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sim_flex_x · 10-07-2003, 10:34 PM

setting: my english classroom today, the heat is on, and it's really really hot in there

"Is that clear? As clear as it can be in 150 degrees? We can bring sand in here on Thursday and play Iraq. I get to be Al-Qaeda!" - Dr. Burnette

Deep Kick · 10-07-2003, 11:09 PM

"Girls are like commericals... you look at them, but you don't really pay attention to them."

-Altus Frugalis

Schroeder · 10-08-2003, 09:27 PM

Darn Wal-mart and their good values

-my roomate, Mat

VOL · 10-09-2003, 03:37 PM

two out of three. loser buys the beer

cough man · 10-09-2003, 11:43 PM

fuck the government, no fuck the system, oh to hell with it fuck you

Rubber Ducky · 10-10-2003, 12:08 AM

"Quack."

Titan · 10-10-2003, 03:03 AM

That is a pimp-ass avatar.

Quote of the Day 10.10.03

"So many gods, so many creeds.
So many paths that wind and wind.
While just the art of being kind,
Is all this sad world needs."

-Ella Wheeler Wilcox

sim_flex_x · 10-15-2003, 05:42 PM

"All the male does is produce the sperm"

-Dr. Dolan, Biology professor

StabMaster Arson · 10-16-2003, 02:28 PM

"Bitches ain't shit but hoes n tricks"
-Snoop

Titan · 10-22-2003, 02:28 AM

Quote of the Day 10.22.03

"Huh, so, there's a pubic hair in the microwave."

-Pliedes

Alpha · 10-23-2003, 12:29 AM

"Dude, you know what thing I hate more than abortion? Little kids hitting me in the balls and not being able to do jack shit."

-K.C.T.

sim_flex_x · 10-27-2003, 01:10 AM

"Oh my God that'd be even awesomer!"
-my roommate

sim_flex_x · 10-31-2003, 01:47 PM

Quote of the Day: October 31, 2003
"candy candy candy candy candy!"
- Garfield

Combat Chuck · 11-13-2003, 07:04 AM

Quote of the Day: November 12, 2003

From a late night anxiety/depression cure infomercial:

"I'm currently dreading a sudden attack of diarrhea."

There was also:

"What if I'm not okay? What if I start crying? What if the plane crashes?!?"

Hee.

Ugly Bastard · 12-09-2003, 02:11 AM

Quote of the Day 12.08.03

"Get a condom, a freezer baggie, a toilet-paper roll (with no paper on it), two pillows, a bed, and some lotion."

http://jackinworld.com HILARIOUS Site.

-Ugly Bastard

ninjaface · 12-14-2003, 05:45 AM

"Reality is for people who can't handle drugs."

-A co-worker.

[ December 14, 2003, 02:45 AM: Message edited by: ninjaface ]

malibu · 12-15-2003, 02:14 AM

"Do what you want when you want, the people who matter won't mind and the people who mind won't matter"

sim_flex_x · 12-15-2003, 02:27 PM

"i'd rather take advantage of the element of surprise and just kill her"
- me

Ugly Bastard · 12-15-2003, 03:41 PM

"For long as you live and high you fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all that you touch and all that you see is all your life will ever be." -Pink Floyd

-Ugly Bastard

victim · 12-16-2003, 12:15 AM

"There are but three events in a man's life: birth, life, and death. He is not conscious of being born, he dies in pain, and he forgets to live." -Jean de la Bruyere

Percipere'Chan · 12-16-2003, 10:24 PM

Titan: W"hy are you so sporatic? Is there a reason you need to wait til Friday to ask questions? Will your brain be on hold until then?"

Schroeder: "My brain's always on hold. That's why my posts are crappy."

That was some funny shit. Definately worth a quote of the day.

sim_flex_x · 12-17-2003, 02:41 AM

so this is more of a conversation really, i find it quite funny :]

J: "oh my gosh! oh my gosh! oh my gosh! My hand's stuck, I can't move my thumb! oh my gosh! what do i do? I have a hand cramp and I can't move my thumb! This hurts like a bitch! oh my gosh! Owwww!"

L: "something warm, you need to put something warm on it! I'll should turn on the oven and you can stick your hand in there"
J: "I need to go to the bathroom"
L: "ooh! Hot water!"

StabMaster Arson · 12-18-2003, 04:27 AM

"on a traffic light, green means go and yellow means yield... that's just the opposite of a banana. Green means 'hold on', yellow means 'go ahead', and red means 'where the fuck did you get that banana at?'"

[ December 18, 2003, 01:27 AM: Message edited by: StabMaster Arson ]

Pliedes · 12-18-2003, 04:40 AM

Stab, that was seriously the funniest thing I've read in a long time...

silver and cold · 12-18-2003, 01:58 PM

"What are you talking about? I sure as hell am Santa!" - guy on tv

10-07-2003, 11:09 PM	#52 (permalink)
Deep Kick Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 136 Internets: 10	"Girls are like commericals... you look at them, but you don't really pay attention to them." -Altus Frugalis
	Shut Your Fucking Face.

