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hellcat · 08-18-2005, 02:09 AM

I'll move out after this year I'm sure but for now I'm having fun. Even if it's almost all guys living in the house I still have plenty of fun. It'd be a shitty fraternity if I didn't.

Orgazmo · 08-18-2005, 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by theMerciless1:
i dont like that QB vision bs too much

the nfl superstar mode is awesome

Fuck yes it is. Drake Talimo is going to be the next big thing. Don't be surprised if you fucking hear about him or sportscenter or something pretty soon. He's going all the way to the hof.

Mr. Blonde · 08-18-2005, 07:07 PM

I Just spent the last 4 hours on the corner of new york and neely in the rain with a sign that said "honk for us to drink" on one side and "freshman girl drop off" on the other...with my shirt off...in the pouring rain. i'm fucking hammered.

Deadly Crescent Kick · 08-19-2005, 12:02 AM

LMFAO.

any takers on the drop off?

Mr. Blonde · 08-19-2005, 12:15 AM

negative, there was much honking, no dropping off, which sucked, but we got plenty drunk. after i made that post i took like a 4 hour nap.

underwater · 08-19-2005, 05:42 AM

You know why no girls were dropped off?

Well, I don't have to tell you that, do I...

MAGICLIT · 08-19-2005, 12:41 PM

No, tell me, I just can't understand it...........

underwater · 08-20-2005, 06:05 PM

Well, I'm assuming it was because the sign didn't say, "Freshman girl dropoff", but "Freshman boy dropoff". He just failed to mention his first cock-sucking experience in the SCotD thread.

I think no less of him, though. He was just drunk.

Mr. Blonde · 08-20-2005, 06:41 PM

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Originally posted by underwater:
Well, I'm assuming it was because the sign didn't say, "Freshman girl dropoff", but "Freshman boy dropoff". He just failed to mention his first cock-sucking experience in the SCotD thread.

I think no less of him, though. He was just drunk.

Jesus it was just a joke. All the parents thought it was pretty funny, it's not like we were expecting them to drop them off so we could gangrape them in the fucking yard. Plus i didnt even make the sign.

Lucy Fur · 08-20-2005, 06:49 PM

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it's not like we were expecting them to drop them off so we could gangrape them in the fucking yard.

why not?

underwater · 08-20-2005, 07:04 PM

It's okay, Blonde. I'm not here to judge.

Mr. Blonde · 08-20-2005, 07:29 PM

yes, you are.

Niger Angelus · 08-21-2005, 02:08 AM

Pool without beer is not pool, but go fish. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Mr. Blonde · 08-21-2005, 01:33 PM

I thought go fish was a card game.

Fruitacious B · 08-28-2005, 01:55 AM

rtod. 8/27/o5.

It's my birthday and I'll do what I want to
Fuck you it's my birthday.
A special holiday only for me, so do what I say,
it's my party, I'll make you cry if I want to...or leave.
Fuck you, it's not your birthday, so do what I say.

For 24 hours your wishing me well
364 days I'm in hell, Oh well.
Happy Birthday to me.

The Vandals - Happy Birthday to Me.

underwater · 08-28-2005, 04:26 AM

RTotD:

No foo' fo' you!

AcTivE · 08-28-2005, 05:08 AM

dumb bitches come in pairs

ProfessorNumber · 08-28-2005, 07:06 AM

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Originally posted by AcTivE:
dumb bitches come in pairs

Yep. One hot one, and one overweight friend. And you have to humor the overweight one just so she doesn't feel like a fat piece of shit; simply because you want to have a chance with the good looking one.

Mr. Blonde · 08-28-2005, 12:30 PM

It's a vicious cycle. And then you have the problem of the fat one thinking you like her just cause you were nice to her.

underwater · 08-29-2005, 01:32 AM

Hahaha... It's so true, too..

