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Ugly Bastard · 09-05-2007, 09:59 PM

You're getting ready to go out and have to take a shower, but want to get the train rolling to Hammered Town. Drinking in the shower. Efficient or problematic?

Mr. Blonde · 09-05-2007, 10:59 PM

power shower dude. best way to start the night.

Cocktooth · 09-06-2007, 06:26 AM

As long as you have a nice ledge, out of the way of the water, drinking in the shower is better then vaginal sex in my opinion.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 09-06-2007, 09:34 AM

I voted problematic, and heres why. You see, I don't know about you guys, but when I drink a beer I like to enjoy the experience. And taking a sip of beer in between picking up my pube caked soap and wiping my asscrack just isn't my bag of nuts. If you wanna be efficient go ahead and jerk off in the shower instead.

If you wanna drink fast, go ahead and chug a beer, take a shower, hop out and crack open another one while you're dressing. There's no point in bringin in a beer and the shower and then chugging it.

However, if you're in no hurry and need some time to relax, I see no problem in having a warm bubble bath and a cold martini.

Repugnant Abomination · 09-06-2007, 01:02 PM

You're wrong, Dork, you're just wrong.

The most enjoyable part of this is the contrast between a hot shower pounding your exterior and a chilly beer frosting over your interior.

Cocktooth · 09-06-2007, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

However, if you're in no hurry and need some time to relax, I see no problem in having a warm bubble bath and a cold martini.

Ummmmm What in the hell?????

Beebs · 09-06-2007, 02:58 PM

It's great for chugging cheap malt liqour, as you can spill it with no big problems. Get something really alcoholic and awful tasting, like "four-o", and force yourself to chug it, its the only way to drink that rocket fueled horse piss.

Mr. Blonde · 09-07-2007, 04:28 AM

are you referencing four, the alcoholic energy drink? because i love that shit.

DJ FC · 09-07-2007, 06:07 AM

no he's talking about four-o, the nasty shit w/ graffiti on the can

Mr. Blonde · 09-07-2007, 03:11 PM

oh okay. good. i haven't seen that though.

View Poll Results: Is drinking in the shower thrifty or the first step to alcoholism?
Efficient	11	68.75%
Problematic	5	31.25%
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09-05-2007, 09:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Drinking in the Shower You're getting ready to go out and have to take a shower, but want to get the train rolling to Hammered Town. Drinking in the shower. Efficient or problematic?

09-05-2007, 10:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	power shower dude. best way to start the night.
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09-06-2007, 06:26 AM	#3 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	As long as you have a nice ledge, out of the way of the water, drinking in the shower is better then vaginal sex in my opinion.
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09-06-2007, 09:34 AM	#4 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	I voted problematic, and heres why. You see, I don't know about you guys, but when I drink a beer I like to enjoy the experience. And taking a sip of beer in between picking up my pube caked soap and wiping my asscrack just isn't my bag of nuts. If you wanna be efficient go ahead and jerk off in the shower instead. If you wanna drink fast, go ahead and chug a beer, take a shower, hop out and crack open another one while you're dressing. There's no point in bringin in a beer and the shower and then chugging it. However, if you're in no hurry and need some time to relax, I see no problem in having a warm bubble bath and a cold martini.
	#YOLO

09-06-2007, 01:02 PM	#5 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	You're wrong, Dork, you're just wrong. The most enjoyable part of this is the contrast between a hot shower pounding your exterior and a chilly beer frosting over your interior.

09-06-2007, 02:58 PM	#7 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	It's great for chugging cheap malt liqour, as you can spill it with no big problems. Get something really alcoholic and awful tasting, like "four-o", and force yourself to chug it, its the only way to drink that rocket fueled horse piss.

09-07-2007, 04:28 AM	#8 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	are you referencing four, the alcoholic energy drink? because i love that shit.
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09-07-2007, 06:07 AM	#9 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	no he's talking about four-o, the nasty shit w/ graffiti on the can
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09-07-2007, 03:11 PM	#10 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	oh okay. good. i haven't seen that though.
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