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bloodyfart · 12-09-2005, 03:54 PM

train you pussy

Mars Man · 12-09-2005, 04:13 PM

LOL..thanks...that's the kind of encouragement I was hoping for.

bloodyfart · 12-09-2005, 04:58 PM

seriously, it was

migite · 12-09-2005, 11:48 PM

I can't believe there has been so many posts on this thread without me making some kind of nonsensical or pathetic retort/post whoring act.... dang!

Mars Man · 12-10-2005, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by migite:
I can't believe there has been so many posts on this thread without me making some kind of nonsensical or pathetic retort/post whoring act.... dang!

There!
I did train...I'm very macho.
Now I need some MRI shots to know what's fucked...

MAGICLIT · 12-10-2005, 09:43 AM

Hey JJ.net guys,

A little f.y.i., this is Nubblies.net, get on the charter bus of the future, and get off that stanky short bus of yesterday. Denial is not just a river in Egypt, this is home, feel free to hang your hats.

Love always,
MAGICLIT

P.S. glad to have you crazy bastards (& empress) here.

migite · 12-10-2005, 01:14 PM

does that mean i get a blowjob? a virtual one at the very least?

Deadly Crescent Kick · 12-12-2005, 04:35 PM

LMFAO @ mayhem:

http://news.adcombat.com/article.html?id=10334

Interview with the Entertaining Jason 'Mayhem' Miller
Submitted by: MMA Observer
Posted On 12/12/2005

The always colorful and entertaining Jason 'Mayhem' Miller sat down with ADCC News to discuss his ICON contract, Lawler, and how a fight with BJ Penn and himself would go. I smiled like I understood everything his said, but afterwards I needed a dictionary, but to no avail. If one of you Mayhem Monkeys have a secret decoder ring so I can have a true experience of Mr. Mayhem, please let me know. I present to you, the Mayhem Miller interview.

ADCC: Jason can you comment about your contract and what it means for a company like ICON to commit to you with such a deal?JASON: I have a contract? What kind of contract? Is this like a 24 hour fitness contract where they pressure you into signing up for 4 years, then you have to give your bank account information and then when you only go to the gym for one week, you still have to spend 40 bucks a month that you could be spending on twinkies? Icon is a fine, fine wife, and we make sweet love together. I don't fear commitment. I know she won't cheat on me, and she let's me have dirty nasty love with my mistresses whenever I feel the need. She even slaps me on the fanny and gives me words of encouragement from time to time. Comment made.

ADCC: Is this contract exclusive to just Hawaii and can you fight in the UFC if the opportunity comes up? JASON: I can make sexy-time explosion if I want.

ADCC: Your next opponent, Robbie Lawler also received a similar contract, what do you feel about ICON signing a fighter of his quality? JASON: Good for him. I hope we all get rich and buy yachts, so I can race him around the world in 80 days and beat him in that competition also. I hope that midway through the race we hop off of the yachts in Italy and race Ferraris through the arctic tundra of Russia, into outer Mongolia, and cross the Bering Strait on 10,000 dollar kayaks, like the native Americans did. I hope that me and Robbie can pool our money and buy world peace, and stop hunger in Africa.

ADCC: What is your opinion and assessment of Robbie Lawler as a fighter? JASON: Robbie Lawler is my favorite fighter besides my dad.

ADCC: The bell ring and your standing across from Robbie Lawler. What happens next? JASON: He'll probably try to pop the pins on his hand grenades.

ADCC: When you fought in the UFC, you fought at 170 pounds, is 185 better suited for you and do you think you could ever make 170 pounds again? JASON: Yes, if I stopped eating. But being a white Ethiopian is difficult in America. It is still very segregated throughout most of the United States, and when I'm 170 the Ethiopians think I'm too white, and the whiteys think I'm too skinny. So I choose to hate them all. I can't run marathons or play golf anyway.

ADCC: Your last loss was in the UFC to Georges St. Pierre (GSP) at 170 pounds. Looking back on your old division in the UFC and with the additions of BJ. Penn, who do you think will rule that division? JASON: Do you not watch the UFC? I think that GSP is gonna break a few more hearts in 2006. The 170 pound division is gonna go off this year. It'll be fun watching, I hope I'm at every fight, but its almost like everyone else is playing kickball, and you have to do homework in the dugout- well not a real dugout just one of those benches where the team has to sit waiting to 'bat'. They don't have dugouts in elementary school.

