Bloodyfart attacked by a dog...... - Nubblies.net Forums

MAGICLIT · 11-04-2005, 03:52 PM

I'm just posting what he wrote.....

Brently says...

so every morning before work, i go for a 20-30 walk to wake me up and give me time to think. well this morning, i did the same, though, with a little twist. i had to get a new license at the dmv, which costs 25 bucks, so on my walk, i went to 7-11 to get cash and breakfast. while there, i got my money and i bought a packaged muffing. then, i headed back home on foot.

i was about a quarter mile away from my house when i almost stepped in some very gross dog shit on the sidewalk. it was the kind that you could tell that the dog was very sick. i didnt think much about it. then, out of nowhere, i heard a dog barking and saw the mangy thing running at me from out of an alley. it was a german shepherd mut from what i could tell. it was a full grown one, and from the look in its eyes, it hadnt eaten in days, so was on the menu.

i took off as fast as i could, but as i was running, i realized that there was no way that i could outrun the dog. plus, i was baiting the dog as prey by letting him chase. immmediately, i grabbed a trash can that was out on the street (friday is trash day in my neighborhood). i placed it between him and me and started to yell at him. i screamed "get away" and "help". the dog was jumping all over my trash can shield and trying to get at me.

this went on for like 30 seconds until i realized that i had that stupid fucking muffin in my hooded sweatshirts pocket, so with one hand on the garbage, i took out the muffin, unwrapped it (at this point i had to use both hands and the dog was chasing me around the can), and threw it at him. he took the bait and started eating. i ran off. about a block down the street (now about a quarter mile from my house), i see that the dog is now trying to catch up to me. i realized that i was now in for a fight and i was going to have to go the hospital for rabies shots. so i kept running, but i was looking back to see how much distance he was closin when all of a sudden my roomate drove by and stopped. he stopped cause he saw me spriniting like a mad man. he was on his way to work and said "whats wrong". i fucking jumped in his car and he drove me back home.

when i was in the car, i literally started laughing immediately at how stupid that whole thing was. if anyone saw the incident, it must have looked like some shit out of a bad cartoon with a criminal baiting a guard dog with sausages. i told my roomate the story when i stopped laughing, and he started cracking up too.

i am unscathed cause of my shitty eating habits and bad tom and jerry cartoons.

btw, i am now going to buy pepperspray and carry it on my morning stroll.

Magiclit says: Bwahahahahaha @ Brently

11-04-2005, 03:58 PM

Great story, but where the hell is bloodyfart?

MAGICLIT · 11-04-2005, 03:59 PM

he forgot his password like a dumbass, heh.

11-04-2005, 04:00 PM

I'm sure Orgazmo could fix that.

MAGICLIT · 11-04-2005, 04:06 PM

thats what i said.....

Ugly Bastard · 11-04-2005, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bloodyfart:
i screamed ..."help"

[img]smile.gif[/img]

What happened to that jiu-jitsu badass mentality you brought to these forums? We soften you up?

-UB

Ugly Bastard · 11-04-2005, 04:07 PM

Orgazmo's out of town for a few hours inspecting his car. His car is at a body repair shop. Its there because I totaled it for him a few nights ago. Oops!

-UB

MAGICLIT · 11-04-2005, 04:14 PM

You are such a good friend dude.

Orgazmo · 11-04-2005, 05:02 PM

Do you have his email or anything...I'll send it to him.

Ironic Mustache · 11-04-2005, 06:48 PM

Brent is one of the most sensitive people I know. The badass mentality was hilarious to everyone who knows him.

Mars Man · 11-04-2005, 07:34 PM

That dog would be disgusted after biting his vegan ass..Brently probably tastes like broccoli or some green shit like that.

BTW Brent, if you buy pepper spray, I suggest you breath a little bit of it a few times so you build a little tolerance against it and know what to expect if it's blown back against you...I had to do that in Rio...the first times sucked, but by the third or fourth time it wasn't so bad (of course, it wasn't sprayed directly against me).

