Me and a couple of kids have had nothing to do in internet class, not a surprise either, we havent been able to use the computers YET 2 weeks into school. So we started saying this or that things... this is one that came up.

Would you rather have an everlasting erection, one that was there 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

OR

A very loud bell attached to your stomach that is impossible to get rid of. Everytime you get a boner, the bell rings for 15 seconds, allowing everyone around you to know you just popped wood. Everyone would exactly know what this bell means, even in school.

The boner.

Pliedes-
You need to put the orgasmotron TorT up.

The bell. Walking around with a boner all the time would suck. I mean, it hurts bad enough to get junked with a soccer ball when I'm normal. I might just die right there on the field if I get hit otherwise.

Nathan, topics like this are not very appropriate. If you continue with such, I actually will give you a 'boner bell'.

I'd go with the everlasting boner. It'd also help out with problems that may or may not come later in life...

Um, I just found out in my college seminar class that if you have a prolonged boner for more than 4 1/2 hours, you need medical help. If you have it for longer than 6 hours, you basically lose your penis.

I'd have the bell.

Is it possible to get both the bell and the permanent erection?

Seriously.

...because if so, I'd take BrassMonkees up on that wheelchair offer and hit the road. I'd be like an ice cream truck, but for sex!

[ September 12, 2003, 11:48 PM: Message edited by: victim ]

The bell really wouldn't have a purpose if your cock was everhard...as the bell only rings upon erection...for 15 seconds. It'd ring for 15 seconds upon installation...but that'd be the end of it.

You just had to go and shatter my dreams, didn't you?

Sorry, sir, I just didn't want you to get in the wheelchair, rolling down the road, only to realize then that your little plan isn't going to work so well...

Thanks then... whew, that'd be embarrassing.

I'd make sure to install a second bell then.

The bell.. i don't care if people know