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Ugly Bastard 08-14-2003 03:31 PM

*appreciates the fact that victim likes Macaroni and Cheese.

*wonders how victim ran-down that house cat.

-UGly Bastard

the_butcher 08-14-2003 03:38 PM

*saw that the last post included the words macaroni and cheese...

*posted in this thread because just ate some macaroni and cheese...

Orgazmo 08-14-2003 10:21 PM

*remembers that he stole victim's macaroni & cheese, poisoned it, and replaced it in the_butcher's cupboard...

Titan 08-14-2003 11:12 PM

*wishes he had some blueberry, strawberry, or brown sugar cinnamon pop-tarts

victim 08-14-2003 11:44 PM

*hopes that Titan won't get his Pop Tarts from Orgazmo

*really wishes he would have had some macaroni and cheese today

*wonders if he should tell Ugly Bastard that there is only one way to catch a housecat for eating, and it does not require running... when it comes to skinning said cat though, there is a plethora of options

*pounds desk with fist and wishes he had a glass to throw at adjacent wall (*notes that this an unrelated fit of frustration and rage)

the_butcher 08-15-2003 01:51 AM

*thoroughly enjoyed macaroni and cheese from earlier today...looks at orgazmo's post...almost shit's self...quickly thinks what to do...decides to eat 10 pounds of dog food in hopes of neutralizing the poison...

20 Minutes Later:

*on bathroom floor in front of toilet vomitting from all the dog food eaten earlier...decides there is nothing that can save self, so proceeds to shoot self between the eyes...


Alpha 08-15-2003 01:57 AM

*still dead, but somewhat relieved to have someone else in the afterlife with him

the_butcher 08-15-2003 02:01 AM

*wakes up in afterlife...looks around for someone he might know, starts walking...

*discovers alpha sitting behind tree crying to himself because he is a little bitch...

*figures "what the fuck?" and proceeds to shoot alpha between the eyes again in hopes of putting him out of his misery...

Titan 08-15-2003 02:04 AM

*laughs heartily

Alpha 08-15-2003 02:04 AM

*wonders where the fuck the_butcher got his gun from in the afterlife
*bullet goes through alpha's skull
*Alpha (still alive) stays under the tree and now cries harder because his head hurts so bad
*flips the_butcher the finger

the_butcher 08-15-2003 02:07 AM

*walks away from Alpha with a smile on face...

*turns around to make fun of Alpha's corpse, only to discover Alpha's middle finger being raised...

*pulls machete out of sheath and walks over to crying Alpha and cuts off middle finger...

*pulls out lighter and torches Alpha's finger in front of the bastard, then with one quick swipe, cuts off the rest of Alpha's hand...

*walks away and tries to find Satan so he can kick his red bastard ass...

[ August 15, 2003, 12:08 AM: Message edited by: the_butcher ]

Alpha 08-15-2003 02:12 AM

*finally gets angry

*walks to the_butcher, rumaging through the garbage as always.

*procedes to hold his amputated hand in his other fully operational hand

*hits the_butcher with his stub and force feeds the_butcher his own hand and also the one he cut off with a cheap Dominican Republic machete

*smiles with enjoyment as the_butcher vomits pieces of his own apendage onto the pavement near the dumpster he occupied not 6 minutes ago

[ August 15, 2003, 12:13 AM: Message edited by: Alpha ]

the_butcher 08-15-2003 02:51 AM

*decides to end this shit and be friends with Alpha...

*they part ways...until later that night Alpha is discovered masturbating with his own feces to gay japanese scat porn...

*decides to destroy Alpha for good, so pulls out sawed off shotgun from underneath new black leather trench coat found in dumpster earlier that day...

*aims point blank at Alpha's head, only to discover a jam in the barrrel, so he beats Alpha for 45 minutes straight with the gun...

After the beating stopped:

*looks at what he has just done:

and laughs...

Alpha 08-15-2003 02:57 AM

*upset he can really no longer participate in this thread, reluctantly accepts a second death and very suppishly in real life goes to bed

good times

Pliedes 08-15-2003 03:33 AM

*realizes that The Butcher is not wearing clothing in the pictures*

*looks away from the picture*

*realizes Alpha is attacking The Butcher*

*proceeds the join The Butcher, Boondock Saint style*

*Pliedes and The Butcher rid the earth of Alpha and all his kin, for fun*

the_butcher 08-15-2003 03:38 AM

*realizes how incredibly pimp that last post would be to carry out...

malibu 08-15-2003 03:43 AM

*scratches head in amazement at how many pages long the WAG is now...

StabMaster Arson 08-15-2003 04:19 AM

*thinks how great brotherly love must be and wishes that he too had a brother to rampage and kill with... wait a minute!

malibu 08-15-2003 04:30 AM

*trembles in fear at knowing that both the_butcher and Pliedes, and StabMaster Arson and his brother will be taking over the earth.

StabMaster Arson 08-15-2003 04:32 AM

*laughs to himself as he realizes how greatly multiplied malibu's fears would be if she only knew who his brother was.

malibu 08-15-2003 04:38 AM

*thinks to herself how Stab lied to her about his identity because if he hadn't, she would know who his brother was

StabMaster Arson 08-15-2003 04:49 AM

*realizes that he has no idea what he has said to malibu in the past... but she can rest assured that it was more than likely a lie

malibu 08-15-2003 05:02 AM

*tells Stab that she will PM him the identity that he told her he was which she is very unsure about now...

*sighs with relief because she almost thought she double posted there for a second or two.

[ August 15, 2003, 03:07 AM: Message edited by: malibu ]

Fruitacious B 08-15-2003 06:23 AM

*yawns, then puts punctuation after describing yawn, and realizes that if he were to describe each previous word in this "sentence" the sentence would never end.

*puts finalizing period on last statement to start new one in hopes of not getting off track.

*gets off track again and shatters left foot with a tack hammer.

*cries and runs away wishing he'd never tried posting in this thread

the_butcher 08-15-2003 03:27 PM

*realizes that Pliedes and Stab should hook up with self and wreak havoc on the earth for no reason other than the fact that they are all badasses...

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