MAGICLIT · 11-04-2005, 08:04 PM

I have to ask him how he would like his password, so I'll let you know in PM Gaz

Ironic Mustache · 11-04-2005, 10:02 PM

bloodyfart is a sub prime poster.

Carnivorous Flavor · 11-04-2005, 11:23 PM

i doubt bloodyfart would really eat from a 7-11. and there were too many spelling errors....
i'm doubtfull of the legitimacy of this story....

bloodyfart · 11-07-2005, 04:33 AM

this really happened to me.
i do eat from 7-11's if i am too lazy to go somewhere else

Repugnant Abomination · 11-07-2005, 05:55 AM

Funny experience, but still kinda scary. Had you got your nuts chewed off I imagine the tone of the story would have been a little different.

I just read in the news 3 pit bulls attacked some kids, their owner and some neighbors.

bloodyfart · 11-07-2005, 06:10 AM

yeah, i agree that the only reason it was funny is cause i got away-

blackbirdsjoy · 11-07-2005, 08:01 AM

im a little confused about this jiu-jitsu shit as well, if you can't go jackie chan on a dog.....

Mars Man · 11-07-2005, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by blackbirdsjoy:
im a little confused about this jiu-jitsu shit as well, if you can't go jackie chan on a dog.....

Blame Eddie Bravo for that.

bloodyfart · 11-07-2005, 08:38 AM

the reason i didnt go toe up with the dog is cause it was mangy as fuck. yes, i would have won the fight, but i would have had to go to the hospital afterwards to get stitches, rabies shots, and tetnus shots.
the way i did it, i got away unscathed

migite · 11-07-2005, 09:33 AM

maybe the dog wanted to show you its appreciation and do a lil' humpin' to spread the love....

i'm reporting this to PETA on clause 112.950.851. Clause 31 for willfully and with the use of nearby trashcan lids and/or use of trash acting as a barrier between your leg and said dawg, for denying the dawg to hump your leg.

po' lassie

Beebs · 11-07-2005, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by blackbirdsjoy:
im a little confused about this jiu-jitsu shit as well, if you can't go jackie chan on a dog.....

Jiu Jitsu is ground fighting, think submission wrestling.

11-04-2005, 03:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	I'm just posting what he wrote..... Brently says... so every morning before work, i go for a 20-30 walk to wake me up and give me time to think. well this morning, i did the same, though, with a little twist. i had to get a new license at the dmv, which costs 25 bucks, so on my walk, i went to 7-11 to get cash and breakfast. while there, i got my money and i bought a packaged muffing. then, i headed back home on foot. i was about a quarter mile away from my house when i almost stepped in some very gross dog shit on the sidewalk. it was the kind that you could tell that the dog was very sick. i didnt think much about it. then, out of nowhere, i heard a dog barking and saw the mangy thing running at me from out of an alley. it was a german shepherd mut from what i could tell. it was a full grown one, and from the look in its eyes, it hadnt eaten in days, so was on the menu. i took off as fast as i could, but as i was running, i realized that there was no way that i could outrun the dog. plus, i was baiting the dog as prey by letting him chase. immmediately, i grabbed a trash can that was out on the street (friday is trash day in my neighborhood). i placed it between him and me and started to yell at him. i screamed "get away" and "help". the dog was jumping all over my trash can shield and trying to get at me. this went on for like 30 seconds until i realized that i had that stupid fucking muffin in my hooded sweatshirts pocket, so with one hand on the garbage, i took out the muffin, unwrapped it (at this point i had to use both hands and the dog was chasing me around the can), and threw it at him. he took the bait and started eating. i ran off. about a block down the street (now about a quarter mile from my house), i see that the dog is now trying to catch up to me. i realized that i was now in for a fight and i was going to have to go the hospital for rabies shots. so i kept running, but i was looking back to see how much distance he was closin when all of a sudden my roomate drove by and stopped. he stopped cause he saw me spriniting like a mad man. he was on his way to work and said "whats wrong". i fucking jumped in his car and he drove me back home. when i was in the car, i literally started laughing immediately at how stupid that whole thing was. if anyone saw the incident, it must have looked like some shit out of a bad cartoon with a criminal baiting a guard dog with sausages. i told my roomate the story when i stopped laughing, and he started cracking up too. i am unscathed cause of my shitty eating habits and bad tom and jerry cartoons. btw, i am now going to buy pepperspray and carry it on my morning stroll. Magiclit says: Bwahahahahaha @ Brently
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

