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bloodyfart · 07-15-2005, 01:56 PM

WHITE WOMEN:

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.

Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN:

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN:

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.

Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti &
meatballs.

Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-
carat ring.

5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought
of having sex.

6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.

JEWISH WOMEN:

First Date: You get terrific head.

Second Date: You get even more great head.

Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN:

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing
happens.

Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing
happens again.

Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already
realized nothing is ever going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN:

First date: Meet her parents.

Second date: Set the date of the wedding.

Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN:

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.

Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive
dinner.

Third Date: You get to pay her rent.

Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN:

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and
have sex in the back of her car.

Second Date: She's pregnant.

Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his
girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma,
her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's Boyfriend
and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest
of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a
home along the Tijuana strip.

ARAB WOMEN:

First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles,
Friends and entire Arab community finds out.

Second Date: You are shot dead.

No third date

MAGICLIT · 07-15-2005, 02:05 PM

Im the Irish one.

bloodyfart · 07-15-2005, 02:06 PM

wanna get a drink?

Ironic Mustache · 07-15-2005, 02:09 PM

Sweet I'm irish too.

bloodyfart · 07-15-2005, 02:10 PM

i never would have guessed.

MAGICLIT · 07-15-2005, 02:16 PM

In vegas?

bloodyfart · 07-15-2005, 03:20 PM

one day ill get in my car and make the 4 hour drive. i am lazy though.

MAGICLIT · 07-15-2005, 03:28 PM

You wont, youre a tease.

bloodyfart · 07-15-2005, 03:34 PM

it may be sooner than you think. i have a friend in vegas that i must visit for a bday. they are getting a hotel arranged, but i am waiting to see if my other friends are rolling with me.

i dont want to make a solo run out to that place or i will fall into the depths of hell having a 48 hour strip club frenzy. my friends would keep me in check.

MAGICLIT · 07-15-2005, 03:42 PM

whats wrong w/ a strip club frenzy?

bloodyfart · 07-15-2005, 03:54 PM

to much money and depravity.

malice · 07-15-2005, 03:57 PM

I think that was the funniest thing you have ever posted Brent, you obviously did not make that list.

When did Irish girls become classified as something other than white girls?

MAGICLIT · 07-15-2005, 04:00 PM

hahahahahahaha, Irish and white are different, Irish is better, white is shittier, Im Irish again btw.

malice · 07-15-2005, 04:01 PM

Irish girls are as white as they come.

Ironic Mustache · 07-15-2005, 04:07 PM

Holy shit my feet fucking stink so bad.

malice · 07-15-2005, 04:08 PM

That happens when you dont wear socks.

bloodyfart · 07-15-2005, 04:13 PM

i didnt make that list and i am not claiming too. it is pretty obvious that it is one of those stock spam people get.

Ironic Mustache · 07-15-2005, 04:14 PM

I'm wearing socks, I just discovered the smell when I took off my shoes. No one told me I was supposed to alternate socks.

bloodyfart · 07-15-2005, 04:31 PM

sometimes you need to clean them too.

MAGICLIT · 07-15-2005, 04:33 PM

fucking latinos man, dont know shit.

Ironic Mustache · 07-15-2005, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bloodyfart:
sometimes you need to clean them too.

Jesus, when is this whole hygiene fad going to fade out???? It's turning out to be more trouble than it's worth!

[ July 15, 2005, 02:38 PM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]

f3lix · 07-16-2005, 01:52 AM

Some call me f3lix.

07-15-2005, 01:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	WHITE WOMEN: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position. IRISH WOMEN: First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ITALIAN WOMEN: First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs. Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3- carat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress. JEWISH WOMEN: First Date: You get terrific head. Second Date: You get even more great head. Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. CHINESE WOMEN: First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again. Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen. INDIAN WOMEN: First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the date of the wedding. Third date: Wedding night. BLACK WOMEN: First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. Third Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you. MEXICAN WOMEN: First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car. Second Date: She's pregnant. Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's Boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip. ARAB WOMEN: First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out. Second Date: You are shot dead. No third date
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-15-2005, 02:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Im the Irish one.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

07-15-2005, 02:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	wanna get a drink?
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-15-2005, 02:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Sweet I'm irish too.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-15-2005, 02:10 PM	#5 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	i never would have guessed.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-15-2005, 02:16 PM	#6 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	In vegas?
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

07-15-2005, 03:20 PM	#7 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	one day ill get in my car and make the 4 hour drive. i am lazy though.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-15-2005, 03:28 PM	#8 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	You wont, youre a tease.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

07-15-2005, 03:34 PM	#9 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	it may be sooner than you think. i have a friend in vegas that i must visit for a bday. they are getting a hotel arranged, but i am waiting to see if my other friends are rolling with me. i dont want to make a solo run out to that place or i will fall into the depths of hell having a 48 hour strip club frenzy. my friends would keep me in check.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-15-2005, 03:42 PM	#10 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	whats wrong w/ a strip club frenzy?
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

07-15-2005, 03:54 PM	#11 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	to much money and depravity.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-15-2005, 03:57 PM	#12 (permalink)
malice Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bustleton Ave. Philadelphia, PA. Posts: 648 Internets: 10	I think that was the funniest thing you have ever posted Brent, you obviously did not make that list. When did Irish girls become classified as something other than white girls?

07-15-2005, 04:00 PM	#13 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	hahahahahahaha, Irish and white are different, Irish is better, white is shittier, Im Irish again btw.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

07-15-2005, 04:01 PM	#14 (permalink)
malice Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bustleton Ave. Philadelphia, PA. Posts: 648 Internets: 10	Irish girls are as white as they come.

07-15-2005, 04:07 PM	#15 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Holy shit my feet fucking stink so bad.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-16-2005, 01:52 AM	#22 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Some call me f3lix.
	Last edited by f3lix; 10-19-2010 at 09:04 PM.

07-15-2005, 04:08 PM	#16 (permalink)
malice Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bustleton Ave. Philadelphia, PA. Posts: 648 Internets: 10	That happens when you dont wear socks.

07-15-2005, 04:13 PM	#17 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	i didnt make that list and i am not claiming too. it is pretty obvious that it is one of those stock spam people get.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-15-2005, 04:14 PM	#18 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I'm wearing socks, I just discovered the smell when I took off my shoes. No one told me I was supposed to alternate socks.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-15-2005, 04:31 PM	#19 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	sometimes you need to clean them too.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-15-2005, 04:33 PM	#20 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	fucking latinos man, dont know shit.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

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