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Repugnant Abomination · 09-21-2005, 01:26 AM

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Burger King recalls 'sacrilegious' desserts

JOHN INNES

THE fast-food chain, Burger King, is withdrawing its ice-cream cones after the lid of the dessert offended a Muslim.

The man claimed the design resembled the Arabic inscription for Allah, and branded it sacrilegious, threatening a "jihad".

The chain is being forced to spend thousands of pounds redesigning the lid with backing from The Muslim Council of Britain. It apologised and said: "The design simply represents a spinning ice-cream cone."

The offending lid was spotted in a branch in Park Royal last week by business development manager Rashad Akhtar, 27, of High Wycombe.

He was not satisfied by the decision to withdraw the cones and has called on Muslims to boycott Burger King. He said: "This is my jihad. How can you say it is a spinning swirl? If you spin it one way to the right you are offending Muslims."

A Muslim Council spokesman said: "We commend the sensitive and prompt action that Burger King has taken."

Mr. Blonde · 09-21-2005, 01:55 AM

That's re fucking diculous. Its shit like this that makes me want to really really hate Muslims. I just have to remember that although all I EVER fucking hear about them is bad shit, that I can't generalize.

09-21-2005, 02:24 AM

Exactly, because all they hear about us is greed and war.

Carnivorous Flavor · 09-21-2005, 02:40 AM

heres an anecdote...i used to live by the beach here in Norwalk CT...away from the bigger town roads here. Smaller mom and pop type of establishments, not Kohls and stop and shop, etc.....

the "shopping center" where my laundromat was had the laundry, a cleaners, a "speedy Mart" and a few empty stores......

a new deli opens up one day. Im doing my laundry and go next door to check it out..

(need to know info: im 8 beers deep, smoked out to the be-jesus, 5'11" 160 lbs ,9% BF, with a freshly shaven head, 1/4 inch.....wearing camo cargo shorts, brown hikers, and dirty ripped white sleeveless shirt, both shoulders/biceps tattooed.)

the sign says "al jhoda".....whateva

i walk in and peruse the counter display. the clerk immediately gets on the phone, i pay lil attention to thi s fact(hind sight is 20/20)..the canned goods are shit, th e fruit looks good. i grab an orange. i see sausage in the main cooler.

"whats up with that sausage man?"..."is it pork" i ask....

NO.

i see 1/2 a goat for sale, but am too bugge d out to consider buying it.
"oh..hmmm, what about bacon,,i want some thick ass bacon...you know..nice center cut..."

NO.

There is no PORK here!!

BLALAH JIHAH BLAALAGE BLAGLY BLAHHAHAHA.. dude tarted out sand dune style...

"ok i'll just take thi s orange then"...i pay and leave.

walk out the door and there are 3 20 something arab dudes hovering around the door....i bully past, and check my drier to see if my clothes are done..they are not.
i walk back outside and the biggest dude is eyeballing me...im eating that orange....so with a mouth full of orange slice, looking like ateeth guard, i blurt out.."whot de fook harr yoop lukeing addd?"

he goes inside. i jump in my 79 chevy monster truck w/ 35" tires and drive around the corner.

then it dawns on me. I just totally looked and acted like a skin head in their muslim market and didnt even know it....

priceless....

9-11 was soon after and they closed down immediately, th e store is STILL EMPTY to this day, an dthere is still shitty arab canned goods in there too.

fuck them.

Niger Angelus · 09-21-2005, 05:49 AM

I still see this as pointless bitching and someone who does not deserve regocnition trying to gain some.

Deadly Crescent Kick · 09-21-2005, 10:13 AM

LOL

fung, you have to make this shit up.

you know what's great about the UK?

if they think someone's spouting any jihad BS, they kicking them right them fuck out of the country.

too bad we're not doing that.

theMerciless1 · 09-21-2005, 12:00 PM

they got pisswed at nike s few years ago because the "air" on the back of a sneaker looked like allah.
lol @ fung

Ironic Mustache · 09-21-2005, 01:35 PM

I for one am offended on behalf of the muslims. This is bullshit! Fuck burger king!

fat_retard · 09-21-2005, 03:41 PM

Burger King sucks anyway, who cares?

Beebs · 09-21-2005, 03:53 PM

In arabic, there is no real standard way to form the letters, I had to spend a whole damned day last year looking at all the different ways "Allah" has been written. Neither one of those particularly look like the most standard ones.

vaga1220 * · 09-21-2005, 05:47 PM

--->All<--- Muslims are shittards and we should kill them.

St. Anky · 09-21-2005, 07:13 PM

Yeah, it all makes me hate Jews too. And while we're at it, American Indians and fags.

Heaven Can Wait · 09-22-2005, 10:57 AM

@DCK
The UK is breeding them, seriously americans view of england is fucked, its crawling with niggers and muslims, i think its 1 in 4 people in london werent born here, which means its nearer to 1 in 2 under 30's. Australia is the place to be.

vaga1220 * · 09-22-2005, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by St. Anky:
Yeah, it all makes me hate Jews too. And while we're at it, American Indians and fags.

oh my hell, I fucking hate American Indians (red trash) and don't get me started on fucking useless faggot ass cunts.

