Glenn Beck is a fucking moron. - Nubblies.net Forums

Mr. Blonde · 11-06-2009, 09:42 AM

Everytime I watch part of his segments I want to kill him. I dislike him much more than i've ever disliked Bill O'Reilly. Anyways, since apparently he's got practically the entire right following him, thought it'd be a good thread to discuss his antics.

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Beebs · 11-06-2009, 11:37 AM

Calling one idiot an idiot while using another idiot, of equal measure, as your evidence is poor form.

f3lix · 11-06-2009, 11:43 AM

This seemed like quite a personal attack to me. The thought that it went on for almost 9 minutes is bizarre. Must have been a slow news day.

Fruitacious B · 11-06-2009, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beebs

Calling one idiot an idiot while using another idiot, of equal measure, as your evidence is poor form.

your definition of idiot must be very flawed.

Dent · 11-06-2009, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beebs

Calling one idiot an idiot while using another idiot, of equal measure, as your evidence is poor form.

I don't think Jon Stewart is being used as the evidence here, I can't see the video but his comedy usually involves letting people hang themselves using clips of them.

Going by f3lix's comment though maybe I'm wrong, maybe he's just pissed off with him for being a scumbag liar.
Nothing wrong with a little personal attack every so often.

Edit : Watched it, awesome interpretation

Fruitacious B · 11-06-2009, 02:55 PM

It was definitely a personal attack on Beck. That's why it's awesome.

Beebs · 11-06-2009, 11:20 PM

Jon Stewart is a cowardly idiot.

He switches between character and "voice of a generation" based on whatever is easier; if you challenge him he claims "oh I'm just a comic", then if you laugh him off he acts offended for not taking him seriously.

He is a total intellectual coward and phony, not to mention an absolutly ignorant populist, self righteous cunt.

Repugnant Abomination · 11-07-2009, 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Beebs

He is a total intellectual coward and phony, not to mention an absolutly ignorant populist, self righteous cunt.

Okay. Only Beck is this x10.

Beebs · 11-07-2009, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Repugnant Abomination

Okay. Only Beck is this x10.

wrong, Beck is an idiot but he will engage somebody consistantly as one idiot; Jon Stewart will attack in his "voice of the generation" mode, then retreat into "bad Jerry Lewis" comedian and make it seem as if the bug mean politician is picking on a poor artist; or vice versa.

Jon Stewart is a hack who when confronted with that fact claims he is a comedian; when he is ignored and brushed off as a irrelevant comedian, he becomes indignant and berated the opponent for being out of touch. At least Colbert has the balls to stick to one or the other.

Beck is an idiot who will address you as the same idiot every time, Stewart is an idiot who will address you on whichever persona requires less effort. Stewart is a complete coward populist with no integrity or testicles.

ProfessorNumber · 11-08-2009, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beebs

Jon Stewart is a cowardly idiot.

He switches between character and "voice of a generation" based on whatever is easier; if you challenge him he claims "oh I'm just a comic", then if you laugh him off he acts offended for not taking him seriously.

He is a total intellectual coward and phony, not to mention an absolutly ignorant populist, self righteous cunt.

I don't think I could have said it better myself. I completely agree with every point you've made so far. I refuse to watch the daily show under any circumstances, and I rarely watch Glenn Beck.

Mr. Blonde · 11-08-2009, 07:39 PM

ProfessorNumber prefers Glenn Beck over Jon Stewart. Explain

Repugnant Abomination · 11-09-2009, 05:35 AM

Haven't you been listening, Blonde? John Stewart is a coward, because he won't engage people honestly. He's also stupid. Glenn Beck is only stupid. Therefore Stewart is worse than Beck.

Beebs · 11-10-2009, 12:31 AM

An idiot who will address you as an idiot and deal with the consequences is preferable to an idiot who will run and play the victim at the slightest challenge.

He's a passive aggressive, cowardly, intellectually dishonest idiot.

Dent · 11-12-2009, 07:28 AM

South Park did the same impressions as Jon Stewart, is it possible for the South Park to be funny but not Jon Stewart? Or are they cowardly too?

f3lix · 11-12-2009, 01:14 PM

South Park hides behind nothing and attacks everything (even themselves.) Jon is none of that.

DDTempest · 11-12-2009, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by f3lix

South Park hides behind nothing

Uhh ... a Cartoon?

Beebs · 11-12-2009, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dent

South Park did the same impressions as Jon Stewart, is it possible for the South Park to be funny but not Jon Stewart? Or are they cowardly too?

South Park stays South Park, it doesn't alternate between cartoon and voice of a generation that needs to be taken seriously; they stick with what the are.

Stewart refuses to face criticism because he either just claims he is a comic after making a statement in earnest, or demands that whoever he has just attacked treat him in earnest when he has just attacked them in a comical way.

He takes the path of least resistance every time because he knows he is generally wrong, and always outgunned intellectually.

He will never go into "voice of a generation" mode, make a criticism, and then respond in "voice of a generation" if he is countered, he runs away to "bad Jerry Lewis" land.

