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Ironic Mustache · 02-18-2005, 03:53 PM

I'm way over ten as far as location.

Ever done it while driving? That takes skill and concentration.

Ugly Bastard · 02-18-2005, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
Ever done it while driving? That takes skill and concentration.

Once this summer at 2:00 am driving from Elkart to Warsaw. Let me tell you, it wasn't easy, but damnit was it rewarding.

-Ugly Bastard

George Sherman · 02-18-2005, 05:29 PM

I don't masturbate much at all any more, probably only three times a week, and thats the truth. I used to do it all the time though. Anywhere.

Ironic Mustache · 02-18-2005, 05:33 PM

There's something about driving that makes it MORE rewarding. Like road head.

MAGICLIT · 02-18-2005, 05:43 PM

i've gotten road head by the person driving before. It just turns me on knowing i could possibly die because of my addiction 4 oral pleasure, mmmm oral....

Orgazmo · 02-18-2005, 06:09 PM

Have you ever jerked off in another Nubblites house?

I did it in Trout Sniffer's once.

Ugly Bastard · 02-18-2005, 06:18 PM

I might have in George's old house, though I can't remember. Pretty sure I've never jerked off in any of you guy's homes though. I think...

Maybe tonguegina's once or twice just to break it in...

-Ugly Bastard

ninjaface · 02-18-2005, 06:37 PM

When I first started college I found it difficult, if not, damn near impossible to masturbate regularly. My roommate at the time was a big fuck-up and had no job. So he was home all the time. But now, my arrangements are much more friendly to my masturbatory needs.

Ironic Mustache · 02-18-2005, 06:50 PM

You should win an award for saying masturbatory.

Repugnant Abomination · 02-19-2005, 10:04 AM

I dont "beat off" anymore. I've upgraded. Using your hand can become tiring, so I bought a back massager to do the work for me. It's superior in every way. I suggest getting one that has high, medium and low settings so you can customize your mastubration session for what kinda mood you're in. You have to be careful cause on some of the massagers the high setting can be intense. Like burn your cock head off intense. Idealy you want one with a "hard soft" surface. Also, be sure to get one that doesn't pull hair (assuming you resemble a jungle down yonder). You all need to get out of the stone age and join the new age of masturbation.

-And that's my post

[ February 19, 2005, 07:05 AM: Message edited by: Repugnant Abomination ]

Mr. Blonde · 02-19-2005, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MAGICLIT:
i've gotten road head by the person driving before. It just turns me on knowing i could possibly die because of my addiction 4 oral pleasure, mmmm oral....

MAGICLIT IS A HERMIE!!!

underwater · 02-19-2005, 02:56 PM

hahahaha.. masturbation.

George Sherman · 02-19-2005, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
I might have in George's old house-Ugly Bastard

WHAT!!!!

Ugly Bastard · 02-19-2005, 08:23 PM

Ya, I said it. No lies, motherfucker!

-Ugly Bastard

VOL · 02-21-2005, 03:22 AM

Isn't masturbation, impure thoughts, and self- lust a sin?

ninjaface · 02-21-2005, 03:23 AM

Nope. Not sure where you heard that.

VOL · 02-21-2005, 03:27 AM

Its an urban myth to some, yet I have heard its in the bible that it is wrong.

ninjaface · 02-21-2005, 03:30 AM

I'm not too concerned with what the bible says. Masturbating is physically and mentally healthy. I am a big fan of it.

VOL · 02-21-2005, 03:32 AM

It's just good to know either way which it really is. I've heard many different points of view.

Cocktooth · 02-21-2005, 04:06 AM

I love the art of masturbation....i didnt have to do it at all during hs but now since the puss isnt forth coming like it used to...pop in good old porn and get er done...peace

BigDongedHoe · 02-21-2005, 04:18 AM

I'm not to often...2-4 times a week

although i've tried many techniques including:

1)heating up vasoline in a ziplock bag in the microwave and putting it between my bed frame and mattress with pillows.

2)Heating up a hollowed out bananna peel

3)Using a hot tub jet

4)Using a massaging machine as mentioned above.

I'm sure there are other things I've tried and just aren't thinking of but back in the day these all worked for me. At this point there isn't much need for masturbation anymore.

St. Anky · 02-21-2005, 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigDongedHoe:
[QB]I'm not to often...2-4 times a week

although i've tried many techniques including:

1)heating up vasoline in a ziplock bag in the microwave and putting it between my bed frame and mattress with pillows.

2)Heating up a hollowed out bananna peel

3)Using a hot tub jet

4)Using a massaging machine as mentioned above.

QB]

dude...

