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Repugnant Abomination · 08-07-2007, 01:34 PM

Bear Grylls may still be a bad ass, but his show is apparently very fake and very scripted.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1770

More in depth proof

http://www.daughtersoftiresias.org/b...ecial:Allpages

Ugly Bastard · 08-07-2007, 03:58 PM

OMFG! No way!

Orgazmo · 08-07-2007, 05:04 PM

This is old news, motherfucker. It doesn't change the fact that he does some extreme shit that would save his life if he were in the situations which he portrays.

Go eat a dick, dickeater.

vaga1220 * · 08-08-2007, 12:53 AM

So basically Bear Grylls reality show is exactly the same as every other fucking reality show on tv?

Mr. Blonde · 08-08-2007, 02:57 AM

reality schmeality.

substantive.

Cocktooth · 08-08-2007, 08:37 AM

I kinda got that it was fake after watching it for about 2 minutes. Sliding down a huge snow mountain, with a camera trailing him. His Cameraman is just as tough as he is, as he has to climb through caves and all kinds of shit.

Ugly Bastard · 08-08-2007, 01:04 PM

ALL WHILE FILMING HIM, MIND YOU!!!

If you guys really want someone to jerk off to, it should be the cameraman, not Bear.

f3lix · 08-08-2007, 02:29 PM

While we're slamming his show...

I liked once where the wind was so fast that he cold barely stand, yet the camera filming him wasn't reacting to the wind at all. That'd be a pretty strong man to hold that camera so steady while Bear the beast was struggling to not get blown over.

Orgazmo · 11-27-2007, 07:32 PM

I just saw this man skin a camel. I then saw him dissect the bastard to get to the stomach. Once there, he opened one of the 3 chambers to reveal a reservoir of pure water. He drank this water. After this, he opened the digestion chamber. Inside was partially digested...stuff. Badass Bear took this collection of muck and squeezed it into his mouth.

Can you fake that? Motherfuckers? Can you fake drinking camel stomach contents?

Go to hell. Bear 4 lyfe.

ninjaface · 11-27-2007, 07:38 PM

It seems to me that he is just trying to make up for the lameness of the show.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-27-2007, 07:42 PM

i think its hilarious he eats the partially digested camel stomach contents instead of just eating some camel meat

Beebs · 11-27-2007, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

Once there, he opened one of the 3 chambers to reveal a reservoir of pure water. He drank this water.

Apparantly you and I have vastly different definitions of "pure"

Orgazmo · 11-27-2007, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

i think its hilarious he eats the partially digested camel stomach contents instead of just eating some camel meat

He drank the contents of the stomach. He later ate mini camel steaks.

Of course, later in the episode, he ate a live frog. He started by eating the head. He then squeezed out the guts before going for the rest. It was really something.

Repugnant Abomination · 11-27-2007, 09:12 PM

None of that makes him a bad ass, it just makes him someone who will do some really gross shit for money.

Kind of like Kenny in the fat camp episode.

Ironic Mustache · 11-28-2007, 11:03 AM

Work.

I knew it was fake when he "happened upon" a PB & J tree in the New Guinea. Everyone knows the climate is far too tropical for the PB & J tree...

Besides, sure he can MacGyver a log cabin out of a cup and a water bottle, but lets seem him make edible eating utensils.

Orgazmo · 01-20-2009, 12:13 AM

Conversation over.

YouTube - Bear Grylls whipping a monitor's head off of a tree. RAD

He proceeds to stab it in the back of the head, drag it through the swamp, start a fire with wet bamboo, and prepare a meal.

Repugnant Abomination · 01-20-2009, 12:37 AM

His reputation is shot. As far as I'm concerned that was just good cgi.

Ugly Bastard · 01-20-2009, 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Repugnant Abomination

His reputation is shot.

Dude climbed Everest at 23, led the first unassisted expedition across the Arctic Ocean, and

paramotored above Everest

all after breaking his back in a skydiving accident and all before making millions as an inspirational speaker and you're going to throw that all out over a few cut-corners by a TV production crew?

Kids these days...

Orgazmo · 01-20-2009, 12:50 AM

GUYS HE JUST CAPTURED A POISONOUS SNAKE, CUT ITS HEAD OFF, AND THEN TOOK A BITE OUT OF IT! I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES. NO CGI.

Ugly Bastard · 01-20-2009, 01:03 AM

edit: Saw some video about Bear climbing Everest but it turns out it's a fake.

I find climbing Everest to be fascinating. I have almost no desire to do so myself (too lazy and too much of a wimp to go through what is required to succeed), but I find watching and reading anything about anyone who is planning to or already has climbed it to be incredibly fascinating.

This is one of the best books I've ever read. I'd recommend to everyone on here... can't think of any of you who wouldn't like it: http://www.amazon.com/Into-Thin-Air-Personal-Disaster/dp/0385494785/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1232431388&sr=8-1

Landing Strip · 01-20-2009, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

Conversation over.

YouTube - Bear Grylls whipping a monitor's head off of a tree. RAD

He proceeds to stab it in the back of the head, drag it through the swamp, start a fire with wet bamboo, and prepare a meal.

I just watched this episode.

