Third annual official nubblies Lucy Fur something something day.

[angry pancake]

While April 20 means something different for many people. A few days until easter nigger arrives (see below video). An excuse to smoke weed, in case was one was needed. The one year anniversary of the BP oil spill. However, for Nubblites, this marks the third year that Lucy Fur got shot up in a Chili's parking lot in Florida.

Seeing that there's a few folks here who wouldn't remember Lucy Fur (i.e. summerydude, sinister, horsedick, etc.) Lucy Fur was Laura Ronson from Michigan and mom of two who, while separated and waiting for the divorce to be finalized, decided it was okay to start fucking her boss. Unfortunately, Chris Ronson, didn't have a sense of humor about the matter even though he had a live in girlfriend. Mr. Ronson decided to track Lucy Fur and her boss down at a Chili's and take care of the problem. Lucy Fur was shot multiple times and died at the scene. Her co-worker, not the dude she was fucking, is paralyzed from several shots from a .45. Kinda in the wrong place at the wrong time. Chris fled and ended up killing himself at a rest stop on I-45 just north of Houston. I suppose he was distraught that Ugly Bastard had moved to Austin, but I really can't verify that rumor.

Showing her dedication to nubblies, I believe Lucy posted on nubblies just hours before her death. Unlike Kremlin, Lucy is still dead.

Instead of going to chili's and poking an employee today, I will enjoy some tomatoes in honor of Lucy Fur.

Easter Nigger

YouTube - BEWARE OF THE EASTER NIGGA CHARLIE BROWN! (2007)

YouTube - BEWARE OF THE EASTER NIGGA CHARLIE BROWN! (2007)