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thekremlin 10-06-2011 06:29 AM

Would you strike a woman?
Do you think there's a greater than 5% chance that you will strike a woman, with malice and the intention to cause her pain, before you die?

Beebs 10-06-2011 07:35 AM

I am usually pro hitting things, but don't see myself doing this.

angry pancake 10-06-2011 09:08 AM

Already have in a non-domestic situation.

thekremlin 10-06-2011 09:09 AM


Orgazmo 10-06-2011 09:38 AM

That's a story I'd read.

Ugly Bastard 10-06-2011 11:53 AM

I too have hit a woman, but it was consensual and requested. Don't think I ever could/would out of pure malice; despite how huge of cunts they can be at times, I have a hard time imagining ever reaching a point where my mind decides it's okay to hit them. But I dunno, if I did I'm sure it'd be warranted and probably feel pretty damn good.

Mr. Blonde 10-06-2011 12:14 PM

Closest I have come is beating up on my sister when little (doesn't count, nothing post-15) and pushing my mom once in college when she was going apeshit and slapping at me. I just pushed her onto a couch to get her off my shit.

I think that hitting a woman is fully justified if she is attacking you, obviously.

I've never been slapped by a woman (other than my Mom), and can't imagine what it would be like. I do not think a slap warrants a slap/hit back, but I can't see myself ever feeling the same about that woman again. (if it's in a relationship situation.) Would probably dump her unless she groveled/it was a drunken accident.

If a random drunk girl at a bar slapped me, I would probably slap her back, damned be the consequences.

Ugly Bastard 10-06-2011 01:21 PM

Nah I don't think you slap a random drunk girl back. I think you just laugh and walk away.

DJ FC 10-06-2011 01:25 PM

What if some girl is trying to rob you?

Ugly Bastard 10-06-2011 01:28 PM

She'd get punched in the fucking mouth.

Ugly Bastard 10-06-2011 01:29 PM

Adminz, can I change my vote?

Mr. Blonde 10-06-2011 01:39 PM


Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard (Post 418023)
Nah I don't think you slap a random drunk girl back. I think you just laugh and walk away.

Fuck that, slap her the fuck back.

Ugly Bastard 10-06-2011 01:49 PM

Bad move, dude. You're immediately the bad guy for slapping a woman in public and could possibly even get arrested and have charges pressed on you. It literally makes no sense. Far superior move is laughing or saying something like "that was mature" and walking away.

Mr. Blonde 10-06-2011 01:52 PM

Pretty sure it's legal and qualifies as self defense, actually (pending you don't break her jaw and there are witnesses).

In any case, walking away is dumb, and that bitch clearly needs to be taught a lesson. If you don't hit her back, at the very least try to get her arrested.

Repugnant Abomination 10-06-2011 01:58 PM

Under the right circumstances, yes.

SittinOnDubsWGW 10-06-2011 02:05 PM

I got slapped by a drunk chick in The Locker Room back at BSU. I then dumped a beer over her head.

Also, once I cut everyone in line at Carters (I paid for the group at the front of the lines hot dogs) a drunk chick came up and started slapping/hitting me. I called the cops saying "hey, i'm at the dill st. parking lot and there is some girl just slapping and hitting me, I'm not gonna hit her back and get arrested." Then she kicked the door of my car. The cops came. Her friends were siding with me and said that I had did nothing, other than cutting the line and she went nuts. The police did nothing. I should've punched her.

EDIT: I put "no" in the poll. I think the likelihood of me being in a situation where I'd need to strike a woman is < 5%. However, if that situation arises, I would hit her if it were necessary, but in most instances you're gonna be able to just physically handle her.

thekremlin 10-06-2011 02:09 PM

You think there is a more than 5% chance that a girl is going to try to rob you, and you are going to strike her to get out? I think you're overestimating the likelihood of this happening.

Johnny Richter 10-06-2011 02:24 PM

Would you hit a midget? Yes. Would you hit a retard? Yes. Why wouldn't you hit a perfectly healthy female?

vaga1220 10-06-2011 03:23 PM

I was at a bar once and my girlfriend got in to an argument with some diesel dyke. If she had hit my girl I would've punched her right in the jaw.

Basically, if a bitch wants to get violent then so be it. The fact that they're frail and can't fight is not my problem at all, it's just a good reason that they shouldn't go around starting shit.

Cocktooth 10-06-2011 06:35 PM

I would only hit a girl if my life was threatened. IE: She brings out a knife or something of the sort. I got punched about 4 times while in HS by my girlfriend. Never hit her or anything, just kinda took it. I'm actually that guy that sees you pulling your girlfriend around or slap her in public, I'm going to beat the shit out of you. That was actually the last serious fight I got into in college. I dusted a guy at the mall in South Bend.

angry pancake 10-06-2011 07:52 PM


Originally Posted by Orgazmo (Post 418012)
That's a story I'd read.

Not much of a story. A step sister who I really dont know went apeshit on me when I was home on leave. She never lived with us until I was out of the house. The main disagreement was my objection to her using my stuff while I was gone. Things like TV, stereo, shit like that. My parents didn't give a fuck either way and weren't going to intervene. My solution was to ship everything back to Germany. While packing it up she tried to physically stop me.

We had a full out fist fight in the living room of my old house. I ended up getting stitches in a few places on my head. Not sure exactly from what and I had several bumps as well. She had a broken nose, hand, and eye socket. The whole thing couldn't have taken more than two minutes, but it seemed like an hour.

I was kinda pissed at my folks because just sat there and watched as she jumped on me while I'm kneeling on the ground getting the shit beat out of me. It took a full force kick to the face as she was getting up from the ground before they intervened. They later said they were stunned by the whole thing and hence the delay

I also need to point out that this was no ordinary bitch. Nope. She was at least as tall as me with approximately 80-100 pounds heavier. I was 18 and she was about 25. This bitch did not seem to mind breaking her hand on my head. This was more buffarilla than woman.

Beebs 10-06-2011 09:19 PM

Wait; so your step sister "beat the shit out of you" while you were on leave....from the military? Christ almighty.

angry pancake 10-06-2011 09:21 PM


Originally Posted by Beebs (Post 418067)
Wait; so your step sister "beat the shit out of you" while you were on leave....from the military? Christ almighty.

That pretty much sums it up. We both looked like something out of a horror movie when it was over. I've had my ass kicked more than a few times. She by far inflicted more damage than any guy. By far. We're talking a 260-270 pound- six foot tall gorilla of a woman with retard strength.

THEINCREDIBLEdork 10-06-2011 11:34 PM

Has anyone every told you, you're kind of white trash AP?

In answer to the pole, girls don't usually let me touch them in the first place so no.

Cocktooth 10-07-2011 07:22 AM


Originally Posted by Mr. Mistoffelees (Post 418079)

In answer to the pole, girls don't usually let me touch them in the first place so no.

Is this why you come a crossed as a complete piece of shit, or is there some other underlying issue?

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