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DJ FC · 01-05-2009, 07:44 AM

My friends,

GUINESS IS NOT THICK IT'S IN YOUR HEAD.
Some photo evidence:

Look! The Guiness is on top!
That's because it's less dense. Thickness (viscosity) is a different measure than density, yes. But just from this visual example you can see how claims of Guiness being "heavy" are downright wrong!

The perceived "thickness" comes from flavour and millions of tiny little bubbles formed from "Guiness gas" or "beer gas." Draught beer - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Drink it tonight. It's delightful. It doesn't fill you up like some of the heavier lagers and ales. It has more flavor. And it's sooooo tasty when it's super-chilled.

Dent · 01-05-2009, 08:10 AM

But yes its thickness comes from the head, and because thats where your lips are its easy to confuse its viscosity.
I think the 'heavy' thing comes from ease of drinking

SittinOnDubsWGW · 01-05-2009, 11:22 AM

I love guinness. I've always told people that, when they are like "its like eating a loaf of bread," blah blah, whatever fags.

Ironic Mustache · 01-05-2009, 01:57 PM

For some reason I can chug guinness like there's no tomorrow. Due to that fact, and its relatively low alcohol content, it's what I've chosen to attempt Das Boot with.

Pliedes · 01-05-2009, 02:10 PM

Anyone else drink stout & cider? Guinness and strong cider is fucking delicious.

Ironic Mustache · 01-05-2009, 02:28 PM

Yes sir I have. In fact I drink them every year on St. Patrick's Day at the annual pig roast at Mulvaney's restaurant. Last year I was almost arrested for charging a cover at the door (there wasn't supposed to be one). I miraculously escaped out of the second story window of the owner's office and lived to drink another day.

Ugly Bastard · 01-05-2009, 06:50 PM

Guinness has as many calories as like Budweiser... mb even less actually. A great beer, quite possibly my favorite which is funny since I hated it the first time I tried it.

Ironic Mustache · 01-07-2009, 10:57 AM

I didn't like it at first either. I think I grew to like them by drinking car bombs.

Orgazmo · 01-07-2009, 11:24 AM

I'm with you all. My first drinks of guinness were met with fierce opposition. Though I still wouldn't say I necessarily seek it out, I do love me a black & tan with Harp.

TwoBlackEyes · 01-08-2009, 06:18 PM

I'm fairly certain that medical science has proven that people who don't like Guinness are wrong and should shut their whore mouths.

DJ FC · 01-09-2009, 02:59 AM

When I drink Guiness I orgasm.

Cocktooth · 01-09-2009, 06:08 AM

<--- Hates Guniess, unless it is the beer via an Irish Car Bomb. Then it is okay with a shot mixed in. Sorry, I'm an American Red Neck through and through.

Dent · 03-17-2009, 09:25 PM

Happy st.patricks

ninjaface · 03-17-2009, 09:34 PM

had a guinness a couple hours ago. havent had one in a couple years. I like it way more than I did previously.

Ugly Bastard · 03-17-2009, 09:36 PM

I'm about to take it out to a nearby Irish pub for a little stouty goodness on this fine day. May you all live forever!

Beebs · 03-19-2009, 08:59 AM

I would encourage people to try other Stouts and Porters as well; Murphy's and Beamish are probably the next most popular in the world. Anything called "Russian Imperial Stout" is giong to be the most exagerated example of the style.

"God Save the Queen" for the most iconic IRISH product in the world? Thats not sacreligious or anything.

vaga1220 * · 03-21-2009, 02:09 PM

On St. Patrick's day I drank an 8% beer called the Wasatch Devastator, and it was horrible. It tasted like bull fuck. I hope you all had a better time then I did.

01-05-2009, 07:44 AM	#1 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	A Tribute to Everyone's Favourite Stout - God Save the Queen My friends, GUINESS IS NOT THICK IT'S IN YOUR HEAD. Some photo evidence: Look! The Guiness is on top! That's because it's less dense. Thickness (viscosity) is a different measure than density, yes. But just from this visual example you can see how claims of Guiness being "heavy" are downright wrong! The perceived "thickness" comes from flavour and millions of tiny little bubbles formed from "Guiness gas" or "beer gas." Draught beer - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Drink it tonight. It's delightful. It doesn't fill you up like some of the heavier lagers and ales. It has more flavor. And it's sooooo tasty when it's super-chilled.
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01-05-2009, 01:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	For some reason I can chug guinness like there's no tomorrow. Due to that fact, and its relatively low alcohol content, it's what I've chosen to attempt Das Boot with.
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01-05-2009, 02:28 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Yes sir I have. In fact I drink them every year on St. Patrick's Day at the annual pig roast at Mulvaney's restaurant. Last year I was almost arrested for charging a cover at the door (there wasn't supposed to be one). I miraculously escaped out of the second story window of the owner's office and lived to drink another day.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-07-2009, 10:57 AM	#8 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I didn't like it at first either. I think I grew to like them by drinking car bombs.
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01-09-2009, 02:59 AM	#11 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	When I drink Guiness I orgasm.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

01-05-2009, 08:10 AM	#2 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,528 Internets: 183146	But yes its thickness comes from the head, and because thats where your lips are its easy to confuse its viscosity. I think the 'heavy' thing comes from ease of drinking

01-05-2009, 11:22 AM	#3 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	I love guinness. I've always told people that, when they are like "its like eating a loaf of bread," blah blah, whatever fags.

01-05-2009, 02:10 PM	#5 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Anyone else drink stout & cider? Guinness and strong cider is fucking delicious.

01-05-2009, 06:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Guinness has as many calories as like Budweiser... mb even less actually. A great beer, quite possibly my favorite which is funny since I hated it the first time I tried it.

01-07-2009, 11:24 AM	#9 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,731 Internets: 311447	I'm with you all. My first drinks of guinness were met with fierce opposition. Though I still wouldn't say I necessarily seek it out, I do love me a black & tan with Harp.

01-08-2009, 06:18 PM	#10 (permalink)
TwoBlackEyes Been told twice Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 312 Internets: 1299	I'm fairly certain that medical science has proven that people who don't like Guinness are wrong and should shut their whore mouths.

01-09-2009, 06:08 AM	#12 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	<--- Hates Guniess, unless it is the beer via an Irish Car Bomb. Then it is okay with a shot mixed in. Sorry, I'm an American Red Neck through and through.
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03-17-2009, 09:25 PM	#13 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,528 Internets: 183146	Happy st.patricks

03-17-2009, 09:34 PM	#14 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	had a guinness a couple hours ago. havent had one in a couple years. I like it way more than I did previously.

03-17-2009, 09:36 PM	#15 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I'm about to take it out to a nearby Irish pub for a little stouty goodness on this fine day. May you all live forever!

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