Observations from a Newbie

[Mister Bater]

I found this site one day when someone kept typing "Nubblies.com" into a chat. I went there, and from what I've seen, I'm impressed. This is definitely a kick ass site. Lately though, I've noticed that there are quite a few ignorant pieces of dead fetal shit posting menstrual waste all over the website. This pisses me off. First off, if you have a problem with the site (Fucknubblies, Seniorgirl, etc.), why the fuck are you posting here you dumbmotherfucker? Just because you're too god damned ignorant to appreciate what these people have created here doesn't mean you have to bash it. Know one wants to listen to your bitching. Leave us instantly, you testicle licking rectal warts. You are lower than a mexican with down syndrome.
Speaking of mexicans, I'm sick and tired of them. I live down in California and there's more of them here than STD's on Seniorgirl. Since I'm surrounded by these shitfaced cockmasters all day long, I can pick up their scent anywhere. Even online. Yes, Anky, I'm speaking of you. I have seen thousands of dirty Mexican crack whores, but I have never come into contact with one like you. I can smell you all the way over here in California, and it's making me vomit. If only your mother could of poked you to death with a coat hanger while you were still in the room. Oh well, there's always time for a 63rd trimester abortion. We can only hope.
I guess all that's left to say is a brief line of California wisdom: "Thou shalt not trust any living creature that bleeds each month and does not die". Amen.

[victim]

Wow...

wow...

welcome.

[Titan]

HA HAAAAAAAAAA.

I completely missed that last part.
That is funny shit.

[Combat Chuck]

And thus the Nubblies revolution begins. Soon, we're going to be hearing from people outside of the country.

Welcome, Mr. Bater.

Yeah, no shit. God bless you, Mr. Bater, and welcome aboard. It's official, Nubblies now has GOOD members across the Nation.

[BigDongedHoe]

Welcome to the world of nubblies.com and if you would like you could spread fliers or word of mouth through your school/work/town in California.

:::BDH:::

Of course, he'll probably go to Nubblies.com right now, see that it's been down for 2 days, and never come back Fuck. That's the problem with him being there and us being here...

[Ugly Bastard]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Orgazmo:
Of course, he'll probably go to Nubblies.com right now, see that it's been down for 2 days, and never come back Fuck. That's the problem with him being there and us being here...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'll take care of that problem

-Ugly Bastard

Sweet sex of a bear.

[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited January 16, 2003).]

[St. Anky]

Mister Bater,

I honestly have no idea how such a dirty little dick monger like yourself is able to make assumptions about a person he's never met. And as to that smell you were talking about, I'm sure its your rotten-ass shit covered dick.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mister Bater:
Just because you're too god damned ignorant to appreciate what these people have created here doesn't mean you have to bash it. Know one wants to listen to your bitching. Leave us instantly, you testicle licking rectal warts. You are lower than a mexican with down syndrome.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

First off,you should've used NO instead of KNOW in your post. How does it feel douchebag, to have a mexican correcting your grammer? Secondly, I'd have to say you're stupid for blaming an ignorant person for not knowing any better. Ignorance is exactly that, when someone doesnt know any better, they're ignorant and therefore arent exactly at fault for their mistakes. If someone doesnt know any better, you cant really judge their motive. And of course thirdly, you comment on how no one wants to hear them bitchin; then why don't you shut the fuck up and quit YOUR bitching? You're just adding to the annoyance.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mister Bater:
Speaking of mexicans, I'm sick and tired of them. I live down in California and there's more of them here than STD's on Seniorgirl. Since I'm surrounded by these shitfaced cockmasters all day long, I can pick up their scent anywhere.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Since you're so sick and tired of us mexicans, why dont you do something about it. Yeah, go ahead and pick one off. We come in hordes bitch, hordes.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mister Bater:
I have seen thousands of dirty Mexican crack whores, but I have never come into contact with one like you.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wow, you called me a crack whore. Last I heard crack was a more prominent drug over there in Cali. And were you really trying to bash me at all by calling me a whore? If not, thanks!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mister Bater:
If only your mother could of poked you to death with a coat hanger while you were still in the room. Oh well, there's always time for a 63rd trimester abortion.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

