Hand Job for $10,000 - Nubblies.net Forums

Trout Sniffer · 02-18-2003, 07:28 PM

Would you give a man a handjob for $10,000?
What about $100,000?

I wouldn't for $10k, but I would start thinking about it for $100k. What does the rest of Nubblies say?

Rufus · 02-19-2003, 01:13 AM

i would consider it at 1 million dollars. For a billion i probably would.

[This message has been edited by Rufus (edited February 18, 2003).]

Ugly Bastard · 02-19-2003, 01:14 AM

I say that I question your heterosexuality after that post, Trout.

I wouldn't touch another man's penis for any sub-billion amount of money.

-Ugly Bastard

Trout Sniffer · 02-19-2003, 01:20 AM

Well, the reason it was brought up is because one of my fellow students asked me that today in class. 50 Cent should be posting sometime I hope.

You get $1 million for jerking a guy off, and you wouldn't do that? You're crazy! I'm sure I could put it behind me for a million dollars!

Niger Angelus · 02-19-2003, 01:36 AM

Well maybe in an allley, without a crowd. Then I think I could maybe do it for a 1/4 of a million.

[This message has been edited by Niger Angelus (edited February 21, 2003).]

02-19-2003, 01:40 AM

First of all, who in their right mind would do it for 10k when you offer 100k without even hearing their response. Even if they are openly Jake...there is no logical reason to accept the $10k offer...

I'd consider it for 100 G's.

Titan · 02-19-2003, 02:04 AM

$10k if I get to use a glove.

Ugly Bastard · 02-19-2003, 02:05 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Titan:
$10k if I get to use a glove.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That doesn't make it right...damnit.

-Ugly Bastard

Titan · 02-19-2003, 02:10 AM

It makes it right enough for me for $10,000 that I do not have. Course I can't really buy much with $10,000... I'm really poor though.

02-19-2003, 12:41 PM

I'd do it for 10k, no question.

I'd do it for 100k, no question.

I could use my extra money to buy some disinfectant.

[This message has been edited by 50 Cent (edited February 19, 2003).]

Ugly Bastard · 02-19-2003, 02:09 PM

Jesus Christ man!

You would jack off another guy for $10,000 ??

That is just wrong. Fuck...that wouldn't even double my assets if I did that. Honestly 50, you couldn't even buy a new car with that money. Sad...

-Ugly Bastard

Me Gustan Nalgas · 02-19-2003, 02:56 PM

i wholeheartedly believe that, if faced with the decision i would do it for $100k. plus, i also am of the belief that even though some of you claim that you wouldn't, if actually given the opportunity the outcome would be completely different. who here can say that they have made $100,000 for about ten minutes of work? i didn't think so...

BigDongedHoe · 02-19-2003, 03:25 PM

I would for 100k but I wouldn't for 10k.

Either way this is a digusting topic and Trout this is something Anky would start, I'm not sure where this topic came from.

I think it would be easier to jerk a homosexual man off than make out with one. It would take a shitload of money for me to do it.

:::BDH:::

Old school influence · 02-19-2003, 06:05 PM

What are the chances that someone would offer that kind of money for a sexual favor? In any case, i'm gonna have to agree with Ugly B with a firm Hell No!!!

02-19-2003, 07:21 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>I think it would be easier to jerk a homosexual man off than make out with one.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oddly enough, you're very right...

Titan · 02-19-2003, 07:34 PM

Agreed.

Combat Chuck · 02-19-2003, 07:46 PM

Another question....is this a guy I would know, or a complete stranger.

Cause I'd consider it at 10k, do it at 100k, and never make out with one. Never.

Niger Angelus · 02-20-2003, 12:27 AM

I will never never ever let my mouth become infested with homogavitis...never ever...ever.

ninjaface · 02-20-2003, 01:32 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Me Gustan Nalgas:
who here can say that they have made $100,000 for about ten minutes of work? i didn't think so...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Is that to say it takes 10 minutes to jack off? ... dont answer that.

anyhow, if you were to actually go for the 10k or whatever it is, wouldnt it be better to get it over with as quickly as possible? why take 10 minutes?

02-20-2003, 02:16 AM

$10,000. Thats ten grand i wouldn't have otherwise, you konw how far that could go for me? I reluctantly say I'd have to do it, though I'd much rather opt for at he 100K option.

Jake · 02-21-2003, 12:30 AM

Hmmmmm... im pretty sure you know where i stand on this one...

Niger Angelus · 02-21-2003, 01:12 AM

pliedes I have 10k sitting around the house...doing anything this weekend?

Combat Chuck · 02-22-2003, 01:22 AM

Yeah, I do believe he's getting jacked off for free.

Me Gustan Nalgas · 02-22-2003, 03:36 AM

sick niger, purely sick

02-22-2003, 04:44 PM

Sick it was, but it was also funny as fuck.