11-04-2005, 03:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Great story, but where the hell is bloodyfart?
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11-04-2005, 03:59 PM	#3 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	he forgot his password like a dumbass, heh.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

11-04-2005, 04:00 PM	#4 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	I'm sure Orgazmo could fix that.
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11-04-2005, 04:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	thats what i said.....
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

11-04-2005, 04:07 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Orgazmo's out of town for a few hours inspecting his car. His car is at a body repair shop. Its there because I totaled it for him a few nights ago. Oops! -UB

11-04-2005, 04:14 PM	#8 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	You are such a good friend dude.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

11-04-2005, 05:02 PM	#9 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,726 Internets: 311447	Do you have his email or anything...I'll send it to him.

11-04-2005, 06:48 PM	#10 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Brent is one of the most sensitive people I know. The badass mentality was hilarious to everyone who knows him.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-04-2005, 07:34 PM	#11 (permalink)
Mars Man Part dork, part bald Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Brazil Posts: 291 Internets: 10	That dog would be disgusted after biting his vegan ass..Brently probably tastes like broccoli or some green shit like that. BTW Brent, if you buy pepper spray, I suggest you breath a little bit of it a few times so you build a little tolerance against it and know what to expect if it's blown back against you...I had to do that in Rio...the first times sucked, but by the third or fourth time it wasn't so bad (of course, it wasn't sprayed directly against me).

11-04-2005, 08:04 PM	#12 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	I have to ask him how he would like his password, so I'll let you know in PM Gaz
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

11-04-2005, 10:02 PM	#13 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	bloodyfart is a sub prime poster.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-04-2005, 11:23 PM	#14 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	i doubt bloodyfart would really eat from a 7-11. and there were too many spelling errors.... i'm doubtfull of the legitimacy of this story....
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

11-07-2005, 04:33 AM	#15 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	this really happened to me. i do eat from 7-11's if i am too lazy to go somewhere else
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11-07-2005, 05:55 AM	#16 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Funny experience, but still kinda scary. Had you got your nuts chewed off I imagine the tone of the story would have been a little different. I just read in the news 3 pit bulls attacked some kids, their owner and some neighbors.

11-07-2005, 06:10 AM	#17 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	yeah, i agree that the only reason it was funny is cause i got away-
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11-07-2005, 08:01 AM	#18 (permalink)
blackbirdsjoy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Piss Hole Posts: 185 Internets: 10	im a little confused about this jiu-jitsu shit as well, if you can't go jackie chan on a dog.....
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11-07-2005, 08:38 AM	#20 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	the reason i didnt go toe up with the dog is cause it was mangy as fuck. yes, i would have won the fight, but i would have had to go to the hospital afterwards to get stitches, rabies shots, and tetnus shots. the way i did it, i got away unscathed
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

11-07-2005, 09:33 AM	#21 (permalink)
migite Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 287 Internets: 0	maybe the dog wanted to show you its appreciation and do a lil' humpin' to spread the love.... i'm reporting this to PETA on clause 112.950.851. Clause 31 for willfully and with the use of nearby trashcan lids and/or use of trash acting as a barrier between your leg and said dawg, for denying the dawg to hump your leg. po' lassie
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