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Repugnant Abomination · 11-21-2005, 05:58 AM

So in the last week I've had three dates with three different girls. I got all these dates off the internet. This is not from cupid.com or some stupid shit either these are all girls from my area, college girls.

How do you become a cyber pimp? There are two tools you need: Myspace and AIM. With these two super powers you can get some serious ass lined up. And it's so much easier then doing it in person, yet brings just as effective results.

I've scored with 2 out of the 3 chicks I took out this last week, thanks internet!

migite · 11-21-2005, 12:49 PM

you're a quasi black belt in pimpkido. we used smoke signals and drums back in the day. i used to get whole villages of women offering their nubile 18-year old virgins to me cos of my drumming skills... i use the one stick to beat that drum and you should hear that rhythym

Deadly Crescent Kick · 11-21-2005, 02:23 PM

no internet for me.

i roll old skool.

fo' realz.

Ironic Mustache · 11-21-2005, 03:00 PM

I've gotten poon off of myspace, but not with nearly the consistency of all that. I was rolling with like 4-5 broads before I got ball and chained.

MAGICLIT · 11-21-2005, 03:05 PM

yea, Im pimpin myspace hoes like whoa, tis fun tis fun.

Grandmaster · 11-21-2005, 03:13 PM

Thanks Adol, our team of researchers will make a myspace account. My friend Adam here has been telling me about it, now you got me into actually getting involved.

- Grandmaster

bloodyfart · 11-21-2005, 03:19 PM

welcome to two years ago. without the internet and my millions of dollars, i wouldnt get laid

theMerciless1 · 11-21-2005, 06:50 PM

internet dating was and is still weird

Repugnant Abomination · 11-21-2005, 07:02 PM

If by weird you mean totally awesome then yeah. I have ANOTHER girl I met on myspace coming over tonight after work! It's unbelievable.

theMerciless1 · 11-21-2005, 07:11 PM

by my count thats like 4 girls.
there is no way theres 4 chicks in your town.

bloodyfart · 11-21-2005, 08:05 PM

zev has a point.

btw, friendster was very kind to me also.

MAGICLIT · 11-21-2005, 08:51 PM

wow, bet ur running low on chloroform eh Pugster?

migite · 11-21-2005, 09:28 PM

that or clubbing unsuspecting freshmen girls is back in vogue

Mr. Blonde · 11-21-2005, 11:23 PM

My girlfriend always thought Myspace was retarded, so when we broke up I created an account literally like the next day, half out of curiosity, half out of spite. Some chick from Indy sent me a message today wanting to talk more, she looks pretty hot, but it's only one pic, she says she has more though. So we'll see where that goes.

migite · 11-21-2005, 11:33 PM

go for it. web or no web all poontang is good

ur my bitch · 11-22-2005, 03:19 AM

Myspace is for pimpin.

St. Anky · 11-22-2005, 10:17 AM

jesus christ

nubblies as entity should shun this thread. are you fucking serious?! nubblies members talking about scoring e-pussy.

im ashamed

theMerciless1 · 11-22-2005, 12:37 PM

i scored this nice little peice of somethin on myspace...

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...61CEE740253785

fancymeghan · 11-22-2005, 02:21 PM

i wonder if there is any increase in the number of std cases lately, perhaps as a result of e-scoring....

anyone know of/can show any stats in relation to this?

i'm such a sciene nerd.

migite · 11-22-2005, 02:26 PM

Ironic Mustache · 11-22-2005, 02:56 PM

ESTD's are on the rise according to the Times.

theMerciless1 · 11-22-2005, 03:15 PM

since this got not nearly any of the attention it deserved...

www.suicidegirls.com

if you have shotime OnDemand, order the movie

Mr. Blonde · 11-22-2005, 04:58 PM

Email sent to me from "Sara"

Hi Sam, how's it going? Thanks for getting back to me. How is your week going so far? I hate Tuesdays just as much as Mondays. Yucky... haha. The weekend just flew by though. I really need to start having some fun on the weekends. To do that I need to meet some fun people around here to hang out with. The problem is I just moved to the Indianapolis area from St. Louis for my job (sales) about a month ago. Kind of a different world out here, so i'm still kind of adjusting and finding my way around. Not to mention I really don't know anyone around here. I definitely want to meet up with you soon if you're down! According to the site I live close by so we could really meet whenever you want. Maybe you could show me around a bit? Hit some hot bars, do some dancing, see a good show. I'm up for anything! You tell me. I'm sure there is plenty to do around here. You can be my tour guide. Don't worry, i'll repay you for your time ; ). I know it might be kinda of weird since we don't know each other but let's take a chance...why not? I promise I won't bite : ), unless you want me too, haha. How 'bout it? Are you interested?