RTotD:

I am bitter as hell....

f3lix · 08-29-2005, 02:28 AM

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Originally posted by ProfessorNumber:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by AcTivE:
dumb bitches come in pairs

Yep. One hot one, and one overweight friend. And you have to humor the overweight one just so she doesn't feel like a fat piece of shit; simply because you want to have a chance with the good looking one.</font>[/quote]

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
It's a vicious cycle. And then you have the problem of the fat one thinking you like her just cause you were nice to her.

My friends, these fat bitches have a name. Duff.

Designated
Ugly
Fat
Friend

Duff.

Learn it, use it.

f3lix · 08-29-2005, 01:09 PM

What the fuck is transfat? I never heard of it until all these bags of chips starting proclaiming their chips as containing 0 grams of transfat.

Mr. Blonde · 08-29-2005, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by f3lix:
What the fuck is transfat? I never heard of it until all these bags of chips starting proclaiming their chips as containing 0 grams of transfat.

It's the bad kind of fat.

08-29-2005, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
It's the bad kind of fat.

Lucy Fur · 08-29-2005, 03:16 PM

wouldn't that be considered tranny fat?

08-18-2005, 02:09 AM	#1201 (permalink)
hellcat Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 316 Internets: 10	I'll move out after this year I'm sure but for now I'm having fun. Even if it's almost all guys living in the house I still have plenty of fun. It'd be a shitty fraternity if I didn't.
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08-18-2005, 07:07 PM	#1203 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I Just spent the last 4 hours on the corner of new york and neely in the rain with a sign that said "honk for us to drink" on one side and "freshman girl drop off" on the other...with my shirt off...in the pouring rain. i'm fucking hammered.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

08-19-2005, 12:02 AM	#1204 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	LMFAO. any takers on the drop off?
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

08-19-2005, 12:15 AM	#1205 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	negative, there was much honking, no dropping off, which sucked, but we got plenty drunk. after i made that post i took like a 4 hour nap.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

08-19-2005, 05:42 AM	#1206 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	You know why no girls were dropped off? Well, I don't have to tell you that, do I...
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

08-19-2005, 12:41 PM	#1207 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	No, tell me, I just can't understand it...........
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

08-20-2005, 06:05 PM	#1208 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	Well, I'm assuming it was because the sign didn't say, "Freshman girl dropoff", but "Freshman boy dropoff". He just failed to mention his first cock-sucking experience in the SCotD thread. I think no less of him, though. He was just drunk.
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

08-20-2005, 07:04 PM	#1211 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	It's okay, Blonde. I'm not here to judge.
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

08-20-2005, 07:29 PM	#1212 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	yes, you are.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

08-21-2005, 02:08 AM	#1213 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Pool without beer is not pool, but go fish. [img]smile.gif[/img]
	I enjoy knives and fire.

08-21-2005, 01:33 PM	#1214 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I thought go fish was a card game.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

08-28-2005, 01:55 AM	#1215 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	rtod. 8/27/o5. It's my birthday and I'll do what I want to Fuck you it's my birthday. A special holiday only for me, so do what I say, it's my party, I'll make you cry if I want to...or leave. Fuck you, it's not your birthday, so do what I say. For 24 hours your wishing me well 364 days I'm in hell, Oh well. Happy Birthday to me. The Vandals - Happy Birthday to Me.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

08-28-2005, 04:26 AM	#1216 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	RTotD: No foo' fo' you!
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

08-28-2005, 05:08 AM	#1217 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	dumb bitches come in pairs
	___________________ 3:o) horned creatures...wat wat ___________________

08-28-2005, 12:30 PM	#1219 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	It's a vicious cycle. And then you have the problem of the fat one thinking you like her just cause you were nice to her.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

08-29-2005, 01:32 AM	#1220 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	Hahaha... It's so true, too.. RTotD: I am bitter as hell....
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

08-29-2005, 01:09 PM	#1222 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	What the fuck is transfat? I never heard of it until all these bags of chips starting proclaiming their chips as containing 0 grams of transfat.

08-29-2005, 03:16 PM	#1225 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	wouldn't that be considered tranny fat?
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