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Orgazmo · 08-01-2008, 05:12 PM

How many Taco Bell Soft-Shelled Tacos could you eat in one session? To define "session," we'll say a 30 minute period of time in which you eat until you can eat no more. Puking disqualifies any tacos eaten after.

I could eat 15.

Repugnant Abomination · 08-01-2008, 05:24 PM

There hasn't been a post in this forum for over a month...I make a thread, and then you make a thread immediately after?

Fuck you.

Orgazmo · 08-01-2008, 05:35 PM

Thanks for staying on topic. (10)

Repugnant Abomination · 08-01-2008, 05:58 PM

15 soft tacos...
The breakdown:
http://www.yum.com/nutrition/results...5&BrandAbbr=TB

Total calories: 3070.
Total milligrams of sodium: 9490
Total grams of trans fat: 6
Total grams of saturated fat: 62

To put this in perspective, you should only have about 2500 calories a day, 2400 milligrams of sodium a day, and 25 grams of saturated fat a day.

It's the sodium that's a real bitch.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 08-01-2008, 06:07 PM

10-15 sounds about right.

Might actually try it tonight at work, pending I forget what time our taco bell closes here, because its gay and not late like anywhere else in america.

Sodium is going to be the death of me and I'm fine with that.

Orgazmo · 08-01-2008, 06:30 PM

The sodium is fine. It's all fine. I could do it.

I'm also planning this with the brother in law. I wouldn't be opposed to making it happen next weekend if anyone else wants to chip in.

And Dubs, I feel your pain with shitty taco bells. At the old place, the taco bell down the street closed at 10 during the week, 11 on weekends. Bullshit. So much for Open Late.

Repugnant Abomination · 08-01-2008, 06:41 PM

15 soft tacos in 30 minutes. I just don't know. I think you could power through the first 8 or so, but after that it would be tough.

Repugnant Abomination · 08-01-2008, 06:50 PM

That's right, Gaz. I'm doubting you.

Ugly Bastard · 08-01-2008, 07:03 PM

PROP BET!!!!!!!!

I'll lay 2:1 against you being able to eat 15 tacos in 30 minutes. You have to keep them down for one hour following. Minimum risk = $100.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 08-01-2008, 09:08 PM

i would like to get in on the taco eating contest.
My guess: My # of tacos eaten > than orgazmos number

Repugnant Abomination · 08-01-2008, 09:29 PM

Aren't you like twice the little guy's size?

Orgazmo · 08-01-2008, 11:03 PM

He's closer to 3x my size.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 08-01-2008, 11:51 PM

size doesn't matter in eating contests, skinny asians always take the world crown

But I hadn't eaten yet when I made the challenge and now eating 15 taco bell tacos doesn't sound like such a good idea.

However, I haven't jerked off all day so having a contest to see who can jizz 15 times on Gaz's face sounds like a good idea.

edit: I just got done and the aforementioned contest still sounds like a good idea.

Repugnant Abomination · 08-02-2008, 12:31 AM

Exactly how fat are you?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 08-02-2008, 02:59 AM

I'm not fat, but I weigh more than my appear. howeverI'm currently working on it, started a diet i made up myself. I only eat every 4 hours, 4 meals a day, (relatively) light portions. we'll see how it goes, i've lost 3 pounds in the last week. I might even start working out

SittinOnDubsWGW · 08-02-2008, 12:51 PM

And consuming large amounts of taco bell should be part of that diet as well.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

And Dubs, I feel your pain with shitty taco bells. At the old place, the taco bell down the street closed at 10 during the week, 11 on weekends. Bullshit. So much for Open Late.

Yep, its the same here. I had no taco bell which sucked.

f3lix · 08-02-2008, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

PROP BET!!!!!!!!

I'll lay 2:1 against you being able to eat 15 tacos in 30 minutes. You have to keep them down for one hour following. Minimum risk = $100.

The thought of offering Gaz half the action for him to do it sounds appealing when I think about getting him drunk first so he doesn't realize how full he is. I then realized he'd probably throw up the liquor instead of the food. Fuck.

DJ FC · 08-03-2008, 06:33 AM

First of all drunk would be a terrible way to do it. He should get high instead.

I will also lay 2:1 for anywhere between $100 and $500 for 30 minutes.

I will, however, back 2:1 if the contest is allowed to take 1 hour.

f3lix · 08-03-2008, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by George W. Bush

First of all drunk would be a terrible way to do it. He should get high instead.

Not so sure about this... I've watched Gaz take Ketchup shots while drunk. He's one of the few people I'd think would perform better toasted.

Repugnant Abomination · 08-05-2008, 04:50 PM

I just had 3 softies and I'm fairly certain I could eat at least 7 more.

Orgazmo · 08-05-2008, 05:39 PM

Right. They're 3-bite wonders. There's nothing to them.

Ten would be the point where one says, "Jesus, that was a lot of food." I think pretty much anyone could get to that point, though. Twelve? That's when one starts to consider stopping. Fourteen? That's the "don'tpukedon'tpukedon'tpuke" area. It is at the elusive fifteenth taco that a person realizes what they're truly made of.

Some day I'll find out what I'm made of.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 08-05-2008, 06:04 PM

I think you're made up of mostly Oxygen, Hydrogen, and Carbon. Of course we won't really know until you eat 11 tacos.

