..just a thought
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06-18-2004, 12:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Ah no previous experiance with anything on my face but i have pelted some semen porno style on some ladies....Feels nice to be Ron Jermey occasionally!!
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

06-18-2004, 01:01 PM	#6 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Haha, it is nice when it gets in the eyes, or better yet; up the nose.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

06-18-2004, 03:43 PM	#8 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Dont knock it until you try it..you would be surprised.
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06-18-2004, 07:57 PM	#9 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Yeah, i'm a douchebag. [ June 18, 2004, 05:58 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]
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06-16-2004, 03:53 PM	#2 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Underwater, why do your threads always suck?

06-19-2004, 02:48 AM	#11 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I want a blowjob.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

06-19-2004, 05:50 PM	#13 (permalink)
farawayfromhere Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: a land far far away Posts: 449 Internets: 10	You guys are assholes.
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06-20-2004, 03:57 PM	#14 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	No, just Mr. Blonde. Funny though, he's starting to grow on me.
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

06-23-2004, 12:48 AM	#16 (permalink)
jubblies Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 42 Internets: 10	I like how we have an entire thread about blow jobs going on, yet no one has said jack squat about actual blow jobs. Ha. Here, I'll get us back on track here...do you think it's more work to do a girl...or a guy???? I'm a girl by the way.

06-23-2004, 01:35 AM	#17 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Well you havent given us your opinion as a girl yet, and seeing as how most of us guys on here are not gay, we would automatically say its more work to "do" a girl. Don't you still have some tit shots you need to send us? You might want to get on that.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

06-23-2004, 01:38 AM	#18 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	hey i love giving oral to a girl....shit i might love that more then getting a blow job..the girl grabbing my arms...screaming....OH THE JOYS!!!!
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

06-23-2004, 03:41 AM	#19 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	i would say it's more work giving oral to a guy.. cuz you have to stick the thing in your mouth, and if it's big it's even worse. there are no size problems with giving a girl oral. you just lick. woop-de-do.
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

06-23-2004, 03:00 PM	#20 (permalink)
jubblies Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 42 Internets: 10	Well, as a female, I must say that I throughouly enjoy all of the pleasures of a guy venturing down yonder. I came to learn that I am indeed a hair puller. lol. But I think that it's fairly easy to get a guy off orally. It doesn't take a whole lot and they pretty much love anything you do to them, so that's a plus. I think that it's probably harder to do a girl just for the fact it's not the easiest space to get to.

06-23-2004, 11:22 PM	#22 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Girls take talent to get off. Guys, well; just go fast and make it sloppy and it should do. Conclusion, girls are harder. FYI: Ladies, shave your shizzle too. Makes it more inviting.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

06-24-2004, 12:20 AM	#23 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Girls are defintely harder to get off...but thats what makes it so great!!!! The challenge... Of course then when we get done we expect an amazing oral in return which few girls provide without either scraping or just flat out being uncoordianted...but there are a few angels out there who just know how to handle a penis....you might call them whores....i call them pros..
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

06-24-2004, 12:21 AM	#24 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	alright, you two (jubblies and niger) have good points. i don't know what my deal is with putting a penis in my mouth... must be something wrong with me. and niger, you are very correct in saying that it takes more technique to get a girl off than it does a guy. i still have yet to experience that... jubblies, i realized tonight that i, too, am a hair-puller.
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

06-24-2004, 11:08 AM	#25 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	well if you need assistance in gettin off orally.....your in luck..im here!!!!!
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.