Oh and those pics I told you about, I have a lot posted on my newest personal, they're at... http://www.dedicatedlust.com/sara00
My profile is listed in that site under "NotSoInnocent". I wanted to post my personal info (i.e. phone # and my personal email address) there for 3 real simple reasons. 1) It's DISCREET! 2) I never have to worry about being contacted by children since only adults are allowed in the site and 3) I know all the replies I receive are genuine. I've met 3 people off of this site, and it's truly made me feel safe. I had a nightmare of an experience in the past that I don't want to happen again. Thats all I've got to say right now, let's just plan on meeting soon! Cause you know what that means...

I hope you like 'em
Talk to you soon!!
Bye!!

Sara

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I've been semi-pwn3d. basically if you didnt read all that, this bitch's job is basically to flirt with desperate people on myspace and get them to subscribe to this site...ridiculous. So fuck her.

[ November 22, 2005, 02:01 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

theMerciless1 · 11-22-2005, 05:04 PM

lmao it was prolly a dude.
blonde scored sausage.

Mr. Blonde · 11-22-2005, 05:10 PM

I wouldnt doubt it. As I was reading it, before i got to the website party, i was like "wow, she sounds like a needy, clingy bitch...i dont know if i want to get into this shit and be her fucking "tour guide"

11-21-2005, 12:49 PM	#2 (permalink)
migite Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 287 Internets: 0	you're a quasi black belt in pimpkido. we used smoke signals and drums back in the day. i used to get whole villages of women offering their nubile 18-year old virgins to me cos of my drumming skills... i use the one stick to beat that drum and you should hear that rhythym
	Damnant quod non intelligunt

11-21-2005, 02:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	no internet for me. i roll old skool. fo' realz.
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

11-21-2005, 03:00 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I've gotten poon off of myspace, but not with nearly the consistency of all that. I was rolling with like 4-5 broads before I got ball and chained.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-21-2005, 03:05 PM	#5 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	yea, Im pimpin myspace hoes like whoa, tis fun tis fun.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

11-21-2005, 03:19 PM	#7 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	welcome to two years ago. without the internet and my millions of dollars, i wouldnt get laid
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

11-21-2005, 05:58 AM	#1 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	So in the last week I've had three dates with three different girls. I got all these dates off the internet. This is not from cupid.com or some stupid shit either these are all girls from my area, college girls. How do you become a cyber pimp? There are two tools you need: Myspace and AIM. With these two super powers you can get some serious ass lined up. And it's so much easier then doing it in person, yet brings just as effective results. I've scored with 2 out of the 3 chicks I took out this last week, thanks internet!

11-21-2005, 03:13 PM	#6 (permalink)
Grandmaster Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1 Internets: 10	Thanks Adol, our team of researchers will make a myspace account. My friend Adam here has been telling me about it, now you got me into actually getting involved. - Grandmaster

11-21-2005, 06:50 PM	#8 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	internet dating was and is still weird
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

11-21-2005, 07:02 PM	#9 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	If by weird you mean totally awesome then yeah. I have ANOTHER girl I met on myspace coming over tonight after work! It's unbelievable.

