Its that time of year again, folks...

[Ugly Bastard]

So does the cold.

-Ugly Bastard

[George Sherman]

Very true sir, very true.

[Niger Angelus]

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
So does the cold.

-Ugly Bastard

...and snow.

[underwater]

i just got back! .....and i don't know why i put an exclamation point there because i'm severely disappointed in the difference of fifty degrees here in warsaw from destin. scheisse.

[Niger Angelus]

Sorry. it happens, often.

[Mr. Blonde]

Cancun '05 was fucking ridiculously amazing. During the entire course of the trip, I saw Ryan Dunn, Paris and Nicky Hilton, 50 Cent, Lloyd Banks (all of which I have pictures of) and I also saw Bow Wow, Mario, Ciara, Nina Sky...I think thats it. Maybe more. I also saw some fuckers from MTVs Road Rules or Real world or whatever but i didnt care about them.

Once I collect pics from the rest of the guys I went with i'll post them all on here.

[ March 13, 2005, 07:52 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

[Cocktooth]

that post means shit...give me proof damnit

[Saint DH]

My trip was pretty cool. Different than trips with my family. Extremely stressful at times, but on the whole it was fun. The weather in Mexico and Arizona was fucking wonderful.

The trip to Mexico was cool, but it sucked at the same time. The food and water there made me sick to my stomach. I didn't go to a resort type place in Mexico, more of an older cultural Mexico, so it was pretty dirty in places. I realized that I really do hate Mexicans.

[Niger Angelus]

Originally posted by Dirty Harry:
I realized that I really do hate Mexicans.

Yeah.

[Ugly Bastard]

Blonde, is Paris Hilton as skanky in person as she appears in pictures?

-Ugly Bastard

[Mr. Blonde]

Yeah, and she's a fucking retard too. I didn't get to meet her personally like some of my friends did, but they all said she was dumb as shit. I saw her up on stage though and she looked like a fuck. She'll be on some of the shows on MTV spring break so that's less unscripted than her usual appearances...you should be able to find out a bit then.


Here are some of the pics from our trip.

Me and my friend with Ryan Dunn and some other guy:


Us on the beach with a girl we met from BSU down there:


A few of us on the drunk bus that takes us all over the fucking city for 6 and a half pesos


First night in Cancun at The City* the biggest club down there


In line at Senor Frogs:




Me and my friends with a few chicks on the beach:


This was the jacuzzi bar...:


Paris and Nicky...Club was cloudy as shit from smoke and we were far away:


[ March 20, 2005, 08:53 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

[Mr. Blonde]

Our view...goddamn trees


This silver dude was dancing around to the techno song "Dance with the Devil" at one of the clubs...he had a fucking flamethrower...kind of scary in hindsight:


The Grand Oasis; Not the hotel we were staying at, but a few down. It was where all the kids our age mostly stayed and where MTV did some of it's beach stuff.


Bar right on the beach where we got drunk like every day...i'm actually up there in this picture:


There were 11 of these girls total, hence they were called "The 11" for the duration of the trip. Every single one was fucking hot, and they were staying in our hotel, but they were stuck up bitches. Oh well:


We were at the jacuzzi bar every day for happy hour:


Us with some cool ass dudes from Boston College...we'll pry go there again with them next year:


Pic on the last night we were there...goddamn...best vacation of my life...



I'll have some more pics once i get some more scanned and some more from my buddies.

[ March 14, 2005, 10:36 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

[Ugly Bastard]

I didn't know you were friends with Podell.

-Ugly Bastard

[Mr. Blonde]

Yup; how do you know him?

[Ugly Bastard]

He was in my PE class freshman year. Kid was skinny as a bitch. Ran the mile and a half in 8:00 flat. Now he's a body builder. Funny how people change...

-Ugly Bastard

[BigDongedHoe]

I just got back from Ft. Myers Beach on Sunday and was down there for a total of 10 days. The beaches were packed with hot girls but at night it seemed like none of them would come out. Since I don't turn 20 till April it made the Bars not fun at all and the whole trip was more of a sit back and relax type deal. We took a total of like 4 pictures from the trip and they were all inside doing nothing basically because we forgot to take a camera out at night.

The positive is depending on how my new job goes I'll be going on Spring Break again in about 20 days or so.

[ March 15, 2005, 01:55 PM: Message edited by: BigDongedHoe ]

[Niger Angelus]

I hate Warsaw.

[Beebs]

Me and Canadian Girls drinking on Daytona Beach next to a beach patrol truck, they were alot of fun

Hotel in Sarasota....it rained alot

Elevator at hotel in Sarasota

Sunrise at Crackhead hotel we had to stay at first 2 nights in Daytona due to plans falling through, dirty as fuck, but fun.

Interior of Crackhead hotel

Exterior of Crackhead hotel, notice the broken chair, the kids from Kentucky next door threw it while yelling "fuck that chair"

Kids from Kentucky, Girl from Eastern Carolina, Girls from Canada at nicer hotel in Daytona

[Ugly Bastard]

Beebs you look like you're 12.

-Ugly Bastard

[Beebs]

I basically agree....I'm enjoying that untill I go bald.

Here are some pictures of a cop who almost died. We were walking down Atlantic Avenue in Daytona the first night and all of a sudden there is a loud crash, a car drilled a cop on a bike (it was still bike week at this point) and the guys bike almost hit us. The cop landed right at my feet, the blue lens from the lights on his bike hit my head, it was insane. We called 911 and took pictures. Later we met some high schoolers from Orlando in the crackhead hotel who say they knew the girl who hit the cop.

[the Butcher]

damn. that canadian girl who is to the left of you in the blurry picture is fucking...wow.