02-19-2003, 01:40 AM	#6 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	First of all, who in their right mind would do it for 10k when you offer 100k without even hearing their response. Even if they are openly Jake...there is no logical reason to accept the $10k offer... I'd consider it for 100 G's.
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02-19-2003, 12:41 PM	#10 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	I'd do it for 10k, no question. I'd do it for 100k, no question. I could use my extra money to buy some disinfectant. [This message has been edited by 50 Cent (edited February 19, 2003).]
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02-19-2003, 07:21 PM	#15 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>I think it would be easier to jerk a homosexual man off than make out with one.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oddly enough, you're very right...
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02-20-2003, 02:16 AM	#20 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	$10,000. Thats ten grand i wouldn't have otherwise, you konw how far that could go for me? I reluctantly say I'd have to do it, though I'd much rather opt for at he 100K option.
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02-22-2003, 04:44 PM	#25 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	Sick it was, but it was also funny as fuck.
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02-18-2003, 07:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	Would you give a man a handjob for $10,000? What about $100,000? I wouldn't for $10k, but I would start thinking about it for $100k. What does the rest of Nubblies say?

02-19-2003, 01:13 AM	#2 (permalink)
Rufus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: warsaw,in,usa Posts: 115 Internets: 10	i would consider it at 1 million dollars. For a billion i probably would. [This message has been edited by Rufus (edited February 18, 2003).]

02-19-2003, 01:14 AM	#3 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I say that I question your heterosexuality after that post, Trout. I wouldn't touch another man's penis for any sub-billion amount of money. -Ugly Bastard

02-19-2003, 01:20 AM	#4 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	Well, the reason it was brought up is because one of my fellow students asked me that today in class. 50 Cent should be posting sometime I hope. You get $1 million for jerking a guy off, and you wouldn't do that? You're crazy! I'm sure I could put it behind me for a million dollars!

02-19-2003, 01:36 AM	#5 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Well maybe in an allley, without a crowd. Then I think I could maybe do it for a 1/4 of a million. [This message has been edited by Niger Angelus (edited February 21, 2003).]

02-19-2003, 02:04 AM	#7 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	$10k if I get to use a glove.

02-19-2003, 02:05 AM	#8 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Titan: $10k if I get to use a glove.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That doesn't make it right...damnit. -Ugly Bastard

02-19-2003, 02:10 AM	#9 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	It makes it right enough for me for $10,000 that I do not have. Course I can't really buy much with $10,000... I'm really poor though.

02-19-2003, 02:09 PM	#11 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Jesus Christ man! You would jack off another guy for $10,000 ?? That is just wrong. Fuck...that wouldn't even double my assets if I did that. Honestly 50, you couldn't even buy a new car with that money. Sad... -Ugly Bastard

02-19-2003, 02:56 PM	#12 (permalink)
Me Gustan Nalgas Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: warsaw is where i\'m from, annapois is where i am Posts: 136 Internets: 29	i wholeheartedly believe that, if faced with the decision i would do it for $100k. plus, i also am of the belief that even though some of you claim that you wouldn't, if actually given the opportunity the outcome would be completely different. who here can say that they have made $100,000 for about ten minutes of work? i didn't think so...

02-19-2003, 03:25 PM	#13 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	I would for 100k but I wouldn't for 10k. Either way this is a digusting topic and Trout this is something Anky would start, I'm not sure where this topic came from. I think it would be easier to jerk a homosexual man off than make out with one. It would take a shitload of money for me to do it. :::BDH:::

02-19-2003, 06:05 PM	#14 (permalink)
Old school influence Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: warsaw,IN USA Posts: 3 Internets: 10	What are the chances that someone would offer that kind of money for a sexual favor? In any case, i'm gonna have to agree with Ugly B with a firm Hell No!!!

02-19-2003, 07:34 PM	#16 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Agreed.

02-19-2003, 07:46 PM	#17 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Another question....is this a guy I would know, or a complete stranger. Cause I'd consider it at 10k, do it at 100k, and never make out with one. Never.

02-20-2003, 12:27 AM	#18 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I will never never ever let my mouth become infested with homogavitis...never ever...ever.

02-20-2003, 01:32 AM	#19 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Me Gustan Nalgas: who here can say that they have made $100,000 for about ten minutes of work? i didn't think so...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Is that to say it takes 10 minutes to jack off? ... dont answer that. anyhow, if you were to actually go for the 10k or whatever it is, wouldnt it be better to get it over with as quickly as possible? why take 10 minutes?

02-21-2003, 12:30 AM	#21 (permalink)
Jake Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 148 Internets: 10	Hmmmmm... im pretty sure you know where i stand on this one...

02-21-2003, 01:12 AM	#22 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	pliedes I have 10k sitting around the house...doing anything this weekend?

02-22-2003, 01:22 AM	#23 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Yeah, I do believe he's getting jacked off for free.

02-22-2003, 03:36 AM	#24 (permalink)
Me Gustan Nalgas Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: warsaw is where i\'m from, annapois is where i am Posts: 136 Internets: 29	sick niger, purely sick