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Repugnant Abomination · 07-29-2005, 06:43 PM

Fucking shaving my face. Back when I was like 17 I thought it was cool. I thought I was a real man. But now it's the biggest minor inconvenience in my life! I fucking shave every morning and not 6 hours later I need to shave again! The worst part is even when I get a close shave my face still isn't 100% smooth. I feel like the goddamn werewolf man. And if I decide not to shave for a day or two everyone is like "Whoa there buddy wake up on the wrong side of the bed? haha" at which point I want to knock them down and scrape my briskly stuble all over their ugly face, peeling off their skin like a cheese grater.

MAGICLIT · 07-29-2005, 06:47 PM

yeah, try having to shave your legs, armpits and pubes everyday. i wish i could let it all go for a day or 2 but nooooooo, that would just be defined as nasty, now that im a single again though, i have a strip of bush hair to play with, keeps me occupied.

Mars Man · 07-29-2005, 06:48 PM

Just let it grow...

Deadly Crescent Kick · 07-29-2005, 06:51 PM

shaving sucks!!

and i trim everywhere else.

MAJOR P.I.A.

i look like a drug dealer if i don't shave.

[ July 29, 2005, 04:58 PM: Message edited by: Deadly Crescent Kick ]

Beebs · 07-29-2005, 06:52 PM

Trying shaving with just hot water instead of shaving cream, do it right after you get out of the shower, you get much closer.

Repugnant Abomination · 07-29-2005, 06:53 PM

Seems like that would cause razor burn.

Carnivorous Flavor · 07-29-2005, 06:54 PM

thats why you are supposed to use cold water, to prevent the burn..and an older razor prevents nicking yourself.

bloodyfart · 07-29-2005, 06:56 PM

any pics of said shaving clit?

Repugnant Abomination · 07-29-2005, 06:56 PM

Fuck you.

We are dangerously close to trading grooming techniques with eachother which is flamboyantly homosexual. Please stop.

MAGICLIT · 07-29-2005, 06:57 PM

no pics of it yet.

bloodyfart · 07-29-2005, 07:10 PM

ttt for homosexual shaving shots

Repugnant Abomination · 07-29-2005, 07:18 PM

Dude it was like 2 threads from the top and you ttt it? You just earned yourself 1 slap when I meet you.

Ironic Mustache · 07-29-2005, 07:27 PM

Mach 3's pwn every other razor. Shave against the direction of the hair growth and you'll get it pretty close.

Carnivorous Flavor · 07-29-2005, 07:28 PM

and ingrown hairs as well...though i do it all the time

bloodyfart · 07-29-2005, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repugnant Abomination:
Dude it was like 2 threads from the top and you ttt it? You just earned yourself 1 slap when I meet you.

give it a try, waif.

Repugnant Abomination · 07-29-2005, 07:36 PM

Just promise you wont cry afterwards.

bloodyfart · 07-29-2005, 07:40 PM

make sure your hand isnt broken from the wind resistance.

Repugnant Abomination · 07-29-2005, 08:16 PM

I would also like to add 99% of rappers to the list.

bloodyfart · 07-29-2005, 08:18 PM

you know who i hate: poo grabbers.

MAGICLIT · 07-29-2005, 08:22 PM

you know what i hate? jiu-jitsu.

Repugnant Abomination · 07-29-2005, 08:22 PM

bloodyfart · 07-29-2005, 08:25 PM

vegetarians suck too

MAGICLIT · 07-29-2005, 08:35 PM

Brently swallows.

theMerciless1 · 07-29-2005, 08:40 PM

next time you're getting in the shower throw the tube/ bottle of shaving lotion on the floor of the tub. by the time you get out to use it the lotion will be nice and warm and provide a very smooth shave.
just a tip from zev.

Niger Angelus · 07-29-2005, 08:43 PM

I hate shaving as well, that is why I shave maybe three times a week, unless I have to for reasons.

I heard if you shower then shave, it softens the hair on your face so you don't get razor burn. But this is coming from a guy that uses a Braun, so, o well.

07-29-2005, 06:47 PM	#2 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	yeah, try having to shave your legs, armpits and pubes everyday. i wish i could let it all go for a day or 2 but nooooooo, that would just be defined as nasty, now that im a single again though, i have a strip of bush hair to play with, keeps me occupied.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

07-29-2005, 06:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	shaving sucks!! and i trim everywhere else. MAJOR P.I.A. i look like a drug dealer if i don't shave. [ July 29, 2005, 04:58 PM: Message edited by: Deadly Crescent Kick ]
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

07-29-2005, 06:54 PM	#7 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	thats why you are supposed to use cold water, to prevent the burn..and an older razor prevents nicking yourself.
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

07-29-2005, 06:56 PM	#8 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	any pics of said shaving clit?
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-29-2005, 06:57 PM	#10 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	no pics of it yet.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

07-29-2005, 06:43 PM	#1 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Fucking shaving my face. Back when I was like 17 I thought it was cool. I thought I was a real man. But now it's the biggest minor inconvenience in my life! I fucking shave every morning and not 6 hours later I need to shave again! The worst part is even when I get a close shave my face still isn't 100% smooth. I feel like the goddamn werewolf man. And if I decide not to shave for a day or two everyone is like "Whoa there buddy wake up on the wrong side of the bed? haha" at which point I want to knock them down and scrape my briskly stuble all over their ugly face, peeling off their skin like a cheese grater.

07-29-2005, 06:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mars Man Part dork, part bald Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Brazil Posts: 291 Internets: 10	Just let it grow...

07-29-2005, 06:52 PM	#5 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Trying shaving with just hot water instead of shaving cream, do it right after you get out of the shower, you get much closer.

07-29-2005, 06:53 PM	#6 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Seems like that would cause razor burn.

07-29-2005, 06:56 PM	#9 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Fuck you. We are dangerously close to trading grooming techniques with eachother which is flamboyantly homosexual. Please stop.

07-29-2005, 07:10 PM	#11 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	ttt for homosexual shaving shots
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-29-2005, 07:18 PM	#12 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Dude it was like 2 threads from the top and you ttt it? You just earned yourself 1 slap when I meet you.

07-29-2005, 07:27 PM	#13 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Mach 3's pwn every other razor. Shave against the direction of the hair growth and you'll get it pretty close.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-29-2005, 07:28 PM	#14 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	and ingrown hairs as well...though i do it all the time
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

07-29-2005, 07:36 PM	#16 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Just promise you wont cry afterwards.

07-29-2005, 07:40 PM	#17 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	make sure your hand isnt broken from the wind resistance.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-29-2005, 08:16 PM	#18 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	I would also like to add 99% of rappers to the list.

07-29-2005, 08:18 PM	#19 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	you know who i hate: poo grabbers.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-29-2005, 08:22 PM	#20 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	you know what i hate? jiu-jitsu.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

07-29-2005, 08:22 PM	#21 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547

07-29-2005, 08:25 PM	#22 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	vegetarians suck too
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-29-2005, 08:35 PM	#23 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Brently swallows.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

07-29-2005, 08:40 PM	#24 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	next time you're getting in the shower throw the tube/ bottle of shaving lotion on the floor of the tub. by the time you get out to use it the lotion will be nice and warm and provide a very smooth shave. just a tip from zev.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

07-29-2005, 08:43 PM	#25 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I hate shaving as well, that is why I shave maybe three times a week, unless I have to for reasons. I heard if you shower then shave, it softens the hair on your face so you don't get razor burn. But this is coming from a guy that uses a Braun, so, o well.
	I enjoy knives and fire.