[Mr. Blonde]

I don't think she's that hot...but good pictures, Beebs

The Great Lakes States Tour 2005

No Pictures. Just stories. No big stories, but lots of little ones. A week long binge of controlled irresponsibility. No beaches, everything spur of the moment, no long term plans.

My friend and I both had plans fall through for spring break, but were determined to make the best of it.

Day 1 - Thursday March 10

Bloomington, IN (IU) to Oxford, OH (Miami)


The week before St. Patricks day (which is during Spring Break) is Green Beer Day at Miami University of Ohio. I drove from Bloomington to Oxford and my friend (who shall be refered to as 'Zanny') and I began drinking around 2pm. We then left for some parties with Zanny's friends where chaos ensued. Highlights of the night included:

Breaking into an automobile for fun, then leaving open beers in them, then being caught by the owner.

Tieing a hose to a car's exaust pipe.

Spilling beers down stair cases on purpose.

Lot's of Beirut (beer pong) including meeting the best Beirut team ever.

Lieing to people to see if we could get away with it, just for fun.

Picking fights with frat brothers.

Walking around campus and smoking weed inside a group of bushes.

Drunk kids being drunk as hell and leaping on beds then saying how bad their chest hurts and thinking they are going to die.

It was a good night, not too crazy, but just crazy enough.

Day 2 - Friday March 11

Oxford, OH to Kalamazoo, MI (Western Michigan University)



WMU was just comming off of spring break, and not having anything to do in Middlebury, IN Zanny and I decided to head up there to meet an old highschool friend. We left Middlebury at 10pm, arrived at 11pm straight to the party wearing white tee shirts (graffiti party).

Highlights of the night include:

Beirut - lot's of it.

Drinking - lot's of it.

Our friend grinding with a fat chick (probably around 300lbs, no joking).

Zanny stealing a toaster, macaroni and cheese, and a shot glass, because some girl wouldn't make us food at 4am.

Our friend running then slipping on the ice, going airborne, about 2 feet off the ground, then landing right on his back and not moving.

Going to McDonalds at 5am, just as it was opening up and respectable people were showing up before work and Zanny especially was trashed as hell talking very loud. This was hilarious.

Trying to sleep in Zanny's GMC Envoy (henceforth: the "FunVoy"), only realizing this is a bad idea, walking back to where we were partying earlier and asking them if we could sleep there.

Having strange things written on our shirts such as Zanny's name writtin on mine and "I like little boys" written on Zanny's.

In the morning, Zanny still wasn't feeling well, so I piloted the Funvoy back to Middlebury, IN which brings us to...

Day 3 through Day 6 March 12-16

Middlebury, IN

These day's are a little hazy, we drank every day and did different things. Highlights include:

The expirament. Zanny let his parrents know he had brought beer home from college, and they didn't care too much, but didn't want him to drink it at home. Zanny drank 3 cans, and left them out for his parrents to see. When his dad saw them and didn't say anything, we decided to step it up a notch. Zanny, I, and our friend (IceColdBru) all got smashed and played kings, and emptied a case of Labatt Blue and lots of the canned beer, and left the cans and bottles all over the place. Zanny's mom wasn't pleased.

XBox Live, talking shit, and drinking beer. BW3s and other local places, driving through the Elkhart "hood."

Days 7 and 8 - Wednesday March 16, Thursday March 17 (St. Patricks Day)

Middlebury, IN to Chicago, IL (Columbia and DePaul Universities)



I have a good friend (who shall be called "Mister" who used to go to IU who transfered to Columbia and lives at the UCC downtown, and I mean downtown as in the intersection of State and Harrison. Being his friend, I became friends with one of his friends from highschool (who will be called "Gino"), who attended DePaul, but also lived in the UCC. Another friend of Mister and I, StrikingOblivion, who still goes to IU, lives in Barrington, IL (a subburb) and came in to the city to party with Mister, Zanny, Gino, and I among others.

Highlights of Chi Town include:

Making forts with peoples furniture when they left their appartments.

Kids punching each other and seriously hurting one of them to impress a girl.

Beirut - lots of it.

Irish car bombs - lots of them.

Fights breaking out over forts being built and plants and pots being destroyed.

People jumping on furniture and falling on the ground.

Walking around downtown beligerant and urinating in public.

Throwing pieces of fruit among other objects, at 3 police cars parked outside from 11 stories up.

Peeing out of a window from 11 stories up.

Trying to get 7-11 to sell alcohol, despite laws against selling it after a certain time.

Almost being crushed by subway doors.

Mister comming down to the lobby of the UCC so security guards could let us up (hardcore security guards). Mister was in only dress socks and boxers.

Holes being punched in walls.

Bottles of wine and campbells chunky soup being stolen.

Axe being sprayed on everything in a bedroom, until the entire bedroom filled up with axe and people couldn't even breath.

I'm sure there's more, but it's a long and hazy story.

Day 9 and 10 - Friday March 18, Saturday March 19


Recuperation, mostly. But also drinking. Zanny got in a minor altercation with a douchebag from home, who deserved to get his ass kicked.

[farawayfromhere]

My spring break isnt here yet. 2 weeks from now actually and you better bet there will be pictures. Will you guys see them? Probably not but if you be good, maybe. (sidenote: I dont drink so my pictures may not be as interesting anyway) And where am I going? BAHAMAS! I have decided I may not come back. But if I do, there will be a full report of the event as soon as I return, like I said with the possibility of photos. We'll see.

[sim_flex_x]

I spent the week on beautiful Sanibel Island in Florida, just a bridge away from Ft Myers. I went with my parents, my roommate and my best friend from highschool. It wasn't anything overly exciting but it was very relaxing, and we had a good time. We spent a lot of time on the beach and playing with critters that washed up during low tide at night. This is my favorite picture from the trip. It was at a restaurant we went to. He's a jackalope, and he's wearing a party hat.