ADCC: You have been beating up on some of Hawaii's favorite sons, BJ Penn a native of Hawaii has been rumored to move up to 185 pounds if he wins the 170 pound title. How would a fight between you and him go? JASON: It would be a pasty white monkey beating on a cute little fritter in a battle of pineapple proportions. I hope BJ pisses in Dana's cornflakes so that we can make it happen in Hawaii.

ADCC: Do you get noticed when you're in Hawaii and how have the Hawaiian fans treated you? JASON: I never get noticed. People don't even know whom I is. Yes I said 'whom I is' it sounds cool. Just say it aloud to yourself. I get mad love from the fans, and I'm FRICKEN WHITE and have a RED STRIPE DOWN THE RIGHT SIDE OF MY HEAD. Do you think I get noticed? The 75 year old lady buying depends at Longs drugstore knows whom I is. Icon is blowing up like your sister in college. I'm right there with them.

ADCC: In a perfect world, who would Jason Miller like to fight? JASON: Myself. Except wearing the opposite color clothes like in Street Fighter II or an all shadow me, like in Double Dragon. I think it would be an exciting fight, because neither of us would quit, and have awesome entrances. Either that, or 11 naked Maxim models in a pit of oil.

ADCC: What can we expect from you in the year 2006? JASON: Expect the unexpected. And 'Undefeatment', a new fragrance, by Mayhem Miller

ADCC: Anything to say to your fans and sponsors. JASON: I don't have any fans. I have Mayhem Monkeys, and I say everything they need to hear on www.mayhemmiller.com FUCK MY SPONSORS. They don't do anything for me except give me money so I can eat, train, and buy things I don't need. I wish Rockstar Energy Drink would give me 200 cases of it a month so I have clean water to bathe in, and Evol Nutrition would stop making it easier to get buff, and Brit's Autobody would get me a tonneuo cover for my truck. And don't even get me started on Rent Samson.. may they burn in the depths of hell for what they have done to me, bastards. I'd also like to take this opportunity to tell that hot chick I was dancing with on Halloween that even though I don't remember your name, I remember that you were a prison guard, and I was an aerobics instructor, and I think we had a magical moment on the dance floor, right before they played the 'Lady Lumps' song.

theMerciless1 · 12-12-2005, 04:41 PM

thats awesome. what a freak.

hellcat · 12-12-2005, 05:27 PM

This guy is hysterical. Read his thing about training at the ultimate fighter.

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...logID=63258396

bloodyfart · 12-12-2005, 07:50 PM

mayhem is crazy in real life too

Cocktooth · 12-12-2005, 11:01 PM

dude i gotta meet some of these crazy sons of bitches!!!! i want to see them fight!!! i remember the days of me wanting to be a UFC fighter...then i started drinking beer and getting soft

Carnivorous Flavor · 12-12-2005, 11:09 PM

shut up loser.

Cocktooth · 12-13-2005, 12:19 AM

you talkin to me bro?!?!

Beebs · 12-13-2005, 02:06 AM

http://www.totaljj.com/ It's in Warsaw if you're interested.

Cocktooth · 12-13-2005, 02:13 AM

thanks for the link but i used to box....im no good on the ground....im 6'4 and could get my weight down to 185....my length gave me advantage plus i have an amazing chin....but im no way a mma fighter

theMerciless1 · 12-13-2005, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beebs:
http://www.totaljj.com/ It's in Warsaw if you're interested.

Jason Fox is a member of our organization and is a def a solid instructor.
not to mention part of one of the most respected BJJ fight teams in the world, Team Royler Gracie.
*waits for Brent to make a comment...

bloodyfart · 12-13-2005, 04:04 PM

well, if royler is respected, then eddie is a god for tapping him (i had to)

drew fickett was in last night.

theMerciless1 · 12-13-2005, 04:15 PM

royler will be the first to say that eddie is a very talented fighter.
but if we're gonna judge people for things they have done in the past theres not really much of a comparison, is there?

Beebs · 12-13-2005, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bloodyfart:
well, if royler is respected, then eddie is a god for tapping him (i had to)

drew fickett was in last night.

Well tell Eddie to open a 10th planet in Indiana

bloodyfart · 12-14-2005, 03:26 PM

lol at eddie leaving la or vegas

MAGICLIT · 12-14-2005, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shaw:
plus i have an amazing chin....

this was great to read, thank you kindly Mr. Shaw

Mars Man · 12-15-2005, 06:00 PM

I used to be disgusted...

