As the title suggests, what would you do if you were a billionaire. After careful thought and deliberation, I decided I would definitely:

1. Add missile launchers to all my cars
2. Start a scholarship fund for kids who are already extremely wealthy and don't need help.
3. Pay people $10000 to punch stranger's in the face. (sort of like the Simpson's episode where Burns pays Homer to do funny stuff.)
4. Start my own business where people pay to punch endangered animals for fun.

What would you do if you had a pointlessly large amount of money

Hire someone to kill ProfessorNumber.

I'd put threads like this one in "this or that"

Hire half of the poor to kill the other half. Problem=Solved.

-Ugly Bastard

Pay ProfessorNumber to let me punch a bald eagle in the face...repeatedly.

If I were a billionaire I'd pay people to construct a mansion for me made completely out of popsicle sticks.

Maybe Duct Tape?

If I were a billionaire, I'd buy a tank and run over homeless people for fun.

I'd kill other rich people, take their money. It'd make me richer.

I would start by buying a small island... I'd move there with a robot, a dim-witted foreigner, the original singer for the Scorpions, and an orangutan... stay tuned, hilarity ensues.

I'd buy all of the ticket combinations for the Hoosier Lottery. I win, bitch.

I'd start a scolarship for only white males. When someone sued for discrimination, I'd get Johnny Cochran for my attorney.

I would buy a mansion, and live with a few of my friends, party all the time, and have a maid/butler so I didn't have to clean.

Ooh, a saucy French maid. That is a great idea, silver and cold.

[ September 23, 2003, 08:34 PM: Message edited by: Schroeder ]

Hey malibu, How about a swedish maid?
Hey my name is Olga....
Old memories(sigh)

When were you a swedish maid? Tell us about it.

It' just an old joke between me, malibu, and a close friend..sorry to get your hopes up!

Com'on, just fabricate a story to amuse us.

And make sure it has a lot of detail...

If I were a billionaire I would buy a small island country and have it blown up.

And then fuck a swedish maid. ;)

[ September 24, 2003, 06:20 PM: Message edited by: Niger Angelus ]

That's a really good idea, Schroeder. Nice work.

If I had a billion dollars, you know what I'd do... 2 chicks.

With a billion dollars I'm sure you could do the whole henhouse.

I think he was referring to Office Space.

[ September 24, 2003, 11:51 PM: Message edited by: StabMaster Arson ]

I would start a petting zoo.

Of swedish maids??

french maids

ooh someone's against the swedish maids. haha silver that was a great night. and a funny one at that.
if i was a billionaire
1.)i'd buy a white escalade
2.)i'd buy a black escalade
3.)i'd live in a pimp 3 story mansion with an indoor and outdoor pool
4.)i'd hire a ton of maids so my house would be spotless and i wouldn't have to lift a finger.

i just prefer the french maids.... and i agree with the different escalades

I love escalades. And believe me if I was a billionaire I'd probably have a collection of them. Probably about 5 haha. 2 white ones, 2 black ones, and one silver one. Oh yes!

Are you really that brainwashed by rap music that you think these pieces of shit are anywhere near worthy to buy? Get a real fucking car... Like a Mercury Sable Station Wagon.

If I were a billionaire, I would buy my dream car a Delorean(sp?). Those things are pimp. I would also buy my own Taco Bell Franchise which is as stupid as it may sound, my life dream.

Aaaaah, the Delorean. The only good thing that ever came out of those was a time machine...

If I had a billionaire, I'd put out a hit on Deep Kick.

If anyone in there right mind was a billionaire they'd take Deep Kick out.

On a lighter note
Fuck
look how tough I am now... or not!

If I was a billionaire I would go to every local concert I could!

If I were a billionaire I'd pay Malibu to have sex with me every night. But I don't think I'd ever get through a billion dollars if I only spend one quarter at a time.

Hold on, I must be missing something here...

So...you're making the claim that Malibu is a whore.

So you're saying that, to fuck Malibu, it only takes one piece of copper core sandwiched in between two layers of nickel?

These are the claims made by Pliedes:

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• Malibu is a whore</font>
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Now, I may be completely wrong here...but I think that those sound like fighting words. Malibu, are you going to sit here and let this chauvinistic pig walk all over you...or are you going to defend your pride and challenge him to an OST? If you don't, it means you admit to his claims...

Uh, I'd like to say that a Malibu-Pliedes OST is much overdo.

Malibu, do you have the stetson to challenge Pliedes to an OST?

-Ugly Bastard

Honestly mal, you can't keep taking this shit from this woman-whoring man-whore. All he cares about is getting a cheap thrill at your expense. Stand up and fight for yourself for fucksake. Rah, rah, siss boom bah.

You can't fight off comments with some truth to them. And there is no way in hell to fight off comments that are in all actuality true. ;)

Fight back Malibu.. Pliedes deserves a bashing from you