Beebs · 08-05-2008, 06:08 PM

Who the fuck gets soft tacos rather than crunchy?

Repugnant Abomination · 08-05-2008, 06:15 PM

I thought this question might arise. The age old debate - crunchy or soft? My personal opinion is soft > crunch

Orgazmo · 08-05-2008, 10:35 PM

Nah. Soft tacos suck compared to crunchy.

In an eating contest, though...soft is clearly the way.

If we're going straight for taste, the Cheesy Gordita Crunch is, without a doubt, the victor.

08-01-2008, 05:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Softies? How many Taco Bell Soft-Shelled Tacos could you eat in one session? To define "session," we'll say a 30 minute period of time in which you eat until you can eat no more. Puking disqualifies any tacos eaten after. I could eat 15.

08-01-2008, 09:08 PM	#10 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	i would like to get in on the taco eating contest. My guess: My # of tacos eaten > than orgazmos number
	#YOLO

08-01-2008, 11:51 PM	#13 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	size doesn't matter in eating contests, skinny asians always take the world crown But I hadn't eaten yet when I made the challenge and now eating 15 taco bell tacos doesn't sound like such a good idea. However, I haven't jerked off all day so having a contest to see who can jizz 15 times on Gaz's face sounds like a good idea. edit: I just got done and the aforementioned contest still sounds like a good idea.
	#YOLO Last edited by THEINCREDIBLEdork; 08-02-2008 at 12:00 AM.

08-02-2008, 02:59 AM	#15 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	I'm not fat, but I weigh more than my appear. howeverI'm currently working on it, started a diet i made up myself. I only eat every 4 hours, 4 meals a day, (relatively) light portions. we'll see how it goes, i've lost 3 pounds in the last week. I might even start working out
	#YOLO

08-03-2008, 06:33 AM	#18 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	First of all drunk would be a terrible way to do it. He should get high instead. I will also lay 2:1 for anywhere between $100 and $500 for 30 minutes. I will, however, back 2:1 if the contest is allowed to take 1 hour.
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08-01-2008, 05:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	There hasn't been a post in this forum for over a month...I make a thread, and then you make a thread immediately after? Fuck you.

08-01-2008, 05:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Thanks for staying on topic. (10)

08-01-2008, 05:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	15 soft tacos... The breakdown: http://www.yum.com/nutrition/results...5&BrandAbbr=TB Total calories: 3070. Total milligrams of sodium: 9490 Total grams of trans fat: 6 Total grams of saturated fat: 62 To put this in perspective, you should only have about 2500 calories a day, 2400 milligrams of sodium a day, and 25 grams of saturated fat a day. It's the sodium that's a real bitch.

08-01-2008, 06:07 PM	#5 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	10-15 sounds about right. Might actually try it tonight at work, pending I forget what time our taco bell closes here, because its gay and not late like anywhere else in america. Sodium is going to be the death of me and I'm fine with that.

08-01-2008, 06:30 PM	#6 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	The sodium is fine. It's all fine. I could do it. I'm also planning this with the brother in law. I wouldn't be opposed to making it happen next weekend if anyone else wants to chip in. And Dubs, I feel your pain with shitty taco bells. At the old place, the taco bell down the street closed at 10 during the week, 11 on weekends. Bullshit. So much for Open Late.

08-01-2008, 06:41 PM	#7 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	15 soft tacos in 30 minutes. I just don't know. I think you could power through the first 8 or so, but after that it would be tough.

08-01-2008, 06:50 PM	#8 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	That's right, Gaz. I'm doubting you.

08-01-2008, 07:03 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	PROP BET!!!!!!!! I'll lay 2:1 against you being able to eat 15 tacos in 30 minutes. You have to keep them down for one hour following. Minimum risk = $100.

08-01-2008, 09:29 PM	#11 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Aren't you like twice the little guy's size?

08-01-2008, 11:03 PM	#12 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	He's closer to 3x my size.

08-02-2008, 12:31 AM	#14 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Exactly how fat are you?

08-05-2008, 04:50 PM	#20 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	I just had 3 softies and I'm fairly certain I could eat at least 7 more.

08-05-2008, 05:39 PM	#21 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Right. They're 3-bite wonders. There's nothing to them. Ten would be the point where one says, "Jesus, that was a lot of food." I think pretty much anyone could get to that point, though. Twelve? That's when one starts to consider stopping. Fourteen? That's the "don'tpukedon'tpukedon'tpuke" area. It is at the elusive fifteenth taco that a person realizes what they're truly made of. Some day I'll find out what I'm made of.

08-05-2008, 06:04 PM	#22 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	I think you're made up of mostly Oxygen, Hydrogen, and Carbon. Of course we won't really know until you eat 11 tacos.
	#YOLO

08-05-2008, 06:08 PM	#23 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Who the fuck gets soft tacos rather than crunchy?

08-05-2008, 06:15 PM	#24 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	I thought this question might arise. The age old debate - crunchy or soft? My personal opinion is soft > crunch

08-05-2008, 10:35 PM	#25 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Nah. Soft tacos suck compared to crunchy. In an eating contest, though...soft is clearly the way. If we're going straight for taste, the Cheesy Gordita Crunch is, without a doubt, the victor.