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Ironic Mustache · 10-24-2005, 01:50 PM

I don't know if I've mentioned this yet or not, but my significant other slangs dildos now as a side job. She does this whole Passion Party thing where she goes to broad's houses and is basically a mobile sex shop. She has all the stuff to show, and then they order what they want from the catalogue and she gets 40% of the cash for it. How does this affect Ironic Mustache? Some of the shit is like cock rings and lubes and shit like that gets tested on none other than me. Please refrain from all dildo in my butt jokes until the end. Anyway, here is product #1 and how I feel about it:

The Cock Ring:

It's basically just a rubber ring the fits (tightly I might add) around the base of the tallywhacker. It's supposed to intensify and lengthen orgasms. I didn't really notice much of shit for a difference. I've heard since, that it's also supposed to increase the longevity of an erection, but being that I'm 24 and have almost a constant erection anyway, I didn't notice.

I award the cock ring zero party hats for anyone under 45. I highly reccomend this to ur my bitch.

Lucy Fur · 10-24-2005, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
Please refrain from all dildo in my butt jokes until the end.

how can you be so cruel as to ask this????

can we at least talk about butt beads?

[ October 24, 2005, 12:57 PM: Message edited by: Lucy Fur ]

Ironic Mustache · 10-24-2005, 03:15 PM

Oh I'm finished already, go ahead and joke away.

Carnivorous Flavor · 10-26-2005, 01:29 AM

walt the niggers fat ho whit wife did this too and we buste dhis balls.....

tell me, why should i spare you ridicule?

Ironic Mustache · 10-26-2005, 01:48 PM

You shouldn't, I said go ahead. But in my defense, I never watched gay porn or wanted to have a threesome with my girl and another dude.

hellcat · 10-26-2005, 04:01 PM

A friend of mine does that too. They sell some pretty cool shit. The irony is my friend is a virgin. But she still leads the parties and sells the stuff. Kind of strange if you ask me.

10-24-2005, 01:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I don't know if I've mentioned this yet or not, but my significant other slangs dildos now as a side job. She does this whole Passion Party thing where she goes to broad's houses and is basically a mobile sex shop. She has all the stuff to show, and then they order what they want from the catalogue and she gets 40% of the cash for it. How does this affect Ironic Mustache? Some of the shit is like cock rings and lubes and shit like that gets tested on none other than me. Please refrain from all dildo in my butt jokes until the end. Anyway, here is product #1 and how I feel about it: The Cock Ring: It's basically just a rubber ring the fits (tightly I might add) around the base of the tallywhacker. It's supposed to intensify and lengthen orgasms. I didn't really notice much of shit for a difference. I've heard since, that it's also supposed to increase the longevity of an erection, but being that I'm 24 and have almost a constant erection anyway, I didn't notice. I award the cock ring zero party hats for anyone under 45. I highly reccomend this to ur my bitch.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

10-24-2005, 03:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Oh I'm finished already, go ahead and joke away.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

10-26-2005, 01:29 AM	#4 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	walt the niggers fat ho whit wife did this too and we buste dhis balls..... tell me, why should i spare you ridicule?
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

10-26-2005, 01:48 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	You shouldn't, I said go ahead. But in my defense, I never watched gay porn or wanted to have a threesome with my girl and another dude.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

10-26-2005, 04:01 PM	#6 (permalink)
hellcat Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 316 Internets: 10	A friend of mine does that too. They sell some pretty cool shit. The irony is my friend is a virgin. But she still leads the parties and sells the stuff. Kind of strange if you ask me.
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