At this time I'd like to donkey punch your mother for bearing your worthless ass. I dont think I'd die if my mother started poking me while i was still in the ROOM. Of course, if you were talking about the WOUMB, that'd be a different story. And if you knew anything about women other than the fact that you have no interest in them, you'd realize that there's only 3 trimesters and then the woman is no longer pregnant. (A trimester being each 3 month period a woman is pregnant) And with that whole quote of yours:
"Thou shalt not trust any living creature that bleeds each month and does not die"
-Are you openly admitting that you are gay and hate women?
By now I feel kind of sorry for you so I'll just leave it at that. Eat shit and welcome to nubblies.



[This message has been edited by St. Anky (edited January 17, 2003).]

Wow Anky, I'm going to have to say I'm impressed.

[St. Anky]

I figured I've played the "bitch who everyone loves to hate" long enough. But thanks 50 Cent, means a lot.

[Niger Angelus]

I still am a fan of Mr.Bater.

[St. Anky]

Well congratulations Niger for admitting your complete idiocy.

[Titan]

I would have been impressed, if Mr. Anky had realized that making fun of someone for saying "room" instead of "womb" and then mispelling "womb" as WOUMB in big bold letters, kind of hurts the argument.

[St. Anky]

Hmmm... good point. But my argument wasnt his spelling, it was his inability to use the correct wording.
Ex.
Room =&gt; Womb
Know =&gt; No


[This message has been edited by St. Anky (edited January 20, 2003).]

[Titan]

This I no, but it still needs to be knowted. : o )




[This message has been edited by Titan (edited January 20, 2003).]

[St. Anky]

Heh...

[vader521]

mister batter stays
but im on anky side because
bashing the newbie was good

[Titan]

Well i'm glad that the newbie with twelve posts thinks that mister bater should stay.
Here at nubbliesdotcom, we very much anticipate when newbies make opinions about what newbies should be bashed, and we very much appreciate all input from newbies like mr. vader521, who, much like BabyunderscoreBoy, has some strikingly odd facination with retarded screen names.
We deeply care about what people like you, vader521, have to say, especially when it involves your newbie self pointing out that newbie-bashing is fun.

Well guess what you little turdbloated fuckface, nobody gives a fuck what you think, nor will they ever. Assuming that, after a fatal car crash, your twitching, spasmatic corpse was on the virge of regaining life, and all we had to do to revive you was to pretend like we cared what you thought, you still would get so such treatment.

Having said that, I officially welcome you to nubblies.com, and hope that you have a wonderful stay here, and grow to your fully bloated, ugly potential, and eventually have a fun time bashing newbies in a way that perhaps puts this post to shame. For a real lesson on bashing however, dial 1-800-50 Cent, that's 1, 800, 50 Cent. Sorry, no COD's.

[Ugly Bastard]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>
Originally posted by Mister Bater:
If only your mother could of poked you to death with a coat hanger while you were still in the room. Oh well, there's always time for a 63rd trimester abortion.
Originally posted by St. Anky:
At this time I'd like to donkey punch your mother for bearing your worthless ass. I dont think I'd die if my mother started poking me while i was still in the ROOM. Of course, if you were talking about the WOUMB<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Actually Bater, Anky....it's WOMB. Fucking WOMB.

-Ugly Bastard


[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited January 20, 2003).]

