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Ugly Bastard · 04-21-2005, 02:05 AM

I don't have a picture of Kramer on my wall, yet somehow I know damn well what I mean by that. Hmm.

-Ugly Bastard

Mr. Blonde · 04-21-2005, 02:06 AM

Well you did last year, and I still don't know what the hell you're talking about.

Ugly Bastard · 04-21-2005, 02:07 AM

We did? Tonguegina?

Maybe we did. Christ knows I certainly don't remember.

-Ugly Bastard

Mr. Blonde · 04-21-2005, 02:11 AM

I highly doubt you "don't remember", liar.

Try getting out of this one, you evasive bastard. Far more incriminating than having a poster:

Ugly Bastard · 04-21-2005, 02:12 AM

Blonde, how in the hell does that prove your point about me having a picture on the wall? God damnit you're so dumb sometimes. You really are. Lay off the weights and hit the books a little harder or something.

-Ugly Bastard

tonguegina · 04-21-2005, 02:12 AM

No. We had over 30 posters/pictures in our room and there were a grand total of 0 that pertained to Seinfeld. I remember looking and not finding any that weren't like $20. Sorry Blonde.

04-21-2005, 02:13 AM

UB - 1
Blonde - 0

Edit: I'm 21

[ April 21, 2005, 12:13 AM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]

Beebs · 04-21-2005, 02:13 AM

Is he cutting you with a jagged coke can? Follow up question, did this involve procuring a virgin and a live chicken as well?

[ April 21, 2005, 12:14 AM: Message edited by: Beebs ]

Ugly Bastard · 04-21-2005, 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beebs:
Is he cutting you with a jagged coke bottle?

Y

Quote:

Originally posted by Beebs:
Follow up question, did this involve procuring a virgin and a live chicken as well?

N

-Ugly Bastard

Mr. Blonde · 04-21-2005, 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
Blonde, how in the hell does that prove your point about me having a picture on the wall? God damnit you're so dumb sometimes. You really are. Lay off the weights and hit the books a little harder or something.

-Ugly Bastard

I'd expect better from you to blatantly insult my intelligence, UB. Not cool.

What I was merely proving was that you know a shit-ton more about Seinfeld then I do, I remember it always being on in your room, Tonguegina or not, and that's why you would know whatever the hell you were referencing to on the page before this, where I almost never watch the show.

Ugly Bastard · 04-21-2005, 02:16 AM

Alright, well when you said "The 90s called, Clueless wants their quotes back" or whatever; theres a Seinfeld episode where George comes up with a few Zings that follow the same joke pattern you made right there. I simply assumed in an effort to jab me for stealing material from Clueles (which I didn't - never seen it), you stole material from Seinfeld in doing so (which aparently you didn't).

Thats it in a nutshell.

-Ugly Bastard

Mr. Blonde · 04-21-2005, 02:19 AM

Ok. Thank you for the clarification. On a similar note, although i've seen parts of Clueless, I don't know if they actually have the "dense" insult in there, it's just the first movie I thought of when I thought of the 90's.

Truce? BFF?

Ugly Bastard · 04-21-2005, 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
Truce? BFF?

Ya. Let me dig my half of the necklace out of the trash....

-Ugly Bastard

fancymeghan · 04-21-2005, 02:21 AM

..........dang i had one of those in 4th grade with my best friend.

....talk about 90s.

04-21-2005, 02:26 AM

Mr. Blonde · 04-21-2005, 02:27 AM

and it opened up my eyes!...um...i mean...

Ugly Bastard · 04-21-2005, 02:28 AM

I was just listening to some Ace of Base a few minutes ago. That's odd.

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 04-21-2005, 02:29 AM

I'm 20.

Ugly Bastard · 04-21-2005, 02:29 AM

20

-Ugly Bastard

tonguegina · 04-21-2005, 02:34 AM

Ugly Bastard · 04-21-2005, 02:35 AM

Now I'm listening to Ray Charles.