But now I'm just stoked.

migite · 12-16-2005, 06:03 AM

merry christmas and happy new year y'all... i will be away in bangkok to chill... be good

Lucy Fur · 12-16-2005, 09:20 AM

same to you migsy. have a very merry christmas and happy new year.

12-09-2005, 03:54 PM	#1001 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	train you pussy
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

12-09-2005, 04:58 PM	#1003 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	seriously, it was
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

12-09-2005, 11:48 PM	#1004 (permalink)
migite Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 287 Internets: 0	I can't believe there has been so many posts on this thread without me making some kind of nonsensical or pathetic retort/post whoring act.... dang!
	Damnant quod non intelligunt

12-10-2005, 09:43 AM	#1006 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Hey JJ.net guys, A little f.y.i., this is Nubblies.net, get on the charter bus of the future, and get off that stanky short bus of yesterday. Denial is not just a river in Egypt, this is home, feel free to hang your hats. Love always, MAGICLIT P.S. glad to have you crazy bastards (& empress) here.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

12-10-2005, 01:14 PM	#1007 (permalink)
migite Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 287 Internets: 0	does that mean i get a blowjob? a virtual one at the very least?
	Damnant quod non intelligunt

12-09-2005, 04:13 PM	#1002 (permalink)
Mars Man Part dork, part bald Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Brazil Posts: 291 Internets: 10	LOL..thanks...that's the kind of encouragement I was hoping for.

12-12-2005, 04:35 PM	#1008 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	LMFAO @ mayhem: http://news.adcombat.com/article.html?id=10334 Interview with the Entertaining Jason 'Mayhem' Miller Submitted by: MMA Observer Posted On 12/12/2005 The always colorful and entertaining Jason 'Mayhem' Miller sat down with ADCC News to discuss his ICON contract, Lawler, and how a fight with BJ Penn and himself would go. I smiled like I understood everything his said, but afterwards I needed a dictionary, but to no avail. If one of you Mayhem Monkeys have a secret decoder ring so I can have a true experience of Mr. Mayhem, please let me know. I present to you, the Mayhem Miller interview. ADCC: Jason can you comment about your contract and what it means for a company like ICON to commit to you with such a deal?JASON: I have a contract? What kind of contract? Is this like a 24 hour fitness contract where they pressure you into signing up for 4 years, then you have to give your bank account information and then when you only go to the gym for one week, you still have to spend 40 bucks a month that you could be spending on twinkies? Icon is a fine, fine wife, and we make sweet love together. I don't fear commitment. I know she won't cheat on me, and she let's me have dirty nasty love with my mistresses whenever I feel the need. She even slaps me on the fanny and gives me words of encouragement from time to time. Comment made. ADCC: Is this contract exclusive to just Hawaii and can you fight in the UFC if the opportunity comes up? JASON: I can make sexy-time explosion if I want. ADCC: Your next opponent, Robbie Lawler also received a similar contract, what do you feel about ICON signing a fighter of his quality? JASON: Good for him. I hope we all get rich and buy yachts, so I can race him around the world in 80 days and beat him in that competition also. I hope that midway through the race we hop off of the yachts in Italy and race Ferraris through the arctic tundra of Russia, into outer Mongolia, and cross the Bering Strait on 10,000 dollar kayaks, like the native Americans did. I hope that me and Robbie can pool our money and buy world peace, and stop hunger in Africa. ADCC: What is your opinion and assessment of Robbie Lawler as a fighter? JASON: Robbie Lawler is my favorite fighter besides my dad. ADCC: The bell ring and your standing across from Robbie Lawler. What happens next? JASON: He'll probably try to pop the pins on his hand grenades. ADCC: When you fought in the UFC, you fought at 170 pounds, is 185 better suited for you and do you think you could ever make 170 pounds again? JASON: Yes, if I stopped eating. But being a white Ethiopian is difficult in America. It is still very segregated throughout most of the United States, and when I'm 170 the Ethiopians think I'm too white, and the whiteys think I'm too skinny. So I choose to hate them all. I can't run marathons or play golf anyway. ADCC: Your last loss was in the UFC to Georges St. Pierre (GSP) at 170 pounds. Looking back on your old division in the UFC and with the additions of BJ. Penn, who do you think will rule that division? JASON: Do you not watch the UFC? I think that GSP is gonna break a few more hearts in 2006. The 170 pound division is gonna go off this year. It'll be fun watching, I hope I'm at every fight, but its almost like everyone else is playing kickball, and you have to do homework in the dugout- well not a real dugout just one of those benches where the team has to sit waiting to 'bat'. They don't have dugouts in elementary school. ADCC: You have been beating up on some of Hawaii's favorite sons, BJ Penn a native of Hawaii has been rumored to move up to 185 pounds if he wins the 170 pound title. How would a fight between you and him go? JASON: It would be a pasty white monkey beating on a cute little fritter in a battle of pineapple proportions. I hope BJ pisses in Dana's cornflakes so that we can make it happen in Hawaii. ADCC: Do you get noticed when you're in Hawaii and how have the Hawaiian fans treated you? JASON: I never get noticed. People don't even know whom I is. Yes I said 'whom I is' it sounds cool. Just say it aloud to yourself. I get mad love from the fans, and I'm FRICKEN WHITE and have a RED STRIPE DOWN THE RIGHT SIDE OF MY HEAD. Do you think I get noticed? The 75 year old lady buying depends at Longs drugstore knows whom I is. Icon is blowing up like your sister in college. I'm right there with them. ADCC: In a perfect world, who would Jason Miller like to fight? JASON: Myself. Except wearing the opposite color clothes like in Street Fighter II or an all shadow me, like in Double Dragon. I think it would be an exciting fight, because neither of us would quit, and have awesome entrances. Either that, or 11 naked Maxim models in a pit of oil. ADCC: What can we expect from you in the year 2006? JASON: Expect the unexpected. And 'Undefeatment', a new fragrance, by Mayhem Miller ADCC: Anything to say to your fans and sponsors. JASON: I don't have any fans. I have Mayhem Monkeys, and I say everything they need to hear on www.mayhemmiller.com FUCK MY SPONSORS. They don't do anything for me except give me money so I can eat, train, and buy things I don't need. I wish Rockstar Energy Drink would give me 200 cases of it a month so I have clean water to bathe in, and Evol Nutrition would stop making it easier to get buff, and Brit's Autobody would get me a tonneuo cover for my truck. And don't even get me started on Rent Samson.. may they burn in the depths of hell for what they have done to me, bastards. I'd also like to take this opportunity to tell that hot chick I was dancing with on Halloween that even though I don't remember your name, I remember that you were a prison guard, and I was an aerobics instructor, and I think we had a magical moment on the dance floor, right before they played the 'Lady Lumps' song.
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