10-09-2003, 03:37 PM	#54 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	two out of three. loser buys the beer
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

10-09-2003, 11:43 PM	#55 (permalink)
cough man Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: A Gunslinging Generation Posts: 333 Internets: 10	fuck the government, no fuck the system, oh to hell with it fuck you
	I hope you enjoy living on top of the world, when you die knowing you lived your life on your knees.

10-10-2003, 03:03 AM	#57 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	That is a pimp-ass avatar. Quote of the Day 10.10.03 "So many gods, so many creeds. So many paths that wind and wind. While just the art of being kind, Is all this sad world needs." -Ella Wheeler Wilcox
	I do what the fuck I want.

10-16-2003, 02:28 PM	#59 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	"Bitches ain't shit but hoes n tricks" -Snoop
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

10-07-2003, 10:34 PM	#51 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	setting: my english classroom today, the heat is on, and it's really really hot in there "Is that clear? As clear as it can be in 150 degrees? We can bring sand in here on Thursday and play Iraq. I get to be Al-Qaeda!" - Dr. Burnette

10-08-2003, 09:27 PM	#53 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Darn Wal-mart and their good values -my roomate, Mat

10-10-2003, 12:08 AM	#56 (permalink)
Rubber Ducky Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Bathtub Posts: 64 Internets: 10	"Quack."

10-15-2003, 05:42 PM	#58 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	"All the male does is produce the sperm" -Dr. Dolan, Biology professor

10-22-2003, 02:28 AM	#60 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Quote of the Day 10.22.03 "Huh, so, there's a pubic hair in the microwave." -Pliedes
	I do what the fuck I want.

10-23-2003, 12:29 AM	#61 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	"Dude, you know what thing I hate more than abortion? Little kids hitting me in the balls and not being able to do jack shit." -K.C.T.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

10-27-2003, 01:10 AM	#62 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	"Oh my God that'd be even awesomer!" -my roommate

10-31-2003, 01:47 PM	#63 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	Quote of the Day: October 31, 2003 "candy candy candy candy candy!" - Garfield

11-13-2003, 07:04 AM	#64 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Quote of the Day: November 12, 2003 From a late night anxiety/depression cure infomercial: "I'm currently dreading a sudden attack of diarrhea." There was also: "What if I'm not okay? What if I start crying? What if the plane crashes?!?" Hee.

12-09-2003, 02:11 AM	#65 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Quote of the Day 12.08.03 "Get a condom, a freezer baggie, a toilet-paper roll (with no paper on it), two pillows, a bed, and some lotion." http://jackinworld.com HILARIOUS Site. -Ugly Bastard

12-14-2003, 05:45 AM	#66 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	"Reality is for people who can't handle drugs." -A co-worker. [ December 14, 2003, 02:45 AM: Message edited by: ninjaface ]

12-15-2003, 02:14 AM	#67 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	"Do what you want when you want, the people who matter won't mind and the people who mind won't matter"
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

12-15-2003, 02:27 PM	#68 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	"i'd rather take advantage of the element of surprise and just kill her" - me

12-15-2003, 03:41 PM	#69 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	"For long as you live and high you fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all that you touch and all that you see is all your life will ever be." -Pink Floyd -Ugly Bastard

12-16-2003, 12:15 AM	#70 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	"There are but three events in a man's life: birth, life, and death. He is not conscious of being born, he dies in pain, and he forgets to live." -Jean de la Bruyere
	get off my internet!!!

12-16-2003, 10:24 PM	#71 (permalink)
Percipere'Chan Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: My Machine Posts: 460 Internets: -238	Titan: W"hy are you so sporatic? Is there a reason you need to wait til Friday to ask questions? Will your brain be on hold until then?" Schroeder: "My brain's always on hold. That's why my posts are crappy." That was some funny shit. Definately worth a quote of the day.
	Dead, death, grim on a pale horse, empty, hollow, inanimate, fataled, black curtained, annihilated.

12-17-2003, 02:41 AM	#72 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	so this is more of a conversation really, i find it quite funny :] J: "oh my gosh! oh my gosh! oh my gosh! My hand's stuck, I can't move my thumb! oh my gosh! what do i do? I have a hand cramp and I can't move my thumb! This hurts like a bitch! oh my gosh! Owwww!" L: "something warm, you need to put something warm on it! I'll should turn on the oven and you can stick your hand in there" J: "I need to go to the bathroom" L: "ooh! Hot water!"

12-18-2003, 04:27 AM	#73 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	"on a traffic light, green means go and yellow means yield... that's just the opposite of a banana. Green means 'hold on', yellow means 'go ahead', and red means 'where the fuck did you get that banana at?'" [ December 18, 2003, 01:27 AM: Message edited by: StabMaster Arson ]
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

12-18-2003, 04:40 AM	#74 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Stab, that was seriously the funniest thing I've read in a long time...

12-18-2003, 01:58 PM	#75 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	"What are you talking about? I sure as hell am Santa!" - guy on tv
	the killer in me is the killer in you.