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Saint DH · 01-01-2013, 03:51 PM

I really can't believe you spent your money on this shit.

The first package contained a book called "Hot Guys with Cute Animals" or some shit.

Here is an example of the contents.

Next we have the contents of package number two.

It didn't take long for me to realize wtf they were.

My cat thought they were a toy. Unfortunately, he was right.

Why did you buy so many anal beads? Jesus Christ.

Ugly Bastard · 01-01-2013, 10:11 PM

The 'tooth with a stunning reentry to the secret santa club.

ninjaface · 01-02-2013, 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

Why did you buy so many anal beads? Jesus Christ.

New nubblies tagline.

thekremlin · 01-02-2013, 04:23 AM

Surprisingly cute cat

Saint DH · 01-02-2013, 10:08 AM

Thanks. I love that cat more than anything. He's such a great cat. He comes from a line of wonderful kitties. It's almost a shame that I had him neutered before he could reproduce. I've never known nicer cats than these.

Secret Fucking Santa · 01-02-2013, 01:46 PM

ninjaface,

HO HO HO HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKER!

YOUR DEADBEAT SANTA FINALLY CAME THROUGH!

LOOK FOR A PACKAGE SOON FOLLOWED BY 12 INSTALLMENTS OF ANOTHER GIFT WHICH WILL BEGIN TO ARRIVE IN 6-8 WEEKS.

HO HO HO HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKER!

Dent · 01-02-2013, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

It didn't take long for me to realize wtf they were.

Why did you buy so many anal beads? Jesus Christ.

?

I hope you don't put all of your Christmas decorations up you/ your cats ass DH
they belong on the tree

ninjaface · 01-02-2013, 08:44 PM

I'm hoping the magazine (or so I assume) isn't hustler or something. My apt buzzer doesn't work, so I used my gf's grandmother's address. It might offend her 87 year old sensibilities.

Cocktooth · 01-03-2013, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

I really can't believe you spent your money on this shit.

The first package contained a book called "Hot Guys with Cute Animals" or some shit.

Here is an example of the contents.

Next we have the contents of package number two.

It didn't take long for me to realize wtf they were.

My cat thought they were a toy. Unfortunately, he was right.

Why did you buy so many anal beads? Jesus Christ.

The best gift is yet to show up, but the anal beads came in a deal, so I had to snag them all up. Don't use them all in one asshole. I know it's still not my place to ask, but is my Santa going to come through? I've yet to see a special gift in my box.

Secret Fucking Santa · 01-03-2013, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninjaface

I'm hoping the magazine (or so I assume) isn't hustler or something. My apt buzzer doesn't work, so I used my gf's grandmother's address. It might offend her 87 year old sensibilities.

You're totally screwed pal. Want me to try to cancel the subscription?

DDTempest · 01-03-2013, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Secret Fucking Santa

ninjaface,

HO HO HO HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKER!

YOUR DEADBEAT SANTA FINALLY CAME THROUGH!

LOOK FOR A PACKAGE SOON FOLLOWED BY 12 INSTALLMENTS OF ANOTHER GIFT WHICH WILL BEGIN TO ARRIVE IN 6-8 WEEKS.

HO HO HO HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKER!

This is the same shit I got a couple years ago ... terrible gift. I still have the entire stack in a drawer unopened. The real bonus was the subscription renewal notices that I'm still receiving every couple of weeks to this day.

ninjaface · 01-03-2013, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Secret Fucking Santa

You're totally screwed pal. Want me to try to cancel the subscription?

Yeah, if you can. If you can't cancel it, I can give you a different address.

Ugly Bastard · 01-03-2013, 06:53 PM

I can change the address. Please supply me with it.

HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-03-2013, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninjaface

New nubblies tagline.

Admins, please make this happen?

Cocktooth · 01-03-2013, 07:32 PM

DH, did you recieve your third installment yet? Probably what I would consider the cherry, on top of my giving.

Also, I recieved Beans and harmonica during my last go around on this SS adventure, so I thought gifts were given as a joking manner. Now that I see Gaz get a ham, that melted his heart, I see that things are different. Pumped to see if my SS has decided to get me anything this year!

Mr. Blonde · 01-03-2013, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DDTempest

The real bonus was the subscription renewal notices that I'm still receiving every couple of weeks to this day.

This made me actually heartily lol, for some reason.

Mr. Blonde · 01-03-2013, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

Admins, please make this happen?

Thirded. Still think the "WTF did you google to get here" is retarded and belongs on 9gag.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-04-2013, 04:56 AM

I heard that 9gag was created by Nickelback. Is that really the message we want to represent around here?

Mr. Blonde · 01-04-2013, 08:24 PM

Guys I heard that 9gag was created by Nickelback too and also Justin Bieber sucks, how come nobody listens to REAL mustic anymore?! Also people who own macs are le sheeplike idiots and herpy derp derp derp!