-Ugly Bastard

tonguegina · 04-21-2005, 02:36 AM

Ray Charles...that's some good shit. I still need to see Ray, I've been a fan of his since I was a little kid.

sim_flex_x · 04-21-2005, 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by L1pgl0ssdL3td0wn:
17...18 July 27th...and everyone should send me e-cards, yuuuuuup.

You stole my birthday

Ugly Bastard · 04-21-2005, 03:24 AM

Sim you can have mine.

-Ugly Bastard

sim_flex_x · 04-21-2005, 03:29 AM

I appreciate that, but I claimed the day a few years before she did so technically its mine. I'm reclaiming it right now though.

04-21-2005, 02:06 AM	#52 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Well you did last year, and I still don't know what the hell you're talking about.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-21-2005, 02:11 AM	#54 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I highly doubt you "don't remember", liar. Try getting out of this one, you evasive bastard. Far more incriminating than having a poster:
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-21-2005, 02:13 AM	#57 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	UB - 1 Blonde - 0 Edit: I'm 21 [ April 21, 2005, 12:13 AM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]
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04-21-2005, 02:19 AM	#62 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Ok. Thank you for the clarification. On a similar note, although i've seen parts of Clueless, I don't know if they actually have the "dense" insult in there, it's just the first movie I thought of when I thought of the 90's. Truce? BFF?
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-21-2005, 02:26 AM	#65 (permalink)
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04-21-2005, 02:05 AM	#51 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I don't have a picture of Kramer on my wall, yet somehow I know damn well what I mean by that. Hmm. -Ugly Bastard

04-21-2005, 02:07 AM	#53 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	We did? Tonguegina? Maybe we did. Christ knows I certainly don't remember. -Ugly Bastard

04-21-2005, 02:12 AM	#55 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Blonde, how in the hell does that prove your point about me having a picture on the wall? God damnit you're so dumb sometimes. You really are. Lay off the weights and hit the books a little harder or something. -Ugly Bastard

04-21-2005, 02:12 AM	#56 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	No. We had over 30 posters/pictures in our room and there were a grand total of 0 that pertained to Seinfeld. I remember looking and not finding any that weren't like $20. Sorry Blonde.

04-21-2005, 02:13 AM	#58 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Is he cutting you with a jagged coke can? Follow up question, did this involve procuring a virgin and a live chicken as well? [ April 21, 2005, 12:14 AM: Message edited by: Beebs ]

04-21-2005, 02:16 AM	#61 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Alright, well when you said "The 90s called, Clueless wants their quotes back" or whatever; theres a Seinfeld episode where George comes up with a few Zings that follow the same joke pattern you made right there. I simply assumed in an effort to jab me for stealing material from Clueles (which I didn't - never seen it), you stole material from Seinfeld in doing so (which aparently you didn't). Thats it in a nutshell. -Ugly Bastard

04-21-2005, 02:21 AM	#64 (permalink)
fancymeghan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: indiana. Posts: 504 Internets: 306	..........dang i had one of those in 4th grade with my best friend. ....talk about 90s.

04-21-2005, 02:27 AM	#66 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	and it opened up my eyes!...um...i mean...
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-21-2005, 02:28 AM	#67 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I was just listening to some Ace of Base a few minutes ago. That's odd. -Ugly Bastard

04-21-2005, 02:29 AM	#68 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	I'm 20.

04-21-2005, 02:29 AM	#69 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	20 -Ugly Bastard

04-21-2005, 02:34 AM	#70 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	31

04-21-2005, 02:35 AM	#71 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Now I'm listening to Ray Charles. -Ugly Bastard

04-21-2005, 02:36 AM	#72 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Ray Charles...that's some good shit. I still need to see Ray, I've been a fan of his since I was a little kid.

04-21-2005, 03:24 AM	#74 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Sim you can have mine. -Ugly Bastard

04-21-2005, 03:29 AM	#75 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	I appreciate that, but I claimed the day a few years before she did so technically its mine. I'm reclaiming it right now though.