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Stu Piddasle · 04-22-2004, 02:40 PM

Alright everyone, I created this thread so all you nigger lovers could get on here and post some jokes. have fun.

Q: What is the difference between a nigger and a bag of shit?

A: the bag

Q: What's the difference between a nigger and a pizza?

A: the pizza can feed a family of four

Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

A: The pizza doesn't scream when you throw it in the oven!

Ugly Bastard · 04-22-2004, 02:42 PM

This is probably pretty bad, but I don't get the middle one. Anyone care to enlighten me?

-Ugly Bastard

Stu Piddasle · 04-22-2004, 02:43 PM

well Ugly, most Nigger's are known for being poor and not having a job. Hence the pizza can feed a family of four and the nigger cannot

Stu Piddasle · 04-22-2004, 02:44 PM

one more nigger joke.

Q: What was missing at the million man march?

A: An Auctioneer

Ugly Bastard · 04-22-2004, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stu Piddasle:
well Ugly, most Nigger's are known for being poor and not having a job. Hence the pizza can feed a family of four and the nigger cannot

Hahaha...wow, okay I laughed really hard after reading that, then.

-Ugly Bastard

Stu Piddasle · 04-22-2004, 02:50 PM

I have some others I will post later on.

Mr. Blonde · 04-22-2004, 03:12 PM

Well, when you get to that, you should pry post them here.

Orgazmo · 04-22-2004, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
Well, when you get to that, you should pry post them here.

Also, you should check to see if they're already posted on this page. We have quite a sampling of racist jokes already...though I'm sure we could always use more

Stu Piddasle · 04-26-2004, 12:09 AM

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a Cadillac

A: 3 in the front, 3 in the back, 1 million in the ash tray

the Butcher · 04-26-2004, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stu Piddasle:
Q: How many Jews can you fit in a Cadillac

A: 3 in the front, 3 in the back, 1 million in the ash tray

Tried it, and I can only fit 15 of them in the ash tray.

Stu Piddasle · 04-27-2004, 01:50 AM

Q: What do you call 15 niggers hanging from a tree?

A: A Mississippi Wind Chime.

Q: What do you call a million niggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A: A good start

Q: What did the alabama sheriff say to the nigger that was shot 15 times?

A: Worst case of suicide I've ever seen.

Hank · 04-27-2004, 02:28 AM

I like this guy.

Stu Piddasle · 04-27-2004, 02:31 AM

Q: What is a nigger?

A: Proof that skunks do fuck monkeys

Q: Why can't niggers stick their heads out the window?

A: Their lips will beat them to death.

Whino · 04-27-2004, 02:50 AM

Racist crack hors. You guys are idiots and have obviously never had a black girl suck on cock. Cause if you had you wouldn’t be making these racist jokes. I have one word for you DSL. Now about the Jews they’re hard to defend but I try not to hate, but man sometimes it can be hard.

St. Anky · 04-27-2004, 11:36 AM

I take it you guys watched a little too much Dave Chappel? You've titled the thread Jokes, and yet it's only contained racist ones. Your thread gets a 1 out of 5 for making me laugh at least once.

Saint DH · 04-27-2004, 12:56 PM

Fuck that, Stu I laughed at all of your jokes.

Stu Piddasle · 04-28-2004, 02:15 PM

Yeah fuck St. Anky, he is a nigger lover anyways.

Q: Who do you know if a nigger is well hung?

A: If you can't get your finger between his neck and the noose.

Q: How do you know if an Ethiopian is pregnant?

A: If her tampon is half eaten when she pulls it out.

underwater · 04-28-2004, 05:43 PM

wow. that second one was pretty nasty...

Zelart · 05-07-2004, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by underwater:
wow. that second one was pretty nasty...

That was wrong.

04-22-2004, 02:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
Stu Piddasle Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 58 Internets: 10	Alright everyone, I created this thread so all you nigger lovers could get on here and post some jokes. have fun. Q: What is the difference between a nigger and a bag of shit? A: the bag Q: What's the difference between a nigger and a pizza? A: the pizza can feed a family of four Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A: The pizza doesn't scream when you throw it in the oven!
	- Stu Piddasle

04-22-2004, 02:43 PM	#3 (permalink)
Stu Piddasle Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 58 Internets: 10	well Ugly, most Nigger's are known for being poor and not having a job. Hence the pizza can feed a family of four and the nigger cannot
	- Stu Piddasle

04-22-2004, 02:44 PM	#4 (permalink)
Stu Piddasle Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 58 Internets: 10	one more nigger joke. Q: What was missing at the million man march? A: An Auctioneer
	- Stu Piddasle

04-22-2004, 02:50 PM	#6 (permalink)
Stu Piddasle Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 58 Internets: 10	I have some others I will post later on.
	- Stu Piddasle

04-22-2004, 03:12 PM	#7 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Well, when you get to that, you should pry post them here.
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04-22-2004, 02:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	This is probably pretty bad, but I don't get the middle one. Anyone care to enlighten me? -Ugly Bastard

04-26-2004, 12:09 AM	#9 (permalink)
Stu Piddasle Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 58 Internets: 10	Q: How many Jews can you fit in a Cadillac A: 3 in the front, 3 in the back, 1 million in the ash tray
	- Stu Piddasle

04-27-2004, 01:50 AM	#11 (permalink)
Stu Piddasle Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 58 Internets: 10	Q: What do you call 15 niggers hanging from a tree? A: A Mississippi Wind Chime. Q: What do you call a million niggers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start Q: What did the alabama sheriff say to the nigger that was shot 15 times? A: Worst case of suicide I've ever seen.
	- Stu Piddasle

04-27-2004, 02:28 AM	#12 (permalink)
Hank Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 175 Internets: 229	I like this guy.
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04-27-2004, 02:31 AM	#13 (permalink)
Stu Piddasle Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 58 Internets: 10	Q: What is a nigger? A: Proof that skunks do fuck monkeys Q: Why can't niggers stick their heads out the window? A: Their lips will beat them to death.
	- Stu Piddasle

04-27-2004, 02:50 AM	#14 (permalink)
Whino Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: IU Posts: 25 Internets: 10	Racist crack hors. You guys are idiots and have obviously never had a black girl suck on cock. Cause if you had you wouldn’t be making these racist jokes. I have one word for you DSL. Now about the Jews they’re hard to defend but I try not to hate, but man sometimes it can be hard.
	Sex Drugs & Rock n' Roll

04-27-2004, 11:36 AM	#15 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	I take it you guys watched a little too much Dave Chappel? You've titled the thread Jokes, and yet it's only contained racist ones. Your thread gets a 1 out of 5 for making me laugh at least once.

04-27-2004, 12:56 PM	#16 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,149 Internets: 284753	Fuck that, Stu I laughed at all of your jokes.

04-28-2004, 02:15 PM	#17 (permalink)
Stu Piddasle Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 58 Internets: 10	Yeah fuck St. Anky, he is a nigger lover anyways. Q: Who do you know if a nigger is well hung? A: If you can't get your finger between his neck and the noose. Q: How do you know if an Ethiopian is pregnant? A: If her tampon is half eaten when she pulls it out.
	- Stu Piddasle

04-28-2004, 05:43 PM	#18 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	wow. that second one was pretty nasty...
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