Repugnant Abomination · 02-21-2005, 07:30 AM

BigDongedhoe doesn't fuck around.

-And that's my post.

Ugly Bastard · 02-21-2005, 02:22 PM

Don't act like you haven't tried way more, Anky. Everyone knows how Mexicans operate.

-Ugly Bastard

BigDongedHoe · 02-21-2005, 06:36 PM

Anky I'm comfortable with my sexuality and I have no qualms about admitting things such as that. The only one I ever did more than 1 or 2 times was the hot tub jet. I actually first experienced an orgasm that way and probably the first 50 or so orgasm's i had were via a hot tub jet.

02-18-2005, 03:53 PM	#26 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I'm way over ten as far as location. Ever done it while driving? That takes skill and concentration.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-18-2005, 05:29 PM	#28 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	I don't masturbate much at all any more, probably only three times a week, and thats the truth. I used to do it all the time though. Anywhere.
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

02-18-2005, 05:33 PM	#29 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	There's something about driving that makes it MORE rewarding. Like road head.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-18-2005, 05:43 PM	#30 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	i've gotten road head by the person driving before. It just turns me on knowing i could possibly die because of my addiction 4 oral pleasure, mmmm oral....
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

02-18-2005, 06:50 PM	#34 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	You should win an award for saying masturbatory.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-18-2005, 06:09 PM	#31 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Have you ever jerked off in another Nubblites house? I did it in Trout Sniffer's once.

02-18-2005, 06:18 PM	#32 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I might have in George's old house, though I can't remember. Pretty sure I've never jerked off in any of you guy's homes though. I think... Maybe tonguegina's once or twice just to break it in... -Ugly Bastard

02-18-2005, 06:37 PM	#33 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	When I first started college I found it difficult, if not, damn near impossible to masturbate regularly. My roommate at the time was a big fuck-up and had no job. So he was home all the time. But now, my arrangements are much more friendly to my masturbatory needs.

02-19-2005, 10:04 AM	#35 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	I dont "beat off" anymore. I've upgraded. Using your hand can become tiring, so I bought a back massager to do the work for me. It's superior in every way. I suggest getting one that has high, medium and low settings so you can customize your mastubration session for what kinda mood you're in. You have to be careful cause on some of the massagers the high setting can be intense. Like burn your cock head off intense. Idealy you want one with a "hard soft" surface. Also, be sure to get one that doesn't pull hair (assuming you resemble a jungle down yonder). You all need to get out of the stone age and join the new age of masturbation. -And that's my post [ February 19, 2005, 07:05 AM: Message edited by: Repugnant Abomination ]

02-19-2005, 02:56 PM	#37 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	hahahaha.. masturbation.
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

02-19-2005, 08:23 PM	#39 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Ya, I said it. No lies, motherfucker! -Ugly Bastard

02-21-2005, 03:22 AM	#40 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	Isn't masturbation, impure thoughts, and self- lust a sin?
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

02-21-2005, 03:23 AM	#41 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Nope. Not sure where you heard that.

02-21-2005, 03:27 AM	#42 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	Its an urban myth to some, yet I have heard its in the bible that it is wrong.
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

02-21-2005, 03:30 AM	#43 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	I'm not too concerned with what the bible says. Masturbating is physically and mentally healthy. I am a big fan of it.

02-21-2005, 03:32 AM	#44 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	It's just good to know either way which it really is. I've heard many different points of view.
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

02-21-2005, 04:06 AM	#45 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	I love the art of masturbation....i didnt have to do it at all during hs but now since the puss isnt forth coming like it used to...pop in good old porn and get er done...peace
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

02-21-2005, 04:18 AM	#46 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	I'm not to often...2-4 times a week although i've tried many techniques including: 1)heating up vasoline in a ziplock bag in the microwave and putting it between my bed frame and mattress with pillows. 2)Heating up a hollowed out bananna peel 3)Using a hot tub jet 4)Using a massaging machine as mentioned above. I'm sure there are other things I've tried and just aren't thinking of but back in the day these all worked for me. At this point there isn't much need for masturbation anymore.
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

02-21-2005, 07:30 AM	#48 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	BigDongedhoe doesn't fuck around. -And that's my post.

02-21-2005, 02:22 PM	#49 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Don't act like you haven't tried way more, Anky. Everyone knows how Mexicans operate. -Ugly Bastard

02-21-2005, 06:36 PM	#50 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Anky I'm comfortable with my sexuality and I have no qualms about admitting things such as that. The only one I ever did more than 1 or 2 times was the hot tub jet. I actually first experienced an orgasm that way and probably the first 50 or so orgasm's i had were via a hot tub jet.
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.