Happy 21st Birthday Bert - Nubblies.net Forums

Ugly Bastard · 05-18-2005, 01:37 PM

Our friend bert turned 21 today. I know he's excited, 'cause he's been waiting his whole life to be able to drink alcohol, and now today is the big day that he can! Live it up bert. I think I've known you longer than every one of my friends, which is cool.

On a reminesent (typo) note, I've only ever been punched once in my life. It was by bert when we were in Kingergarden. I hated him for at least a week for that. I'm over it now.

So many good memories. Making fun of Ken Anderson like it was our job in 3rd grade Cub Scouts. Squirrel hunting w/ Waldschmidt (God you really killed that one). Going ape-shit that you got to put your hand up a certain AD's shirt freshman year of high school. Sitting about 10 feet from the court (quite illegally) at Jordan's last game in Conseco.Oh how simple it all used to be.

There aren't many people I know in this world who are a better person than Bert. Happy Birthday man.

-Ugly Bastard

[ May 18, 2005, 11:39 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

05-18-2005, 01:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Our friend bert turned 21 today. I know he's excited, 'cause he's been waiting his whole life to be able to drink alcohol, and now today is the big day that he can! Live it up bert. I think I've known you longer than every one of my friends, which is cool. On a reminesent (typo) note, I've only ever been punched once in my life. It was by bert when we were in Kingergarden. I hated him for at least a week for that. I'm over it now. So many good memories. Making fun of Ken Anderson like it was our job in 3rd grade Cub Scouts. Squirrel hunting w/ Waldschmidt (God you really killed that one). Going ape-shit that you got to put your hand up a certain AD's shirt freshman year of high school. Sitting about 10 feet from the court (quite illegally) at Jordan's last game in Conseco.Oh how simple it all used to be. There aren't many people I know in this world who are a better person than Bert. Happy Birthday man. -Ugly Bastard [ May 18, 2005, 11:39 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]