Mr. Blonde · 11-13-2009, 06:07 AM

I can see your point here a bit:

Quote:

Stewart refuses to face criticism because he either just claims he is a comic after making a statement in earnest, or demands that whoever he has just attacked treat him in earnest when he has just attacked them in a comical way.

not so much here.

Quote:

He takes the path of least resistance every time because he knows he is generally wrong, and always outgunned intellectually.

Dent · 11-22-2009, 06:34 PM

GLENN BECK IS A FUCKING MORMON

YouTube

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Mr. Blonde · 02-02-2010, 12:37 AM

Honda Confirms No More Ads On Glenn Beck Or Fox News StopBeck.com

Dropped Sponsors StopBeck.com

f3lix · 02-02-2010, 02:29 PM

Amazing how when a conservative news channel speaks on the right side of the aisle, they lose sponsorship. When the liberal channels speak from the left side, nothing is done...

Mr. Blonde · 02-12-2010, 12:10 AM

YouTube

Generally i'm not too threatened by the tea-baggers, but by far the most (and really only) infuriating thing that they are doing is trying to claim that the founding fathers of the US were mostly Christian and wanted the US to be a religious nation.

f3lix · 02-12-2010, 03:15 AM

Glenn Beck is NOT a tea-bagger but the hybrid making of the Ron Paul tea-baggers. The GOP stole it from us. It pisses me off.

Mr. Blonde · 02-12-2010, 06:17 AM

I don't regard Ron Paul and his followers as a bunch of idiot far right douchebags, which is why I call them things other than tea-baggers. I don't think the nickname "tea-baggers" (derogatory...like balls in your mouth) existed before all the crazy repubs stole it from Ron Paul

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-12-2010, 08:42 PM

Tea-baggers are naive. Why else would they call themselves tea-baggers?

11-06-2009, 09:42 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Glenn Beck is a fucking moron. Everytime I watch part of his segments I want to kill him. I dislike him much more than i've ever disliked Bill O'Reilly. Anyways, since apparently he's got practically the entire right following him, thought it'd be a good thread to discuss his antics. Video: The 11/3 Project \| The Daily Show \| Comedy Central

11-06-2009, 02:55 PM	#6 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	It was definitely a personal attack on Beck. That's why it's awesome.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

11-09-2009, 05:35 AM	#12 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Haven't you been listening, Blonde? John Stewart is a coward, because he won't engage people honestly. He's also stupid. Glenn Beck is only stupid. Therefore Stewart is worse than Beck.
	Last edited by Repugnant Abomination; 11-09-2009 at 05:36 AM.

02-02-2010, 12:37 AM	#20 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Honda Confirms No More Ads On Glenn Beck Or Fox News StopBeck.com Dropped Sponsors StopBeck.com
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02-12-2010, 06:17 AM	#24 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I don't regard Ron Paul and his followers as a bunch of idiot far right douchebags, which is why I call them things other than tea-baggers. I don't think the nickname "tea-baggers" (derogatory...like balls in your mouth) existed before all the crazy repubs stole it from Ron Paul
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-06-2009, 11:37 AM	#2 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Calling one idiot an idiot while using another idiot, of equal measure, as your evidence is poor form.

11-06-2009, 11:43 AM	#3 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	This seemed like quite a personal attack to me. The thought that it went on for almost 9 minutes is bizarre. Must have been a slow news day.

11-06-2009, 11:20 PM	#7 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Jon Stewart is a cowardly idiot. He switches between character and "voice of a generation" based on whatever is easier; if you challenge him he claims "oh I'm just a comic", then if you laugh him off he acts offended for not taking him seriously. He is a total intellectual coward and phony, not to mention an absolutly ignorant populist, self righteous cunt.

11-08-2009, 07:39 PM	#11 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	ProfessorNumber prefers Glenn Beck over Jon Stewart. Explain

11-10-2009, 12:31 AM	#13 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	An idiot who will address you as an idiot and deal with the consequences is preferable to an idiot who will run and play the victim at the slightest challenge. He's a passive aggressive, cowardly, intellectually dishonest idiot.

11-12-2009, 07:28 AM	#14 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,519 Internets: 183146	South Park did the same impressions as Jon Stewart, is it possible for the South Park to be funny but not Jon Stewart? Or are they cowardly too?

11-12-2009, 01:14 PM	#15 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	South Park hides behind nothing and attacks everything (even themselves.) Jon is none of that.

02-02-2010, 02:29 PM	#21 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Amazing how when a conservative news channel speaks on the right side of the aisle, they lose sponsorship. When the liberal channels speak from the left side, nothing is done...

02-12-2010, 03:15 AM	#23 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Glenn Beck is NOT a tea-bagger but the hybrid making of the Ron Paul tea-baggers. The GOP stole it from us. It pisses me off.

02-12-2010, 08:42 PM	#25 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	Tea-baggers are naive. Why else would they call themselves tea-baggers?
	#YOLO

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