Deadly Crescent Kick · 09-23-2005, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Heaven Can Wait:
@DCK
The UK is breeding them, seriously americans view of england is fucked, its crawling with niggers and muslims, i think its 1 in 4 people in london werent born here, which means its nearer to 1 in 2 under 30's. Australia is the place to be.

yeah i know they have a lot over their. germany is even worse.

but i find it funny that they are ejecting as many as they can.

09-21-2005, 01:55 AM	#2 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	That's re fucking diculous. Its shit like this that makes me want to really really hate Muslims. I just have to remember that although all I EVER fucking hear about them is bad shit, that I can't generalize.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

09-21-2005, 02:24 AM	#3 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Exactly, because all they hear about us is greed and war.
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09-21-2005, 02:40 AM	#4 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	heres an anecdote...i used to live by the beach here in Norwalk CT...away from the bigger town roads here. Smaller mom and pop type of establishments, not Kohls and stop and shop, etc..... the "shopping center" where my laundromat was had the laundry, a cleaners, a "speedy Mart" and a few empty stores...... a new deli opens up one day. Im doing my laundry and go next door to check it out.. (need to know info: im 8 beers deep, smoked out to the be-jesus, 5'11" 160 lbs ,9% BF, with a freshly shaven head, 1/4 inch.....wearing camo cargo shorts, brown hikers, and dirty ripped white sleeveless shirt, both shoulders/biceps tattooed.) the sign says "al jhoda".....whateva i walk in and peruse the counter display. the clerk immediately gets on the phone, i pay lil attention to thi s fact(hind sight is 20/20)..the canned goods are shit, th e fruit looks good. i grab an orange. i see sausage in the main cooler. "whats up with that sausage man?"..."is it pork" i ask.... NO. i see 1/2 a goat for sale, but am too bugge d out to consider buying it. "oh..hmmm, what about bacon,,i want some thick ass bacon...you know..nice center cut..." NO. There is no PORK here!! BLALAH JIHAH BLAALAGE BLAGLY BLAHHAHAHA.. dude tarted out sand dune style... "ok i'll just take thi s orange then"...i pay and leave. walk out the door and there are 3 20 something arab dudes hovering around the door....i bully past, and check my drier to see if my clothes are done..they are not. i walk back outside and the biggest dude is eyeballing me...im eating that orange....so with a mouth full of orange slice, looking like ateeth guard, i blurt out.."whot de fook harr yoop lukeing addd?" he goes inside. i jump in my 79 chevy monster truck w/ 35" tires and drive around the corner. then it dawns on me. I just totally looked and acted like a skin head in their muslim market and didnt even know it.... priceless.... 9-11 was soon after and they closed down immediately, th e store is STILL EMPTY to this day, an dthere is still shitty arab canned goods in there too. fuck them.
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

09-21-2005, 05:49 AM	#5 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I still see this as pointless bitching and someone who does not deserve regocnition trying to gain some.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

09-21-2005, 10:13 AM	#6 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	LOL fung, you have to make this shit up. you know what's great about the UK? if they think someone's spouting any jihad BS, they kicking them right them fuck out of the country. too bad we're not doing that.
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

09-21-2005, 01:26 AM	#1 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Source Burger King recalls 'sacrilegious' desserts JOHN INNES THE fast-food chain, Burger King, is withdrawing its ice-cream cones after the lid of the dessert offended a Muslim. The man claimed the design resembled the Arabic inscription for Allah, and branded it sacrilegious, threatening a "jihad". The chain is being forced to spend thousands of pounds redesigning the lid with backing from The Muslim Council of Britain. It apologised and said: "The design simply represents a spinning ice-cream cone." The offending lid was spotted in a branch in Park Royal last week by business development manager Rashad Akhtar, 27, of High Wycombe. He was not satisfied by the decision to withdraw the cones and has called on Muslims to boycott Burger King. He said: "This is my jihad. How can you say it is a spinning swirl? If you spin it one way to the right you are offending Muslims." A Muslim Council spokesman said: "We commend the sensitive and prompt action that Burger King has taken."

09-21-2005, 12:00 PM	#7 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	they got pisswed at nike s few years ago because the "air" on the back of a sneaker looked like allah. lol @ fung
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

09-21-2005, 01:35 PM	#8 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I for one am offended on behalf of the muslims. This is bullshit! Fuck burger king!
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

09-21-2005, 03:41 PM	#9 (permalink)
fat_retard Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: a house Posts: 664 Internets: 10	Burger King sucks anyway, who cares?

09-21-2005, 03:53 PM	#10 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	In arabic, there is no real standard way to form the letters, I had to spend a whole damned day last year looking at all the different ways "Allah" has been written. Neither one of those particularly look like the most standard ones.

09-21-2005, 05:47 PM	#11 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	--->All<--- Muslims are shittards and we should kill them.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

09-21-2005, 07:13 PM	#12 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	Yeah, it all makes me hate Jews too. And while we're at it, American Indians and fags.

09-22-2005, 10:57 AM	#13 (permalink)
Heaven Can Wait English. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: England Posts: 868 Internets: 179	@DCK The UK is breeding them, seriously americans view of england is fucked, its crawling with niggers and muslims, i think its 1 in 4 people in london werent born here, which means its nearer to 1 in 2 under 30's. Australia is the place to be.
	there is little I wouldn't do for a dolphin.