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Landing Strip · 12-27-2008, 02:47 AM

Jesus born again, yesterday, December 25th
Born to Virgin Mary
Father is a carpenter
Repent now or forever be damned

Ugly Bastard · 12-27-2008, 02:53 AM

Let's wait to test his walking on water abilities. I mean... don't get me wrong... I appreciate the contribution, Landing Strip... but let's... let's just wait till the little son of a bitch can walk. Then we'll know.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-27-2008, 09:05 AM

The rapture is near!

Landing Strip · 12-27-2008, 03:13 PM

Since it was on BBC News I was most certain that it was fo' real real and not fo' play play. But after some speculation I suppose I could at least wait till he walks on water.

Thanks, UB, for helping me filter through the news. Shoot.. I almost believed it.

f3lix · 12-27-2008, 05:50 PM

Oh Snap

Orgazmo · 12-27-2008, 07:50 PM

Had Jesus been born 24 hours earlier or later, he'd be named after a football player.

This truly is a Christmas miracle.

DramamineDream · 12-29-2008, 12:21 AM

With a name like Virgin Mary, you're pretty much destined to be a slut.

Mr. Blonde · 12-29-2008, 12:23 AM

DramamineDream with the one liner!

12-27-2008, 02:47 AM	#1 (permalink)
Landing Strip Resident Pube Inspector Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 96 Internets: 299	Jesus Reborn!!! Jesus born again, yesterday, December 25th Born to Virgin Mary Father is a carpenter Repent now or forever be damned source

12-27-2008, 09:05 AM	#3 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	The rapture is near!
	#YOLO

12-29-2008, 12:21 AM	#7 (permalink)
DramamineDream Dead inside. Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Here Posts: 71 Internets: 117	With a name like Virgin Mary, you're pretty much destined to be a slut.
	DramamineDream thanks you for your gift of pants.

12-29-2008, 12:23 AM	#8 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	DramamineDream with the one liner!
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

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12-27-2008, 02:53 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Let's wait to test his walking on water abilities. I mean... don't get me wrong... I appreciate the contribution, Landing Strip... but let's... let's just wait till the little son of a bitch can walk. Then we'll know.

12-27-2008, 03:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
Landing Strip Resident Pube Inspector Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 96 Internets: 299	Since it was on BBC News I was most certain that it was fo' real real and not fo' play play. But after some speculation I suppose I could at least wait till he walks on water. Thanks, UB, for helping me filter through the news. Shoot.. I almost believed it.

12-27-2008, 05:50 PM	#5 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Oh Snap

12-27-2008, 07:50 PM	#6 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,730 Internets: 311447	Had Jesus been born 24 hours earlier or later, he'd be named after a football player. This truly is a Christmas miracle.