I think Bear Grylls is hilarious, and I love his show. I am aware that he's potentially a fake [he has some fraudulent videos on youtube dealing with Hawaii, where I am from], but everything he does is flippin' badass!

f3lix · 01-20-2009, 03:54 AM

I also saw the clip in which he bashed the moniter lizards head on the tree. It was quite funny.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 01-20-2009, 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

edit: Saw some video about Bear climbing Everest but it turns out it's a fake.

I find climbing Everest to be fascinating. I have almost no desire to do so myself (too lazy and too much of a wimp to go through what is required to succeed), but I find watching and reading anything about anyone who is planning to or already has climbed it to be incredibly fascinating.

This is one of the best books I've ever read. I'd recommend to everyone on here... can't think of any of you who wouldn't like it: Amazon.com: Into Thin Air: A Personal Account of the Mt. Everest Disaster: Jon Krakauer: Books

Same boat. I've considered reading that book in the near future. Kiss or Kill: Confessions of a Serial Climber by Mark Twight is a reallly good read.

Dent · 01-20-2009, 09:41 PM

What's so great about grabbing a 3ft monitor (which has probably been placed there a few minutes earlier)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

ll after breaking his back in a skydiving accident and all before making millions as an inspirational speaker

I dont think the 'making millions' was ever a problem for him, considering his family.

Ironic Mustache · 01-26-2009, 11:55 PM

AHEM.

08-07-2007, 01:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Sorry Gaz, sorry Blonde. Bear Grylls may still be a bad ass, but his show is apparently very fake and very scripted. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1770 More in depth proof http://www.daughtersoftiresias.org/b...ecial:Allpages

08-08-2007, 12:53 AM	#4 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	So basically Bear Grylls reality show is exactly the same as every other fucking reality show on tv?
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

08-08-2007, 02:57 AM	#5 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	reality schmeality. substantive.
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08-08-2007, 08:37 AM	#6 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	I kinda got that it was fake after watching it for about 2 minutes. Sliding down a huge snow mountain, with a camera trailing him. His Cameraman is just as tough as he is, as he has to climb through caves and all kinds of shit.
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11-27-2007, 07:42 PM	#11 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	i think its hilarious he eats the partially digested camel stomach contents instead of just eating some camel meat
	#YOLO

08-07-2007, 03:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	OMFG! No way!

08-07-2007, 05:04 PM	#3 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,729 Internets: 311447	This is old news, motherfucker. It doesn't change the fact that he does some extreme shit that would save his life if he were in the situations which he portrays. Go eat a dick, dickeater.

08-08-2007, 01:04 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	ALL WHILE FILMING HIM, MIND YOU!!! If you guys really want someone to jerk off to, it should be the cameraman, not Bear.

08-08-2007, 02:29 PM	#8 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	While we're slamming his show... I liked once where the wind was so fast that he cold barely stand, yet the camera filming him wasn't reacting to the wind at all. That'd be a pretty strong man to hold that camera so steady while Bear the beast was struggling to not get blown over.

11-27-2007, 07:32 PM	#9 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,729 Internets: 311447	I just saw this man skin a camel. I then saw him dissect the bastard to get to the stomach. Once there, he opened one of the 3 chambers to reveal a reservoir of pure water. He drank this water. After this, he opened the digestion chamber. Inside was partially digested...stuff. Badass Bear took this collection of muck and squeezed it into his mouth. Can you fake that? Motherfuckers? Can you fake drinking camel stomach contents? Go to hell. Bear 4 lyfe.

11-27-2007, 07:38 PM	#10 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	It seems to me that he is just trying to make up for the lameness of the show.

11-27-2007, 09:12 PM	#14 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	None of that makes him a bad ass, it just makes him someone who will do some really gross shit for money. Kind of like Kenny in the fat camp episode.

11-28-2007, 11:03 AM	#15 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Work. I knew it was fake when he "happened upon" a PB & J tree in the New Guinea. Everyone knows the climate is far too tropical for the PB & J tree... Besides, sure he can MacGyver a log cabin out of a cup and a water bottle, but lets seem him make edible eating utensils.
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01-20-2009, 12:37 AM	#17 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	His reputation is shot. As far as I'm concerned that was just good cgi.

01-20-2009, 12:50 AM	#19 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,729 Internets: 311447	GUYS HE JUST CAPTURED A POISONOUS SNAKE, CUT ITS HEAD OFF, AND THEN TOOK A BITE OUT OF IT! I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES. NO CGI.

01-20-2009, 01:03 AM	#20 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	edit: Saw some video about Bear climbing Everest but it turns out it's a fake. I find climbing Everest to be fascinating. I have almost no desire to do so myself (too lazy and too much of a wimp to go through what is required to succeed), but I find watching and reading anything about anyone who is planning to or already has climbed it to be incredibly fascinating. This is one of the best books I've ever read. I'd recommend to everyone on here... can't think of any of you who wouldn't like it: http://www.amazon.com/Into-Thin-Air-Personal-Disaster/dp/0385494785/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1232431388&sr=8-1
	Last edited by Ugly Bastard; 01-20-2009 at 01:06 AM.

01-20-2009, 03:54 AM	#22 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	I also saw the clip in which he bashed the moniter lizards head on the tree. It was quite funny.

01-26-2009, 11:55 PM	#25 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	AHEM.
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