12-12-2005, 04:41 PM	#1009 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	thats awesome. what a freak.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

12-12-2005, 05:27 PM	#1010 (permalink)
hellcat Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 316 Internets: 10	This guy is hysterical. Read his thing about training at the ultimate fighter. http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...logID=63258396
	“This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration! Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future!” -- Adolf Hitler 1935

12-12-2005, 07:50 PM	#1011 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	mayhem is crazy in real life too
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12-12-2005, 11:01 PM	#1012 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	dude i gotta meet some of these crazy sons of bitches!!!! i want to see them fight!!! i remember the days of me wanting to be a UFC fighter...then i started drinking beer and getting soft
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12-12-2005, 11:09 PM	#1013 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	shut up loser.
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

12-13-2005, 12:19 AM	#1014 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	you talkin to me bro?!?!
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

12-13-2005, 02:06 AM	#1015 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	http://www.totaljj.com/ It's in Warsaw if you're interested.

12-13-2005, 02:13 AM	#1016 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	thanks for the link but i used to box....im no good on the ground....im 6'4 and could get my weight down to 185....my length gave me advantage plus i have an amazing chin....but im no way a mma fighter
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

12-13-2005, 04:04 PM	#1018 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	well, if royler is respected, then eddie is a god for tapping him (i had to) drew fickett was in last night.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

12-13-2005, 04:15 PM	#1019 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	royler will be the first to say that eddie is a very talented fighter. but if we're gonna judge people for things they have done in the past theres not really much of a comparison, is there?
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

12-14-2005, 03:26 PM	#1021 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	lol at eddie leaving la or vegas
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

12-15-2005, 06:00 PM	#1023 (permalink)
Mars Man Part dork, part bald Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Brazil Posts: 291 Internets: 10	I used to be disgusted... But now I'm just stoked.

12-16-2005, 06:03 AM	#1024 (permalink)
migite Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 287 Internets: 0	merry christmas and happy new year y'all... i will be away in bangkok to chill... be good
	Damnant quod non intelligunt

12-16-2005, 09:20 AM	#1025 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	same to you migsy. have a very merry christmas and happy new year.
	I am chaos. It is my destiny to destroy.