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PassingFad · 10-12-2006, 03:58 PM

First off, props to UB for pestering me to come back. You'll be grateful after you read my post.

If you had to fight a dragon today, even just a little one, would you rather be:

A. A high-level warrior with a magic sword

B. A wizard with a shit ton of fireballs and invisibility

C. A tiger with the wisdom of the wisest man

D. A ninja/pirate/whatever with a badass guitar and a pack of cigs

E. The human sniper rifle from Halo 2

F. A piece of food that, although tempting, delicious, and usually very nutritious for dragons, would certainly kill him. (Keep in mind here, that if you select this option, you are going to die, but you will go to food heaven.)

G. Something that you made up! This is the great part about imagination!

I'm not going to tell you what I picked, because I know a secret that will ruin the results. Don't even bother PMing me to ask what it is.

Beebs · 10-12-2006, 04:13 PM

H. Straight

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-12-2006, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PassingFad

I'm not going to tell you what I picked, because I know a secret that will ruin the results. Don't even bother PMing me to ask what it is.

shit!

I was leaning towards C but I guess i'll choose G.
G. A magician with lasers grafted to the tips of my fingers.

DJ FC · 10-12-2006, 04:45 PM

Damn, I too was leaning toward C and went with G as well...

G: A dolphin on sterroids with lasers, razor sharp teeth, knives for fins, and a bad attitude.

PassingFad · 10-12-2006, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

shit!

I was leaning towards C but I guess i'll choose G.
G. A magician with lasers grafted to the tips of my fingers.

I already said ninja.

Mr. Blonde · 10-12-2006, 07:50 PM

I'd like to HAVE, not be, the halo 2 human sniper rifle. I'd have the advantage of distance, power, and 4 well-placed rounds could definitely take out a dragon if it can take out a plasma shield in one shot.

Ugly Bastard · 10-12-2006, 11:37 PM

Beebs you're such a fucking homo. It's fun watching you scramble to prove otherwise.

Beebs · 10-13-2006, 11:31 AM

Fuck, am I that transparent?

PassingFad · 10-13-2006, 11:34 AM

Okay maybe it's the fact that I just woke up from last night drunk, but I am willing to admit that I never had a secret to share. I just wanted you all to like me except Beebs, cuz he'd probably give me what daddy calls a prison hug.

10-12-2006, 03:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
PassingFad Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Muncie Posts: 38 Internets: 10	Dungeons and Dragons First off, props to UB for pestering me to come back. You'll be grateful after you read my post. If you had to fight a dragon today, even just a little one, would you rather be: A. A high-level warrior with a magic sword B. A wizard with a shit ton of fireballs and invisibility C. A tiger with the wisdom of the wisest man D. A ninja/pirate/whatever with a badass guitar and a pack of cigs E. The human sniper rifle from Halo 2 F. A piece of food that, although tempting, delicious, and usually very nutritious for dragons, would certainly kill him. (Keep in mind here, that if you select this option, you are going to die, but you will go to food heaven.) G. Something that you made up! This is the great part about imagination! I'm not going to tell you what I picked, because I know a secret that will ruin the results. Don't even bother PMing me to ask what it is.
	Disco, motherfucker!

10-12-2006, 04:45 PM	#4 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	Damn, I too was leaning toward C and went with G as well... G: A dolphin on sterroids with lasers, razor sharp teeth, knives for fins, and a bad attitude.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

10-12-2006, 07:50 PM	#6 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I'd like to HAVE, not be, the halo 2 human sniper rifle. I'd have the advantage of distance, power, and 4 well-placed rounds could definitely take out a dragon if it can take out a plasma shield in one shot.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

10-13-2006, 11:34 AM	#9 (permalink)
PassingFad Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Muncie Posts: 38 Internets: 10	Okay maybe it's the fact that I just woke up from last night drunk, but I am willing to admit that I never had a secret to share. I just wanted you all to like me except Beebs, cuz he'd probably give me what daddy calls a prison hug.
	Disco, motherfucker!

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10-12-2006, 04:13 PM	#2 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	H. Straight

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Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Beebs you're such a fucking homo. It's fun watching you scramble to prove otherwise.

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Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Fuck, am I that transparent?