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THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-24-2005, 03:05 PM

Modern science needs to find a way to make buttholes obsolete, and eventually dispose of them.

Repugnant Abomination · 04-24-2005, 09:23 PM

Some buttholes are nice though. Like Kate Beckinsale's.

Mr. Blonde · 04-25-2005, 02:01 AM

similar to my other post, does anybody else look back on papers or things they've written and are surprised that you actually wrote them? I don't think of myself as an extremely intelligent person, but when I look at things I write and projects iv'e done, i often end up being very surprised at myself, mostly when it comes to paper. I'm just innately good at them, and I don't know why; i'd venture to guess that writing and editing papers is the one thing I excel at naturally in life. It's almost like I underestimate myself more and more as time goes by.

Ugly Bastard · 04-25-2005, 02:07 AM

Blonde, yea I'm the same way. I read this paper the other day that I wrote for my freshman English class. At the time, I didn't think it was anything special, but my prof said she wanted to try to get it posted in Reader's Digest (pretty sure that never happened). Anyway, yea, I read it the other day and was like "damn... that's really fucking good". Definetly didn't think that two years ago.

-Ugly Bastard

Ironic Mustache · 04-25-2005, 01:10 PM

It's hard to underestimate yourself when you look down on god as an inferior. God paid me to write his thesus for him when he was in god school.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 04-25-2005, 04:46 PM

I'm the same way Blonde, its wierd sometimes, especially if you find an old paper that you don't remember writing.

I did that when a while back when I found some old H.S. projects.

04-25-2005, 06:00 PM

I'm actually the opposite. (Probably because I don't proof read my papers at all).

I usually have a firm understanding of the subject, but when I go back and read the paper, the wording is just shitty.

Ironic Mustache · 04-25-2005, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork:
Modern science needs to find a way to make buttholes obsolete, and eventually dispose of them.

Science has a better chance of making buttholes absolute, and disposing of everything else.

Orgazmo · 04-26-2005, 01:34 AM

The new Ford commercials end with the slogan, "Built for the road ahead."

If you remove a single letter from that slogan, it says:

Built for the road head

Coincidence? Probably.

Ugly Bastard · 04-26-2005, 02:37 AM

Fuck you, I'm busy. Your turn.

-Ugly Bastard

Ironic Mustache · 04-27-2005, 01:10 PM

There's a cafe down the street from me called, "Pennissi's Deli."

I could easily turn that into a great monument, but haven't thus far.

I suppose this should have been in the confessional thread.

Mr. Blonde · 04-28-2005, 02:58 AM

The Moon looks fucking awesome right now.

Calamity Jane · 05-01-2005, 07:05 PM

I forgot there were actually stars in the sky.

I can't see them when I'm living in town. I went home last night, and the stars were all visible and the sky was so beautiful, I forgot how much I missed it.

underwater · 05-01-2005, 08:18 PM

Looking at the stars while you're angry is actually quite calming..

Ugly Bastard · 05-01-2005, 08:21 PM

Thanks for the advice underwater. I'll keep that in mind, 'cause usually when I look at the stars, I end up just wanting to scoop my eyes out with a spoon and cut off my dick with a butterknife. I'll have to try to view star gazing as something that is calming.

-Ugly Bastard

underwater · 05-01-2005, 08:26 PM

Aw, so unfortunate that you feel that way, UB. I'm glad I could give you some insightful, intelligent advice. I'm just gifted in that area, as most of you know.

Ironic Mustache · 05-11-2005, 01:53 PM

I've never wanted chinese food more in my life than I do right now.

I want it so bad that I'm going to leave work, go to a chinese restaurant, eat, and then come back without saying anything to anyone.

Orgazmo · 05-16-2005, 11:36 PM

How funny would it be if it turned out that the entire Michael Jackson child molestation shit was an elaborate Punk'd? Very funny.

Beebs · 05-17-2005, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
I've never wanted chinese food more in my life than I do right now.

I want it so bad that I'm going to leave work, go to a chinese restaurant, eat, and then come back without saying anything to anyone.

You're all talk.

Mr. Blonde · 08-16-2005, 10:45 PM

I can't believe nobody's posted here in 2 months.

RTotD

I was ripping down a ceiling tile in the basement, and this thing fell from the ceiling"

It's basically an alligator clip soldered to a telescoping pointer-thing like they use in office meetings....now i may have a small catalog of experience in the marijuana department, but due to the fact that it shows signs of sloppy soldering, the guys who lived here before were re-fucks, and it was hidden above a ceiling tile, i'd be willing to wager my left testicle that this is a roach clip. weird.

Also i miss Francis' stories

MAGICLIT · 08-17-2005, 08:34 PM

RTotD:

I cant work w/out Nubblies! I was going crazy today not being able to post here, I fucked w/ a lot of people over at myspace, also found a fuckton of old friends too, but all I wanted was Nubblies.

Orgazmo · 08-17-2005, 10:43 PM

Nothing can fill the Nubblies void. Not even Madden 06.

theMerciless1 · 08-18-2005, 12:20 AM

i dont like that QB vision bs too much

the nfl superstar mode is awesome

hellcat · 08-18-2005, 01:14 AM

Being dry sucks, since rush starts friday we aren't allowed to have alcohol in the house all week until next thursday at noon. This is fucking gay.