P.S. Pictures of Cats and Forever Alone Neckbeards

Saint DH · 01-04-2013, 08:33 PM

9gag is just the same fucking piece of shit as reddit. God I hate reddiots.

Don't get me wrong, I like content aggregating qualities of reddit. I just mostly hate the people commenting and only some of the people posting links.

Mr. Blonde · 01-04-2013, 11:34 PM

I started to get really sick of it once I was generally able to predict 80% of the "top comments" before clicking on them. After 2 years the site seems like internet high school.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-05-2013, 01:07 AM

Only 90's kids will get this.

DJ FC · 01-05-2013, 09:56 AM

There are some good reddits. /r/bitcoin for example has been extremely useful for me.

edit: also /r/gentlemanboners

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-05-2013, 10:23 AM

/r/gaybrosgonewild

Saint DH · 01-05-2013, 11:37 AM

I use r/nsfw for...ah...research a lot.

I like r/4chan because it finds the funniest shit on 4chan without having to sift through all the bullshit myself.

And if you're ever worried about cancer, just go to r/science. They cure cancer once a week on that subreddit.

01-02-2013, 01:46 PM	#81 (permalink)
Secret Fucking Santa Ho Ho Ho, Hoes Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: North Pole Posts: 62 Internets: 3709	ninjaface, HO HO HO HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKER! YOUR DEADBEAT SANTA FINALLY CAME THROUGH! LOOK FOR A PACKAGE SOON FOLLOWED BY 12 INSTALLMENTS OF ANOTHER GIFT WHICH WILL BEGIN TO ARRIVE IN 6-8 WEEKS. HO HO HO HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKER!
	Ho, Ho, Ho motherfuckers.

01-03-2013, 07:32 PM	#90 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	DH, did you recieve your third installment yet? Probably what I would consider the cherry, on top of my giving. Also, I recieved Beans and harmonica during my last go around on this SS adventure, so I thought gifts were given as a joking manner. Now that I see Gaz get a ham, that melted his heart, I see that things are different. Pumped to see if my SS has decided to get me anything this year!
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

01-04-2013, 04:56 AM	#93 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	I heard that 9gag was created by Nickelback. Is that really the message we want to represent around here?
	#YOLO

01-04-2013, 08:24 PM	#94 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Guys I heard that 9gag was created by Nickelback too and also Justin Bieber sucks, how come nobody listens to REAL mustic anymore?! Also people who own macs are le sheeplike idiots and herpy derp derp derp! P.S. Pictures of Cats and Forever Alone Neckbeards
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-04-2013, 11:34 PM	#96 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I started to get really sick of it once I was generally able to predict 80% of the "top comments" before clicking on them. After 2 years the site seems like internet high school.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-01-2013, 03:51 PM	#76 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	I really can't believe you spent your money on this shit. The first package contained a book called "Hot Guys with Cute Animals" or some shit. Here is an example of the contents. Next we have the contents of package number two. It didn't take long for me to realize wtf they were. My cat thought they were a toy. Unfortunately, he was right. Why did you buy so many anal beads? Jesus Christ.

01-01-2013, 10:11 PM	#77 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	The 'tooth with a stunning reentry to the secret santa club.

01-02-2013, 10:08 AM	#80 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	Thanks. I love that cat more than anything. He's such a great cat. He comes from a line of wonderful kitties. It's almost a shame that I had him neutered before he could reproduce. I've never known nicer cats than these.

01-02-2013, 08:44 PM	#83 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	I'm hoping the magazine (or so I assume) isn't hustler or something. My apt buzzer doesn't work, so I used my gf's grandmother's address. It might offend her 87 year old sensibilities.

01-03-2013, 06:53 PM	#88 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I can change the address. Please supply me with it. HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!

01-04-2013, 08:33 PM	#95 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	9gag is just the same fucking piece of shit as reddit. God I hate reddiots. Don't get me wrong, I like content aggregating qualities of reddit. I just mostly hate the people commenting and only some of the people posting links.

01-05-2013, 01:07 AM	#97 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	Only 90's kids will get this.
	#YOLO

01-05-2013, 09:56 AM	#98 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	There are some good reddits. /r/bitcoin for example has been extremely useful for me. edit: also /r/gentlemanboners
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

01-05-2013, 10:23 AM	#99 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	/r/gaybrosgonewild
	#YOLO

01-05-2013, 11:37 AM	#100 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	I use r/nsfw for...ah...research a lot. I like r/4chan because it finds the funniest shit on 4chan without having to sift through all the bullshit myself. And if you're ever worried about cancer, just go to r/science. They cure cancer once a week on that subreddit.

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