11-21-2005, 07:11 PM	#10 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	by my count thats like 4 girls. there is no way theres 4 chicks in your town.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

11-21-2005, 08:05 PM	#11 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	zev has a point. btw, friendster was very kind to me also.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

11-21-2005, 08:51 PM	#12 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	wow, bet ur running low on chloroform eh Pugster?
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

11-21-2005, 09:28 PM	#13 (permalink)
migite Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 287 Internets: 0	that or clubbing unsuspecting freshmen girls is back in vogue
	Damnant quod non intelligunt

11-21-2005, 11:23 PM	#14 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	My girlfriend always thought Myspace was retarded, so when we broke up I created an account literally like the next day, half out of curiosity, half out of spite. Some chick from Indy sent me a message today wanting to talk more, she looks pretty hot, but it's only one pic, she says she has more though. So we'll see where that goes.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-21-2005, 11:33 PM	#15 (permalink)
migite Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 287 Internets: 0	go for it. web or no web all poontang is good
	Damnant quod non intelligunt

11-22-2005, 03:19 AM	#16 (permalink)
ur my bitch Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NY Posts: 540 Internets: 406	Myspace is for pimpin.

11-22-2005, 10:17 AM	#17 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	jesus christ nubblies as entity should shun this thread. are you fucking serious?! nubblies members talking about scoring e-pussy. im ashamed

11-22-2005, 12:37 PM	#18 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	i scored this nice little peice of somethin on myspace... http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...61CEE740253785
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

11-22-2005, 02:21 PM	#19 (permalink)
fancymeghan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: indiana. Posts: 504 Internets: 306	i wonder if there is any increase in the number of std cases lately, perhaps as a result of e-scoring.... anyone know of/can show any stats in relation to this? i'm such a sciene nerd.

11-22-2005, 02:26 PM	#20 (permalink)
migite Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 287 Internets: 0	beep
	Damnant quod non intelligunt

11-22-2005, 02:56 PM	#21 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	ESTD's are on the rise according to the Times.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-22-2005, 03:15 PM	#22 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	since this got not nearly any of the attention it deserved... www.suicidegirls.com if you have shotime OnDemand, order the movie
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

11-22-2005, 04:58 PM	#23 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Email sent to me from "Sara" Hi Sam, how's it going? Thanks for getting back to me. How is your week going so far? I hate Tuesdays just as much as Mondays. Yucky... haha. The weekend just flew by though. I really need to start having some fun on the weekends. To do that I need to meet some fun people around here to hang out with. The problem is I just moved to the Indianapolis area from St. Louis for my job (sales) about a month ago. Kind of a different world out here, so i'm still kind of adjusting and finding my way around. Not to mention I really don't know anyone around here. I definitely want to meet up with you soon if you're down! According to the site I live close by so we could really meet whenever you want. Maybe you could show me around a bit? Hit some hot bars, do some dancing, see a good show. I'm up for anything! You tell me. I'm sure there is plenty to do around here. You can be my tour guide. Don't worry, i'll repay you for your time ; ). I know it might be kinda of weird since we don't know each other but let's take a chance...why not? I promise I won't bite : ), unless you want me too, haha. How 'bout it? Are you interested? Oh and those pics I told you about, I have a lot posted on my newest personal, they're at... http://www.dedicatedlust.com/sara00 My profile is listed in that site under "NotSoInnocent". I wanted to post my personal info (i.e. phone # and my personal email address) there for 3 real simple reasons. 1) It's DISCREET! 2) I never have to worry about being contacted by children since only adults are allowed in the site and 3) I know all the replies I receive are genuine. I've met 3 people off of this site, and it's truly made me feel safe. I had a nightmare of an experience in the past that I don't want to happen again. Thats all I've got to say right now, let's just plan on meeting soon! Cause you know what that means... I hope you like 'em Talk to you soon!! Bye!! Sara **The following is a requirement of this website: "If you are offended by adult material or are not of legal age to view such material, or if you simply would not like to hear from any members from this website, follow this link to be removed:" http://www.dedicatedlust.com/subscription.php I've been semi-pwn3d. basically if you didnt read all that, this bitch's job is basically to flirt with desperate people on myspace and get them to subscribe to this site...ridiculous. So fuck her.* [ November 22, 2005, 02:01 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-22-2005, 05:04 PM	#24 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	lmao it was prolly a dude. blonde scored sausage.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

11-22-2005, 05:10 PM	#25 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I wouldnt doubt it. As I was reading it, before i got to the website party, i was like "wow, she sounds like a needy, clingy bitch...i dont know if i want to get into this shit and be her fucking "tour guide"
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna