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Ugly Bastard · 09-28-2006, 01:11 PM

Evidently Dustin Diamond, best known for his role as "Screech" on Saved by the Bell, has turned to the adult film industry to make ends meet. Source.

DJ FC · 09-28-2006, 01:30 PM

Can't blame him.

Beebs · 09-28-2006, 01:35 PM

Yes, yes you can.

To qoute Jim Rome from yesterday, I understand "you gotta do what you gotta do" but what you dont gotta do is give it to a meth addicted stranger.

In Screeches defense, I would totally do porn if I was known as Screech.

Mr. Pink · 09-28-2006, 01:46 PM

Legend.

BigDongedHoe · 09-28-2006, 02:38 PM

If somebody were to get ahold of that and post it one might confuse Schroeder for being on the sex tapes.

Ironic Mustache · 09-28-2006, 02:38 PM

I don't agree. I'd fuck a meth addicted stranger under certain circumstances. Shit, I'd do it for a hundred bucks.

Beebs · 09-28-2006, 04:09 PM

Oh I've got no qualms about drillin some tweeker, but it was just a great quote about it not being "what you have to do."

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 09-28-2006, 04:22 PM

Just in case anybody missed it, the porno is entitled "Saved By the Smell."

Ugly Bastard · 09-28-2006, 04:51 PM

Reminds me of this girl I used to date...

Ironic Mustache · 09-28-2006, 07:03 PM

For some reason me too, even though I dont remember ever actually being saved by it...

StabMaster Arson · 09-28-2006, 09:59 PM

I think just about everyone has had a stinker at some point... the real test of fortitude is whether you went ahead with the deed or not.

guilty.

BigDongedHoe · 09-29-2006, 12:22 AM

guilty x2 on multiple occasions

Ugly Bastard · 09-29-2006, 12:22 AM

I really was saved by the smell. I was starting to fall for this girl (which I didn't want to happen 'cause I like being single) until I got a wiff of a few particular areas of her and from then forward could never respect her enough to fall for her.

I was guilty of proceeding with the deed for about a month after I discovered the problem...

theMerciless1 · 10-02-2006, 12:04 PM

i hear he's sportin some heavy artillery

09-28-2006, 01:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Screech Does Dallas Evidently Dustin Diamond, best known for his role as "Screech" on Saved by the Bell, has turned to the adult film industry to make ends meet. Source.

09-28-2006, 01:30 PM	#2 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	Can't blame him.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

09-28-2006, 02:38 PM	#5 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	If somebody were to get ahold of that and post it one might confuse Schroeder for being on the sex tapes.
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

09-28-2006, 02:38 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I don't agree. I'd fuck a meth addicted stranger under certain circumstances. Shit, I'd do it for a hundred bucks.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

09-28-2006, 04:22 PM	#8 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	Just in case anybody missed it, the porno is entitled "Saved By the Smell."
	#YOLO

09-28-2006, 01:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Yes, yes you can. To qoute Jim Rome from yesterday, I understand "you gotta do what you gotta do" but what you dont gotta do is give it to a meth addicted stranger. In Screeches defense, I would totally do porn if I was known as Screech.

09-28-2006, 01:46 PM	#4 (permalink)
Mr. Pink Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 67 Internets: 10	Legend.

09-28-2006, 04:09 PM	#7 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Oh I've got no qualms about drillin some tweeker, but it was just a great quote about it not being "what you have to do."

09-28-2006, 04:51 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Reminds me of this girl I used to date...

09-28-2006, 07:03 PM	#10 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	For some reason me too, even though I dont remember ever actually being saved by it...
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

09-28-2006, 09:59 PM	#11 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I think just about everyone has had a stinker at some point... the real test of fortitude is whether you went ahead with the deed or not. guilty.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

09-29-2006, 12:22 AM	#12 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	guilty x2 on multiple occasions
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

09-29-2006, 12:22 AM	#13 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I really was saved by the smell. I was starting to fall for this girl (which I didn't want to happen 'cause I like being single) until I got a wiff of a few particular areas of her and from then forward could never respect her enough to fall for her. I was guilty of proceeding with the deed for about a month after I discovered the problem...

10-02-2006, 12:04 PM	#14 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	i hear he's sportin some heavy artillery
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins