You Bastards

[Saint DH]

You dirty sons of bitches. I was finger banging Nubblies before you even sniffed it's panties. Save a collection of say, three of you, I'm the only one whose mother fucking join date says Feb. 2002. Does your join date say Feb 2002? No, I didn't think it did. You small dicked cock choking whores of men. My Nubblies penis is at least 3 inches bigger than yours in both length and girth.

Were you here when BDH made his infamous "Hottest Girls at WCHS" thread? I was. Were you there when Gaz made the beautiful "Honey Cunt" thread? I was. Were you there for the amazing sex fun of Acrosexgasm? I was. Did you play on TWO fucking Nubblites basketball teams? I did. Do you have a sexbear T-shirt? I do. Did you participate in the first Nubblies contest? I didn't either, but motherfucker I was here when it happened. I witnessed the artistic creation of UB pissing on a piece of Roadkill, and then the alternate version of him pissing in a cup held by himself. I ejaculate yellow and black!