[Mister Bater]

I would have responded to Anky's bash earlier but I had a little trouble finding the site. It's all good, though.
Wow, Anky, your bash showed me that it is possible for a Mexican to have balls in places other than their mouths. It's about time you and all of the other pieces of Mother Teresa's decaying, wrinkled, putrid pussy started showing a little backbone. After all, you guys do have strong backs. Just look at any landscaper. Anyway, enough with the compliments. I'm about to commit a hate crime on you, just like what happened to your little boyfriend Matthew Shepard. Comprende, ese?
First off, you mentioned my dick being the cause of the shitty smell that was floating around. Yeah, you're right there, Anky. My dick was covered in shit. It's cause I just pulled out of your mom. The bitch just can't seem to wipe. I would've rammed it home up her clit but there was a minor problem. That bean-eating slut is so stretched out it's like dropping a toothpick in the Grand Canyon. You should take a look next time you see here. But, wait! I forgot! You don't know where she is!I did, at least until I Abe Lincolned the dirty slut (shaved off her pubes and glued them to her face with jizz). After that, I had to pull the John Wilkes Booth and cap her in the head. Sorry, Anky, but mommy's gone for good. Guess all you're left with is her busted hymen your Dad saved in an empty jar of queso (for the uninformed, the hymen is the "safety seal" that is attached to the pussy thta lets you know if she's fresh...sort of like those bottle tops that pop when you open them).
I find it funny how you claim I'm bitching. Not haha funny, but funny in the way that people, I'm sorry, animals like you can't afford homes, can't get real jobs, and are always missing at least one parent. In case you hadn't noticed, this is the RANTS FORUM. Rants. By definition, a rant involves complaining or "bitching" about the idiocy of others. In this case, my problem was with the people that go onto message boards to bitch about how gay a site is when they are on the site. Criticism has it's place, but shouldn't it be used in the rants forum, like the way I did it? So how am I supposed to rant on a topic without bitching? While I made 2 minor typing errors due to the speed at which I type, YOU displayed YOUR ignorance towards understanding OUR language. No estamos hablando espanol, you Princess Diana's rotting corpse eating douchebag. Check out a thesaurus next time. They come in English AND Spanish.
Hm, hordes. What else travels in large groups like hordes? Oh, I know! Flies, ants, and those little bugs that crawl all over shit. Could this mean that Mexicans are none other than an evolved form of the shitcrawling creatures we witness outside? Just a theory, but it would explain a lot. Don't worry, I pick plenty off by dragging them from the back of my car like that son of a bitch James Byrd. It would all be much easier if the government would just build a moat between here and Mexico and fill it with sharks. I can only pray for that day.
Yes, there is crack in Cali. People like me (white people) can afford it. People like you (Mexicans) can't and are forced to produce children just so they can have food. In this instance, we have a simple mathematical equation to explain how the Mexicans have been able to survive: Abortion=Dinner. You probably don't understand that, though, seeing as how you showed no mathematical comprehension whatsoever. You bashed me for saying a 63rd trimester abortion when there are only 3 trimesters in an abortion. Think with your lint-sized brain for a second Grandma-fucker. If a woman was to kill her child this late in life it would no longer be a 3rd trimester abortion since they are out of the womb. It would be the child's age times the number 3. I threw out 63 because I had no idea how old you are.
Finally, your response to my words of advice. The word to focus on here is TRUST. Again with misunderstanding things, Anky. I'm not saying you shouldn't fuck women, as every man should feel the inside of the clit. Hell, even jizz-soaked pieces of shit like you that dangle off of the asshair of Elton John should experience a woman once, even if it is from rape (try GHB). I'm just saying you shouldn't trust the ho cause they are always two-faced bitches. Fuck 'em all you want, just leave them after that. And for my final note, Anky, God hates fags. I'll be laughing at you from heaven as you burn in hell like the beansoaked Mexi-Kike that you are. Amen.

[Titan]

Holy shit. I'm sure that took the better part of a lifetime to write... god knows it took me long enough to read...

Damn, man... what's that smell?
*coughcoughOST*
I don't know... could just be a dirty mexican...



[This message has been edited by Titan (edited January 20, 2003).]

I'm gonna have to agree.

Anky starts to 'defend himself' and as i see it, get the shit kicked out of him by someone with 5 posts...

Organized Shit Talking my boys, take it to the shittalking forum and lets begin.

[Titan]

Hahaha, indeed, Anky has been embarassed enough by this newbie. He has no choice but to defend his dirty mexican ass.



[This message has been edited by Titan (edited January 20, 2003).]