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Ironic Mustache · 01-05-2005, 04:48 PM

I've been eating a lot of canned corn lately because I’ve become too poor to buy lunch. When I say a lot of corn, I mean a LOT of corn. I just got back from dropping a deuce and let me tell you, the corn to shit ratio was astounding. There was actually more corn than there was shit. It prompted an excellent question:

Is it possible to shit pure corn, with no actual fecal matter at all?

Objective:
Try to eat so much corn, that I shit pure corn with no poop.

Materials:
3 day supply of corn.

Hypothesis:
I bet I pull this mother fucker off.

I’ll keep you all updated as things progress.

George Sherman · 01-05-2005, 04:53 PM

uh...

silver and cold · 01-05-2005, 04:56 PM

If yuor that poor, and have that much time on your hands for that shit, then maybe a job might be what your looking for.

Ironic Mustache · 01-05-2005, 05:02 PM

I already work for the state so that's where all my free time comes from.

I'm poor because I just wrecked a friend's mercedes...

silver and cold · 01-05-2005, 05:07 PM

ouch! yeah, that would hurt your wallet just a little... well then maybe you just have too much time on your hands...

Ironic Mustache · 01-05-2005, 05:10 PM

What like you're not at least a little bit curious now that I brought it up?

St. Anky · 01-05-2005, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
I've been eating a lot of canned corn lately because I’ve become too poor to buy lunch. When I say a lot of corn, I mean a LOT of corn. I just got back from dropping a deuce and let me tell you, the corn to shit ratio was astounding. There was actually more corn than there was shit. It prompted an excellent question:

Is it possible to shit pure corn, with no actual fecal matter at all?

Objective:
Try to eat so much corn, that I shit pure corn with no poop.

Materials:
3 day supply of corn.

Hypothesis:
I bet I pull this mother fucker off.

I’ll keep you all updated as things progress.

It's called being an AMerican Indian. Didn't you see Pocahontas? All those motherfucker's ate was corn.

silver and cold · 01-05-2005, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
What like you're not at least a little bit curious now that I brought it up?

No not really..

Ironic Mustache · 01-05-2005, 05:37 PM

Fine then I wont tell you when I find out.

Your reverse psychology isn't going to work on me...

[ January 05, 2005, 02:37 PM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]

George Sherman · 01-05-2005, 05:47 PM

I'm not really that interested either.

Ironic Mustache · 01-05-2005, 05:55 PM

You're both liars.

Orgazmo · 01-05-2005, 05:58 PM

I, for one, am very excited.

Ironic Mustache · 01-05-2005, 06:21 PM

Thank god, I thought I was the only normal person here.

ninjaface · 01-05-2005, 07:04 PM

Theres only one question remaining.. will there be photographic evidence?

Ironic Mustache · 01-05-2005, 07:18 PM

If its requested, then I will document this venture, to the best of my ability.

Orgazmo · 01-05-2005, 07:37 PM

If it's requested? Of course it's requested.

BigDongedHoe · 01-05-2005, 07:46 PM

I'm giving a huge request as well...I'm very interested to see if you can somehow pull this off!

George Sherman · 01-05-2005, 07:56 PM

No matter what there will be at least a small bit of fecal matter. Unless you have recently had a colonic, because even though we shit, some shit gets stuck on the walls of our intestines, so, even if he was to shit pure corn, there would still be fecal matter that was scraped off the walls of the intestines.

Ironic Mustache · 01-05-2005, 09:59 PM

I did some research on this experiment and apparently I'm not the first to have tried it... This was the result of the first man:

I'm still trying it though, for the fans.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-05-2005, 10:48 PM

What you're doing is very admirable.

St. Anky · 01-06-2005, 03:05 AM

what the fuck is that?

Ironic Mustache · 01-06-2005, 04:30 PM

Legends are rarely appreciated in their time.

01-06-2005, 11:07 PM

Wow I thought I was alone.

Last sememster I tore through a case and a half of canned corn. It was amazing. I started eating a can for a meal a can for a snack, a can here a can there.

Even my roommates noticed how much canned corn I was eating.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-07-2005, 03:07 AM

I guess you can say that you guys are... CORNY!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ironic Mustache · 01-07-2005, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork:
I guess you can say that you guys are... CORNY!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I hate you...

01-05-2005, 04:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I've been eating a lot of canned corn lately because I’ve become too poor to buy lunch. When I say a lot of corn, I mean a LOT of corn. I just got back from dropping a deuce and let me tell you, the corn to shit ratio was astounding. There was actually more corn than there was shit. It prompted an excellent question: Is it possible to shit pure corn, with no actual fecal matter at all? Objective: Try to eat so much corn, that I shit pure corn with no poop. Materials: 3 day supply of corn. Hypothesis: I bet I pull this mother fucker off. I’ll keep you all updated as things progress.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-05-2005, 04:53 PM	#2 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	uh...
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01-05-2005, 04:56 PM	#3 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	If yuor that poor, and have that much time on your hands for that shit, then maybe a job might be what your looking for.
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01-05-2005, 05:02 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I already work for the state so that's where all my free time comes from. I'm poor because I just wrecked a friend's mercedes...
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-05-2005, 05:07 PM	#5 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	ouch! yeah, that would hurt your wallet just a little... well then maybe you just have too much time on your hands...
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

01-05-2005, 05:10 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	What like you're not at least a little bit curious now that I brought it up?
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-05-2005, 05:37 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Fine then I wont tell you when I find out. Your reverse psychology isn't going to work on me... [ January 05, 2005, 02:37 PM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-05-2005, 05:47 PM	#10 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	I'm not really that interested either.
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

01-05-2005, 05:55 PM	#11 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	You're both liars.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-05-2005, 05:58 PM	#12 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,731 Internets: 311447	I, for one, am very excited.

01-05-2005, 06:21 PM	#13 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Thank god, I thought I was the only normal person here.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-05-2005, 07:04 PM	#14 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Theres only one question remaining.. will there be photographic evidence?

01-05-2005, 07:18 PM	#15 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	If its requested, then I will document this venture, to the best of my ability.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-05-2005, 07:37 PM	#16 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,731 Internets: 311447	If it's requested? Of course it's requested.

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BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	I'm giving a huge request as well...I'm very interested to see if you can somehow pull this off!
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01-05-2005, 07:56 PM	#18 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	No matter what there will be at least a small bit of fecal matter. Unless you have recently had a colonic, because even though we shit, some shit gets stuck on the walls of our intestines, so, even if he was to shit pure corn, there would still be fecal matter that was scraped off the walls of the intestines.
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

01-05-2005, 09:59 PM	#19 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I did some research on this experiment and apparently I'm not the first to have tried it... This was the result of the first man: I'm still trying it though, for the fans.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-05-2005, 10:48 PM	#20 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	What you're doing is very admirable.
	#YOLO

01-06-2005, 03:05 AM	#21 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	what the fuck is that?

01-06-2005, 04:30 PM	#22 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Legends are rarely appreciated in their time.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-06-2005, 11:07 PM	#23 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Wow I thought I was alone. Last sememster I tore through a case and a half of canned corn. It was amazing. I started eating a can for a meal a can for a snack, a can here a can there. Even my roommates noticed how much canned corn I was eating.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

01-07-2005, 03:07 AM	#24 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	I guess you can say that you guys are... CORNY!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
	#YOLO