Beebs · 08-18-2005, 01:44 AM

Maybe you should move out of the house full of sausage.

04-24-2005, 03:05 PM	#1176 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Modern science needs to find a way to make buttholes obsolete, and eventually dispose of them.
	#YOLO

04-25-2005, 02:01 AM	#1178 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	similar to my other post, does anybody else look back on papers or things they've written and are surprised that you actually wrote them? I don't think of myself as an extremely intelligent person, but when I look at things I write and projects iv'e done, i often end up being very surprised at myself, mostly when it comes to paper. I'm just innately good at them, and I don't know why; i'd venture to guess that writing and editing papers is the one thing I excel at naturally in life. It's almost like I underestimate myself more and more as time goes by.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-25-2005, 01:10 PM	#1180 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	It's hard to underestimate yourself when you look down on god as an inferior. God paid me to write his thesus for him when he was in god school.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-25-2005, 06:00 PM	#1182 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	I'm actually the opposite. (Probably because I don't proof read my papers at all). I usually have a firm understanding of the subject, but when I go back and read the paper, the wording is just shitty.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

04-27-2005, 01:10 PM	#1186 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	There's a cafe down the street from me called, "Pennissi's Deli." I could easily turn that into a great monument, but haven't thus far. I suppose this should have been in the confessional thread.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-24-2005, 09:23 PM	#1177 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Some buttholes are nice though. Like Kate Beckinsale's.

04-25-2005, 02:07 AM	#1179 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Blonde, yea I'm the same way. I read this paper the other day that I wrote for my freshman English class. At the time, I didn't think it was anything special, but my prof said she wanted to try to get it posted in Reader's Digest (pretty sure that never happened). Anyway, yea, I read it the other day and was like "damn... that's really fucking good". Definetly didn't think that two years ago. -Ugly Bastard

04-25-2005, 04:46 PM	#1181 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	I'm the same way Blonde, its wierd sometimes, especially if you find an old paper that you don't remember writing. I did that when a while back when I found some old H.S. projects.

04-26-2005, 01:34 AM	#1184 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	The new Ford commercials end with the slogan, "Built for the road ahead." If you remove a single letter from that slogan, it says: Built for the road head Coincidence? Probably.

04-26-2005, 02:37 AM	#1185 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Fuck you, I'm busy. Your turn. -Ugly Bastard

04-28-2005, 02:58 AM	#1187 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	The Moon looks fucking awesome right now.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

05-01-2005, 07:05 PM	#1188 (permalink)
Calamity Jane Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 309 Internets: 10	I forgot there were actually stars in the sky. I can't see them when I'm living in town. I went home last night, and the stars were all visible and the sky was so beautiful, I forgot how much I missed it.

05-01-2005, 08:18 PM	#1189 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	Looking at the stars while you're angry is actually quite calming..
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

05-01-2005, 08:21 PM	#1190 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Thanks for the advice underwater. I'll keep that in mind, 'cause usually when I look at the stars, I end up just wanting to scoop my eyes out with a spoon and cut off my dick with a butterknife. I'll have to try to view star gazing as something that is calming. -Ugly Bastard

05-01-2005, 08:26 PM	#1191 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	Aw, so unfortunate that you feel that way, UB. I'm glad I could give you some insightful, intelligent advice. I'm just gifted in that area, as most of you know.
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

05-11-2005, 01:53 PM	#1192 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I've never wanted chinese food more in my life than I do right now. I want it so bad that I'm going to leave work, go to a chinese restaurant, eat, and then come back without saying anything to anyone.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

05-16-2005, 11:36 PM	#1193 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	How funny would it be if it turned out that the entire Michael Jackson child molestation shit was an elaborate Punk'd? Very funny.

08-16-2005, 10:45 PM	#1195 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	I can't believe nobody's posted here in 2 months. RTotD I was ripping down a ceiling tile in the basement, and this thing fell from the ceiling" It's basically an alligator clip soldered to a telescoping pointer-thing like they use in office meetings....now i may have a small catalog of experience in the marijuana department, but due to the fact that it shows signs of sloppy soldering, the guys who lived here before were re-fucks, and it was hidden above a ceiling tile, i'd be willing to wager my left testicle that this is a roach clip. weird. Also i miss Francis' stories
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

08-17-2005, 08:34 PM	#1196 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	RTotD: I cant work w/out Nubblies! I was going crazy today not being able to post here, I fucked w/ a lot of people over at myspace, also found a fuckton of old friends too, but all I wanted was Nubblies.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

08-17-2005, 10:43 PM	#1197 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Nothing can fill the Nubblies void. Not even Madden 06.

08-18-2005, 12:20 AM	#1198 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	i dont like that QB vision bs too much the nfl superstar mode is awesome
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

08-18-2005, 01:14 AM	#1199 (permalink)
hellcat Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 316 Internets: 10	Being dry sucks, since rush starts friday we aren't allowed to have alcohol in the house all week until next thursday at noon. This is fucking gay.
	“This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration! Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future!” -- Adolf Hitler 1935

08-18-2005, 01:44 AM	#1200 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Maybe you should move out of the house full of sausage.