If you were a pizza, would you rather taste good, be eaten and turned into poo, or taste bad, be thrown away to turn into mold?
Please feel free to share your thoughts.

I would taste good and be eaten.

But I would actually contain aresenic and kill the person who ate me.

i would never pass up the chance to become poo

I would be eaten, but only if it was a hot chick.

I don't mean to add rules to ID's hypothetical question...but I'd imagnie that specifying who eats you is completely out of the question. That said, I'd say that there are far more dudes that eat pizza than hot chicks. And, on top of this, the likelihood that you'd be entirely consumed by one person alone is small. Instead, I think it'd be safe to assume that you would be turned into the poo of many people.

All of this said, I choose to be eaten.

I'm glad we talked.

If you get eaten by a dude and you're a male pizza, that means you're gay.

Of course.

So I guess it really comes down to a question of your inner self. Would you rather fulfil your destiny, all the while taking a chance of being homosexual...or ensure your sexuality as you turn into a pile of waste?

I'd roll the dice.

Not being eaten by someone is more of a risk to your sexuality. If you are a pizza and you get throw away some kind of animal could eat you. So if you get eaten by an animal, thats beastiality. If the animal is of the same sex as you, its gay beastiality.

You're going to turn into a pile of waste anyways. I'm going with mold.

If you get thrown away, you might also be eaten by a bum and that would make you a hobosexual.

negative. if i choose to be thrown away i mold and rot.

Hobos are not above eating mold. Quit being so hobophobic.

But that's not one of the options. The options were be good-get eaten-turn to poo, and not be good-mold-rot. I choose the latter.

You know, I don't think we've been precise about this thread:

What kind of pizza am I?
I could be New York Thin Crust
or Chicago Deep Dish
or even a frozen pizza from a grocery store.

Until we clear up all variables, I'm affraid I'm going to have to change my stance to 'undecided.'

Edit: and for each of these variables... who is the one consuming the pizza? Because it goes without saying it's better to be eaten by a super hot babe than a 300 lb African American woman.

[ September 19, 2005, 03:36 PM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]

What kind of pizza you are is irrelevant, you're either a good pizza which of course means you get eaten because nobody ever throws away good pizza, or a bad pizza, in which you get thrown away and possibly eaten by animals. Even the slightest chance of committing gay bestiality makes me go with the former. And besides, I'm not hobophobic or anything but I'd rather be eaten by someone who bought the pizza in the first place rather than end up becoming poo that ends up rolled in a newspaper in a dirty allyway. If I'm gonna be poo I damned well better end up in a toilet.

What kind of pizza you are is extremely relevant dork, you crazy bastard.

i'd like to be eaten, but i would ask that i be shat out into the woods, "au-naturale"......

thank you.

I would like to be eaten, but hopefully I'd be a nice dry shit so there would be no wiping. I'd hate to get wiped up by toliet paper. I'd much rather be one big solid turd.

i wanna be dysentery, yeah bloody diarreah

thats par for the course around here dog. i'll eat you.

Girls worthy of eating you dont eat pizza.
Id rather rot than join fellow pizza in the sewers.

I want to dispell this myth about hot women not eating pizza right now. It's simply not true!

If a hot woman eats you (and they do!) you won't be made into poo you'll be made into vomit, cause we all know those hot bitches are all bulimic.

This adds a frightenly new dynamic.

This is getting too complicated.

I would rather be eaten, and shat.

My reasoning?

That seems quicker and less painful than rotting in a trash can somewhere. And you'd die happy knowing that you brought joy to someone's life, whereas you'd have no feeling of accompishment if you were a terrible pizza and were thrown away.

Yeah but what if you were eaten by your worst enemy, and he talked mad shit the whole time? Would you still want to bring joy to their life then?!!?!?

Yes. I love everyone. Even my worst enemies.