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[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

this ones an easy one, and you've pry seen a variation of this problem before. first with correct answer wins internets. the answer must include a picture or diagram of the scene

A drunken fat ugly whore barfed all over the bathroom floor in a coed dorm while 3 others were in the stalls that were separated from the door. Besides the drunken whore, there is a sober Designated Driver, a gay nigger, and the sober DD's best friend Ronald. The sober DD sees an empty janitor's bucket with wheels that can hold two people and can be steered and pushed through the puke with a mop handle. The surface area of the puke is to large to simply throw or roll the bucket back in forth across the puke. If the nigger is left alone with Ronald, Ronald will be robbed and raped blind. If Ronald is left alone with the Drunken Fat chick, Ronald will have sex with an ugly bitch and pry catch the HIV, he's wasted.

With a sense of duty the DD announces he can get EVERYONE safely across the pool of puke without anyone getting boned by ferrying everyone across the pool with the janitor's bucket. How might he go about this?