Polar Bear Mauls Woman in Zoo...with awesome picture - Nubblies.net Forums

Mr. Blonde · 04-12-2009, 12:12 AM

BERLIN, Germany (CNN) -- A polar bear attacked a woman at Berlin Zoo Friday afternoon after she climbed a fence and jumped into its habitat during feeding time, police said Saturday.

One adult polar bit her several times after she plunged into the moat, police said.

Zoo workers tossed rescue rings toward the woman to hoist her out and distract polar bears swimming nearby, said Goerg Gebhard, a Berlin police officer.

"They saved her life," Gebhard told CNN.

The woman was severely injured and was being treated at a hospital, police said.

It's unclear why the woman entered the bear habitat, but police issued her a citation for trespassing.

source.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 04-12-2009, 02:01 AM

hahhaha, take that, fat bitch! Stupid whore deserved it.

Mr. Blonde · 04-12-2009, 02:39 AM

source now has a video of the attack, and it's fucking awesome.

ninjaface · 04-12-2009, 03:14 AM

They should have let her get eaten. Dumb enough to jump in there? Dumb enough to be a nice treat for some polar bears.

f3lix · 04-12-2009, 03:42 AM

What an idiot. I love how she couldn't lift herself out b/c she's so fat. Stupid, fat, bitch.

vaga1220 * · 04-12-2009, 05:11 AM

I feel bad....

FOR THE FUCKING POLAR BEAR! Fat bitch probably tasted like fat bitch fuck sweat.

DDTempest · 04-12-2009, 05:55 AM

If I were her, I would concentrate on bearing the shame from being so stupid.

Ugly Bastard · 04-12-2009, 09:01 AM

Wow... this woman really must like polar bears!!

:-D

Ugly Bastard · 04-12-2009, 09:01 AM

Wow... this woman really must like polar bears!!

:-D

ninjaface · 04-12-2009, 11:17 AM

UB must really like DP(double posting).

Ugly Bastard · 04-12-2009, 11:56 AM

That's not the only kind of DP I like!

(Ninjaface, do you see what I did there??!)

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-12-2009, 11:57 AM

I like how the polar bear still manages to look cute while mauling the fat lady.

Orgazmo · 04-13-2009, 02:44 AM

DP CAN ALSO MEAN DOUBLE PENETRATION.

DJ FC · 04-13-2009, 05:18 AM

Maybe he just wanted to remove her clothes and see her bare.

Pliedes · 04-13-2009, 07:42 AM

She couldn't bear to see such a noble animal in captivity.

f3lix · 04-13-2009, 12:58 PM

Interesting seeing the polar opposite opinions in this thread.

You see what I did there?

Ugly Bastard · 04-13-2009, 01:13 PM

Dent · 04-13-2009, 01:24 PM

These lame jokes are unbearable

Edit : This needs to be captioned

edit2 : It has

DDTempest · 04-13-2009, 03:07 PM

You guys suck. You have to make different jokes, you can't just have five people using a varition of "bear it." I'm pretty fucking disappointed.

Dent · 04-13-2009, 03:16 PM

Apparently a polar bear mauled a German woman at Berlin Zoo after she jumped the fence into his enclosure.

Nice to see the Poles getting their own back after all these years!!

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-13-2009, 04:27 PM

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You guys suck. You have to make different jokes, you can't just have five people using a varition of "bear it." I'm pretty fucking disappointed.

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Pliedes · 04-13-2009, 05:42 PM

This thread is all sorts of awesome.

Orgazmo · 04-13-2009, 05:51 PM

I wonder if the worker that saved her had a beard.

DDTempest · 04-13-2009, 06:26 PM

When asked how she ended up in the pit, she replied, "I was looking for the penguins and I guess I just lost my bearings."

DDTempest · 04-13-2009, 06:28 PM

At first they were nice, but then got angry and attacked ... I guess they were bipolar bears!

04-12-2009, 12:12 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Polar Bear Mauls Woman in Zoo...with awesome picture BERLIN, Germany (CNN) -- A polar bear attacked a woman at Berlin Zoo Friday afternoon after she climbed a fence and jumped into its habitat during feeding time, police said Saturday. One adult polar bit her several times after she plunged into the moat, police said. Zoo workers tossed rescue rings toward the woman to hoist her out and distract polar bears swimming nearby, said Goerg Gebhard, a Berlin police officer. "They saved her life," Gebhard told CNN. The woman was severely injured and was being treated at a hospital, police said. It's unclear why the woman entered the bear habitat, but police issued her a citation for trespassing. source.
	Last edited by Mr. Blonde; 04-12-2009 at 12:14 AM. Reason: source

04-12-2009, 05:11 AM	#6 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,515 Internets: 60790	I feel bad.... FOR THE FUCKING POLAR BEAR! Fat bitch probably tasted like fat bitch fuck sweat.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

04-12-2009, 11:57 AM	#12 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	I like how the polar bear still manages to look cute while mauling the fat lady.
	#YOLO

04-13-2009, 05:18 AM	#14 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 250185	Maybe he just wanted to remove her clothes and see her bare.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

04-13-2009, 01:24 PM	#18 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,460 Internets: 174266	These lame jokes are unbearable Edit : This needs to be captioned edit2 : It has
	Last edited by Dent; 04-13-2009 at 01:51 PM.

04-12-2009, 02:01 AM	#2 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	hahhaha, take that, fat bitch! Stupid whore deserved it.

04-12-2009, 02:39 AM	#3 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	source now has a video of the attack, and it's fucking awesome.

04-12-2009, 03:14 AM	#4 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	They should have let her get eaten. Dumb enough to jump in there? Dumb enough to be a nice treat for some polar bears.

04-12-2009, 03:42 AM	#5 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	What an idiot. I love how she couldn't lift herself out b/c she's so fat. Stupid, fat, bitch.

04-12-2009, 09:01 AM	#8 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Wow... this woman really must like polar bears!! :-D

04-12-2009, 09:01 AM	#9 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Wow... this woman really must like polar bears!! :-D

04-12-2009, 11:17 AM	#10 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	UB must really like DP(double posting).

04-12-2009, 11:56 AM	#11 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	That's not the only kind of DP I like! (Ninjaface, do you see what I did there??!)

04-13-2009, 02:44 AM	#13 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	DP CAN ALSO MEAN DOUBLE PENETRATION.

04-13-2009, 07:42 AM	#15 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	She couldn't bear to see such a noble animal in captivity.

04-13-2009, 12:58 PM	#16 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Interesting seeing the polar opposite opinions in this thread. You see what I did there?

04-13-2009, 01:13 PM	#17 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330

04-13-2009, 03:16 PM	#20 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,460 Internets: 174266	Apparently a polar bear mauled a German woman at Berlin Zoo after she jumped the fence into his enclosure. Nice to see the Poles getting their own back after all these years!!

04-13-2009, 05:42 PM	#22 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	This thread is all sorts of awesome.

04-13-2009, 05:51 PM	#23 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	I wonder if the worker that saved her had a beard.