*strokes penis

*throws javelin into skull of BDH...for stroking his penis in public

*pries javelin out of BDH's skull
*laughs haughtily
*thanks Orgazmo for finally putting a stop to the BDH self-sublimation in public

-Ugly Bastard

*Walks toward Mr. Bastard to tell him it was no problem
*Slips on puddle of BDH's manseed
*Breaks hip
*Uses ultra-fast self-healing to regrow an ever better hip
*Tells Mr. Bastard it was no problem

*is scared for life, by seeing BHD's manhood

*says oh well, and goes on with her day

*thinks being a year older doesnt feel like anything.

*realizes that he forgot an astericks earlier

*chops his hand off for punishment

*types one-handed

*tells silver and cold happy birthday

*wonder's who in the hell "BHD" is.

*chuckles at all the havoc that BDH has wreaked just by stroking his penis.

*tells malibu thanks...its been crazy

*thinks of the day

*wonders when she can sleep

*catches silver and cold and malibu eyeing my penis

*invite both of them to sit by me

*allows malibu to suck my cock while silver and cold licks my balls

*calls upon cap'n pimp to pimp slap orgazmo for throwing javeling into skull

*Pokes out eyes of cap'n pimp with penis (from many feet away

*Watches cap'n pimp stumble around...eyeless

*Hopes Malibu gets hit from behind, causing her to bite down, severing BDH's penis...ending BDH's public 'self-sublimation' and this unfortunate incodent.

*thinks she will now go kill herself for actually sitting by BHD, little alone leting him think he was gonna any

*thinks about tonight

*Wonders what silver and cold's gonna be doin' tonight ;)

[ August 16, 2003, 03:42 PM: Message edited by: tonguegina ]

*Flips off whoever got on her account at 3:22 PM on August 16, 2003 and posted the Back to School Blowjobs thread.

*Tells BDH to keep dreaming

*Thinks how funny Tonguegina's idea of BDH's cock being bit off would really be.

*sighs in anger still about the thread and the phone call she got from Pliedes I guess it was.

*stares at computer screen

*Fists entire herd of cattle

*wishes that self could be as cool as Orgazmo, for fisting cattle is by far the best Indiana past-time ever...EVER.

*whips penis out one more time again to start stroking, notices nearby onlooker, finds it to be noneother than ttbabe23

*allows ttbabe23 to take a money shot in the face

* laughes at tonguegina's comment

*asks malibu who did that

*is scared for life once again by BDH and his tiny panis

*Laughs at Reno 911

*revived by flesh eating flamingos

*realizes how much this post has become a self-cybering playground for BDH and feels queezy

*rides a flesh eating flamingo

*cuts off head of Alpha's flamingo for pure enjoyment of making Alpha walk...

http://www.nubblies.net/ubb/uploads/1061267455.bmp

*Fists throat-hole of flamingo...where neck used to be.

*wakes up for school

*realizes he can no longer show up with style at school (on his flamingo) for the first day

*decides to take his crappy station wagon instead

*thinks that picking up the_butcher for school isn't something he feels like doing

*jizzes on dead flamingo